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Funny Quotes About Being Drunk

Drinking is a favorite past-time of many people around the world. It helps us relax, be social, and hopefully have a good time. Nonetheless, much of our drinking history falls from religious customs and ceremonies. Of course, being drunk isn't always what it is cracked up to be.

Below are a few funny quotes about drinking or being drunk. Hopefully the authors can tickle your fancy and offer a bit of laughter.

A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts.
Steve Fergosi
But the greatest love--the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.
Irish love ballad
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
Henny Youngman
I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection.
Brian, Family Guy
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says 'You've been brought here for drinking.' The drunk says 'Okay, let's get started.'
Henny Youngman
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F. Burns
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
William Butler Yeats
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P.J. O'Rourke
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