Funny Quotes From School of Rock

School of Rock (2004) is a great movie. It's a bit like other Jack Black movies, but the fact that it is based in a school with great child actors is a huge plus. There are many quality scenes and great lines.

Below are some funny quotes from School of Rock. Enjoy!

Ned: Patty, come on, I'm on this.
Patty: Oh, you're on.

Ned: Dewey, I'm not paying your share of the rent, so, I don't know, maybe you should sell one of your guitars or something.
Dewey Finn: What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?

Dewey Finn: Read between the lines, Theo. Read between the lines!

Dewey Finn: You guys, you know what? You're nuts. You're all nuts. You've been focused so hard on making it, you forgot about one thing. It's called the musuc. And I don't even care. You know what? So what. I don't want to hang out with a bunch of wannabe corporate sellouts. I'm gonna form my own band. And we are gonna start a revolution. Okay? And you're gonna be a funny little footnote on my epic ass.

Dewey Finn: Okay, who's got food in here? You're not gonna get in trouble, I'm hungry.

Dewey Finn: Freddy, what do you like to do? Freddy: I don't know, burn stuff?

Rosalie Mullins: I'm sorry to interrupt, but Miss Lemmons said she heard music coming from the classroom. Dewey Finn: Music? Uh, music. I haven't heard any music. Uh-oh, you know what? Miss Lemmons must be on crark, right, kids?

Dewey Finn: [singing] Math is a wonderful thing. Math is a really cool thing. So get off your ath. Let's do some math. Math, math, math, math, math.

Dewey Finn:Tomorrow is the big day, so get your rest. No late parties, drinking tequila and trying to get lucky.

Dewey Finn: My name is Dewey Finn. And, no, I'm not a licensed teacher, but I have been touched by your kids. And I'm pretty sure I've touched them.

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