Funny High School Quotes

High School is a great time for some and a horrible time for others. It's funny how little the social life matters afterward and how much emphasis is put on it during. You'll find some funny quotes about high school below.

For high school graduation quotes, scroll down and you'll find it.

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.
George Carlin

In New York now, they have Harvey Milk High School for gay students. They don't have much of a football team, but the half-time show...
Bill Maher

A high-school teacher, after all, is a person deputized by the rest of us to explain to the young what sort of world they are living in, and to defend, if possible, the part their elders are playing in it.
Emile Capouya

Take our politicians: they're a bunch of yo-yos. The presidency is now a cross between a popularity contest and a high school debate, with an encyclopedia of cliches the first prize.
Saul Bellow

But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.
Ronald Reagan

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!'
Steven Wright

Peter La Fleur: Hang on a second. You wanna become a cheerleader to prove you are not a loser?
Justin: Yeah. Why?
Peter La Fleur: Nothing. High school's changed a bit since I was a kid.
Dodgeball

Hilarious Quotations for Graduation

Graduation is a wonderful time for everyone. It's when the students begin to dream about the future, say goodbye to their past, and the parents think about the accomplishments of their children.

Below you'll find some hilarious sayings about graduation.

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
Erma Bombeck

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught.
Oscar Wilde

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.
Frank A. Clark

Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously
G.K. Chesterton

The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.
Unknown

If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.
Robert Goheen

Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
Gary Bolding

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
Garry Trudeau

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.
Robert Orben

At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.
Paul Freund

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