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Funny Quotes From Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express was one of the films that helped make Seth Rogen what he is today. It was a monster hit and saw several of the cast members continue their film careers due to its success. If you don't know what a "pineapple express" is, it's suppose to be the name for one of the most power versions of a specific drug that this whole movie is about. Yep, it's pot! Seth Rogen obviously was the right choice.

Come join us as we go through the best quotes from this hilarious movie titled Pineapple Express.

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A quote from Pineapple Express.
Saul: I just got a shipment of Pineapple Express, the dopest dope I've ever smoked. Smellll it. It's like... God's vagina.
[Dale and Saul are running and Dale sees Saul jump into a dumpster] Dale Denton: Whoa, whoa! I gotta get to a phone man. Come on! Saul: No, no! I think we should stay. Dale Denton: Why? Saul: [pause] Cause I'm in the dumpster already.
Dale Denton: How could he find us? Saul: Umm, heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, foxes, barracudas. Dale Denton: It's just... I'm kinda flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird. Saul: Thank you. Dale Denton: Not a compliment.
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[passes out]