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Funny Quotes From Meet the Robinsons

Meet the Robinsons is a Disney film about a young boy who time travels. The film is hilarious and one of my personal favorite Disney movies. It has everything from drama to laughter to love. My favorite part features the dinosaur. Actually, that's what got me to see the movie in the first place. If it wasn't for the commercials which showed him with tiny hands, I wouldn't have seen it in the first place.

Below you'll find some funny quotes from Meet the Robinsons.

A quote from Meet the Robinsons.

I'm assuming you're joking, I'm ignoring you for time reasons.
Wilbur
Nope, I have the caffeine patch. It's my invention. Each patch is the equivalent of 12 cups of coffee. You can stay up for days with no side effects. Ahhh! Sorry.
Lucille Krunklehorn
Mom and Dad are gonna kill me! And I'm gonna tell you this, it will not be done with mercy!
Wilbur
Bowler Hat Guy: Now my slave, seize the boy!
[the T-rex chases after Lewis and repeatedly hits head into wall]
Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?
T-Rex: 'Cause I have a big head and little arms, and I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
[pause in which Bowler Hat Guy stares angrily into handheld mind control device]
T-Rex: [cute face] Master?
Well I was born in the past which makes ME older and the boss of YOU!
Lewis
If my parents figured out I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave!
Wilbur
Grandpa Bud: I think my wife's baking cookies.
[opens a door; his wife is dancing in a disco dance floor]
Grandpa Bud: Bake them cookies, Lucille!
Lewis: Why is your dog wearing glasses?
Grandpa Bud: Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts.
Wilbur: Annoying little girl, I do not have time for this!
Young Franny: Don't sass me boy, I know karate!
Mister, you are grounded... until you die.
Franny, to Wilbur
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