Funny Quotes for Graduation - Page 2
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught.
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.
Frank A. Clark
Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously
The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.
If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.
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Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.
At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.
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