Funny Pineapple Express Quotes
Pineapple Express was one of the films that helped make Seth Rogen what he is today. The film was a monster hit. Below you can read some of teh many great funny quotes.
Saul:I just got a shipment of Pineapple Express, the dopest dope I've ever smoked. Smellll it. It's like... God's vagina.
[Dale and Saul are running and Dale sees Saul jump into a dumpster] Dale Denton:
Whoa, whoa! I gotta get to a phone man. Come on!Saul:
No, no! I think we should stay.Dale Denton:
Why?Saul: [pause]
Cause I'm in the dumpster already.
Dale Denton:
How could he find us?Saul:
Umm, heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, foxes, barracudas.Dale Denton:
It's just... I'm kinda flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.Saul:
Thank you.Dale Denton:
Not a compliment.
Saul:
Fuck the po-lice!
Matheson: [to Budlofsky]
You used to be fierce. You used to be ruthless!
Saul: [as he is just about to punch Carol in the face]
You're in the jungle now, Baby!
Red:
Today's my cat's birthday.
[passes out]
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