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Funny Quotes About Alcohol

Ah, Alcohol, how do I love thee? It's God's (or the Spaghetti Monster's) gift to mankind. Whether it is beer, vodka, whisky or rum, it doesn't matter. Someone, somewhere loves it. Of course, don't overindulge, you don't want to become an alcoholic. Nonetheless, there's nothing wrong with kicking back a few every now and then.

So let's get started. Here are a few quotes celebrating the awesomeness that is alcohol (especially beer).

Drinking is nothing funny, unless...
My favorite beer...
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
Mitch Hedberg
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Mega Jones
The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand!
Danny Jansen
Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol.
Anonymous
There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them.
Terry Pratchett
Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.
Paul McCartney
It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her.
W.C. Fields
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Anonymous
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