Funny Quotes From Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express was one of the films that helped make Seth Rogen what he is today. This film was a monster hit and saw several of the cast members continue their film careers due to its success. Come join us as we go through the best quotes from this hilarious movie below.

Saul: I just got a shipment of Pineapple Express, the dopest dope I've ever smoked. Smellll it. It's like... God's vagina.

[Dale and Saul are running and Dale sees Saul jump into a dumpster] Dale Denton: Whoa, whoa! I gotta get to a phone man. Come on! Saul: No, no! I think we should stay. Dale Denton: Why? Saul: [pause] Cause I'm in the dumpster already.

Dale Denton: How could he find us? Saul: Umm, heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, foxes, barracudas. Dale Denton: It's just... I'm kinda flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird. Saul: Thank you. Dale Denton: Not a compliment.

Saul: Fuck the po-lice!

Matheson: [to Budlofsky] You used to be fierce. You used to be ruthless!

Saul: [as he is just about to punch Carol in the face] You're in the jungle now, Baby!

Red: Today's my cat's birthday.
[passes out]