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Funny Quotes About High School

High School is a great time for some and a horrible time for others. It's funny how little the social life matters afterward and how much emphasis is put on it during. You'll find some funny quotes about high school below.

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When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.
George Carlin

In New York now, they have Harvey Milk High School for gay students. They don't have much of a football team, but the half-time show...
Bill Maher

A high-school teacher, after all, is a person deputized by the rest of us to explain to the young what sort of world they are living in, and to defend, if possible, the part their elders are playing in it.
Emile Capouya

Take our politicians: they're a bunch of yo-yos. The presidency is now a cross between a popularity contest and a high school debate, with an encyclopedia of cliches the first prize.
Saul Bellow

But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.
Ronald Reagan

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!'
Steven Wright

Peter La Fleur: Hang on a second. You wanna become a cheerleader to prove you are not a loser?
Justin: Yeah. Why?
Peter La Fleur: Nothing. High school's changed a bit since I was a kid.
Dodgeball
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