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Funny Quotes About College

Once high school is over with, the obvious next step for most people is going to a university. College is seen by many as the greatest time of any man or woman's life. It is when social activity is at its greatest and people tend to explore new things. Of course, many great things and many horrible things happen during this point in life. It's a deciding moment. Nonetheless, it's also a great time for humor.

And speaking of humor, the quotes listed below are some great funny college quotes for anyone who is planning or has already been there.

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car, but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means to an education.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Albert Einstein
College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Robert Frost
The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life.
Plato
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income -- which he then spends sending his son to college.
Bill Vaughn
If you feel that you have both feet planted on solid ground, then the university has failed you.
Robert Gohen
The chief value in going to college is that it's the only way to learn it really doesn't matter.
George Edwin Howes
The freshmen bring a little knowledge in and the seniors take none out, so it accumulates through the years.
A. Lawrence Lowell
A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.
Tom Masson
You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think.
Elbert Hubbard
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
Clive James
The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
Second Law of Applied Terror
Colleges don't make fools, they only develop them.
George Lorimer
Definition of a College professor: someone who talks in other people's sleep.
W. H. Auden
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
Will Rogers
A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.
Shelby Foote
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank Zappa
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
Elbert Hubbard
Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
G. B. Trudeau