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Funny Pineapple Express Quotes

Saul: I just got a shipment of Pineapple Express, the dopest dope I've ever smoked. Smellll it. It's like... God's vagina.

[Dale and Saul are running and Dale sees Saul jump into a dumpster] Dale Denton: Whoa, whoa! I gotta get to a phone man. Come on! Saul: No, no! I think we should stay. Dale Denton: Why? Saul: [pause] Cause I'm in the dumpster already.

Dale Denton: How could he find us? Saul: Umm, heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, foxes, barracudas. Dale Denton: It's just... I'm kinda flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird. Saul: Thank you. Dale Denton: Not a compliment.

Saul: Fuck the po-lice!

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