Welcome to Mooseport Quotes

Welcome to Mooseport is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Welcome to Mooseport stopped airing in 1970.

It features Moritz Borman as producer, John Debney in charge of musical score, and Victor Hammer as head of cinematography.

Welcome to Mooseport is recorded in English and originally aired in United States, and Germany. Each episode of Welcome to Mooseport is 110 minutes long. Welcome to Mooseport is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Marcia Gay Harden as Grace Sutherland, Maura Tierney as Sally Mannis, Ray Romano as Handy Harrison, and Gene Hackman as Monroe Cole.

Welcome to Mooseport Quotes

Gene Hackman as Monroe Cole

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Ray Romano as Handy Harrison

• (Ray Romano) "Hold on, I got you something."
• (Maura Tierney) "Dirt?"
• (Ray Romano) "It's dirty but --"
• (Maura Tierney) "Oh."
• (Ray Romano) "Look I dont know how you feel."
• (Ray Romano) "Is that a "Yes" kiss?"
• (Maura Tierney) "Yes"
• (Ray Romano) "It's dirt now, but -- It's really beautiful."
• (Maura Tierney) "It's beautiful."
• (Ray Romano) "It's big and; Thats not just one diamond, theres diamonds on the side"
• (Ray Romano) "It's diamonds and mud. Oh did I say in the speech; ? I forgot the whole part about how much I love you. I didn't say it, but; Yes, I didn't; you know, theres no; I didn't make a word thing out of it, but you can't even measure it. It's like; like, if you take all the sun; You can take all the heat from the sun and you; If you put all of that heat into a love container, you --"
• (Maura Tierney) "Got it."
• (Ray Romano) "You got it?"
• (Maura Tierney) "Yes"
• (Ray Romano) "But you said yes anyway. So this is all extra. Like a bonus to it."

• (Ray Romano) "I'm all done in here."
• (Ray Romano) "I mean, I'm done fixing it."
• (Ray Romano) "That flashing you heard; that's work-related, not personal."

Maura Tierney as Sally Mannis

• (Maura Tierney) "I am not stronger than you, I'm a girl."
• (Ray Romano) "Exactly so it hurts both physically and emotionally."

• (Maura Tierney) "What does it matter what color my underwear are?"
• (Ray Romano) "It's an unconscious indicator of your subconscious intentions."

• (Maura Tierney) "Are you doing the plumbing for the whole town now?"
• (Ray Romano) "No I came to see you."
• (Maura Tierney) "Through the drain?"

Marcia Gay Harden as Grace Sutherland

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