Secondhand Lions Quotes

Secondhand Lions is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Secondhand Lions stopped airing in 1970.

It features David Kirschner as producer, Patrick Doyle in charge of musical score, and Jack N. Green as head of cinematography.

Secondhand Lions is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Secondhand Lions is 111 minutes long. Secondhand Lions is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Robert Duvall as Hub, Travis Willingham as Hood 1, Michael Caine as Garth, Josh Lucas as Adult Walter, Haley Joel Osment as Walter, Christian Kane as Young Hub, Nicky Katt as Stan, Deirdre O'Connell as Helen, and Kyra Sedgwick as Mae.

Secondhand Lions Quotes

Haley Joel Osment as Walter

• (Haley Joel Osment) "So, you two were away for 40 years -- Where'd you go?"

• (Haley Joel Osment) "I've been to the orphan home before. I don't wanna go back."

• (Haley Joel Osment) "If I'm gonna live here, there's gonna be some conditions"
• (Robert Duvall) "conditions?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "No more dangerous stuff. No more fighting teenagers. No airplanes. More vegetables, less meat"

• (Haley Joel Osment) "What happened to her?"
• (Michael Caine) "Looks like her heart gave out in all the excitement. She was plenty old, you know."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Look, I think she's smiling."
• (Michael Caine) "I guess she died happy."
• (Robert Duvall) "She died with her boots on, that's the main thing."
• (Michael Caine) "Protecting her cub."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "She was a real lion, wasn't she, there at the end? A real jungle lion. A real Africa lion."

• (Haley Joel Osment) "Is it okay if I go inside and watch television?"
• (Michael Caine) "Ain't got one."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "No television?"

• (Haley Joel Osment) "What's wrong with him?"
• (Michael Caine) "Well, a man's body may grow old, but inside his spirit can still be as young and as restless as ever."
• (Michael Caine) "And him; in his day, he had more spirit than twenty men."

• (Haley Joel Osment) "You bought a used lion?"

• (Haley Joel Osment) "Those stories about Africa -- They're true aren't they?"

• (Receptionist) "Fort Worth College of Court Reporting."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "I need to find my mom. She's a student there."
• (Receptionist) "I'm sorry, we're closed."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "It's an emergency, please. Her name's Mae; Mae Coleman."
• (Receptionist) "No, I'm sorry, there's no Mae Coleman registered here."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Oh. Try Mae Carter."
• (Receptionist) "No, I'm sorry."
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Mabel Cartwright? Made Calloway? Donna Tompko?"
• (Receptionist) "Young man, are you in some sort of trouble?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "She's gotta be there. She just started."
• (Receptionist) "Listen, our classes started back in January. No one could have possibly just started."
• (Receptionist) "Hello? Hello? Hello?"

Michael Caine as Garth

• (Michael Caine) "Look, we don't know nothing about children, so if you need something --"
• (Robert Duvall) "-find it yourself. Better yet: learn to do with out."

• (Michael Caine) "That's SOME lion you bought."
• (Robert Duvall) "Huh. SOME garden seeds YOU bought."

• (Michael Caine) "Hey. You, in the crate. Get your lion butt outta there."

Josh Lucas as Adult Walter

• (Josh Lucas) "Hello?"
• (Sheriff) "Walter?"
• (Josh Lucas) "Yes."
• (Sheriff) "This is Sheriff Brady. I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. It's about your uncles."

• (Josh Lucas) "The kid gets it all. Just plant us in the damn garden, next to the stupid lion."

• (Sheik's Grandson) "I see they spent my grandfather's gold well."
• (Josh Lucas) "Well, there was this one travelling salesman --"

• (Sheik's Great Grandson) "So, these two men from your grandfather's stories, they really lived?"
• (Josh Lucas) "Yeah, they really lived --"

Robert Duvall as Hub

• (Robert Duvall) "Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love -- true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in."

• (Robert Duvall) "You're lucky the lion got to you before we did."

• (Robert Duvall) "We're fix'in to die anytime, so if we kick off in the middle of the night, you're on your own"

• (Robert Duvall) "WE'RE OLD, DAMNIT. LEAVE US ALONE."
• (Michael Caine) "The last thing we need is some little sissy boy hanging around all summer"

• (Robert Duvall) "You know what I don't like 'bout houseguests?"
• (Robert Duvall) "Dinner table Chit-Chat Chit-Chat"

• (Robert Duvall) "What do ya want me to do? Die of old age?"

Kyra Sedgwick as Mae

• (Kyra Sedgwick) "Show 'em your friendly, Honey. Let 'em sniff your hand"

Deirdre O'Connell as Helen

• (Deirdre O'Connell) "You take him to the orphanage right this minute"
• (Robert Duvall) "Whether we take him to the orphanage or tie him up and throw him in the lake, that's OUR business, not yours"

Travis Willingham as Hood 1

• (Travis Willingham) "Hey, who do you think you are, huh?"
• (Michael Caine) "Just a dumb kid, Hub. Don't kill him."
• (Robert Duvall) "Right."
• (Robert Duvall) "I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY."

Nicky Katt as Stan

• (Nicky Katt) "It's up to you, kid. We can be friends, or we can be enemies. What's it gonna be?"
• (Haley Joel Osment) "Defend yourself."
• (Nicky Katt) "What?"

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