Wrongfully Accused Quotes

Wrongfully Accused is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Wrongfully Accused completed its run in 1970.

It features Bill Conti in charge of musical score, and Glen MacPherson as head of cinematography.

Wrongfully Accused is recorded in English and originally aired in Germany, and United States. Each episode of Wrongfully Accused is 86 minutes long. Wrongfully Accused is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Leslie Nielsen as Ryan Harrison, Kelly Le Brock as Lauren, Melinda McGraw as Cass Lake, Kelly Le Brock as Lauren Goodhue, Michael York as Hibbing Goodhue, Gerard Plunkett as Sir Robert McKintyre, and Duncan Fraser as Man.

Wrongfully Accused Quotes

Gerard Plunkett as Sir Robert McKintyre

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Leslie Nielsen as Ryan Harrison

• (Leslie Nielsen) "Damn you. Damn you for making me fall in love with you. I can't let you get mixed up in this."
• (Melinda McGraw) "I want to get mixed up in it."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "I can't do it to you."
• (Melinda McGraw) "I want you to do it to me."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "I'm a hunted man. Every time I think that I'm out, they pull me back in."
• (Melinda McGraw) "Hunt me. Pull me. Ryan, you can't do this on your own."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "I have to. Now, listen. I'm going out that door and where I'm going, you can't follow me. And I'm not trying to be noble. But baby, out there it's a hill of beans. Here's looking at you, kid. You're the stuff dreams are made of."
• (Melinda McGraw) "You see? You're exhausted. Listen, I'm going to give you a sponge bath, give you a bracing enema and make you something to eat. Just put your weight on me. I'll take you into the bedroom."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "An enema?"

• (Leslie Nielsen) "I saw through your lies like Spam in a Ziploc bag."

• (Leslie Nielsen) "Sit down, Pancakes. Of all the women in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
• (Melinda McGraw) "I'm sure if we just talk all night, we can work this out."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "Sure, Slappy. Let's pull out that wad of cotton and get right to the aspirin. You hired a hit man. You wanted Hibbing dead. I saw the two of you arguing. And you were sizzling like a wiener on a hibachi."

• (Leslie Nielsen) "You make the Mansons look like the Cleavers."

• (Leslie Nielsen) "Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches."

• (Leslie Nielsen) "Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches."

• (Leslie Nielsen) "Right? Signal "yes" by shooting yourself in the head three times."
• (Kelly Le Brock) "Don't, it's a trick."

• (Leslie Nielsen) "My head is spinning like a dreidel in a sandstorm."

• (Leslie Nielsen) "Your dog sure has a surprised look on his face."
• (Kelly Le Brock) "That's because you're looking at his butt."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "Uh, then he's certainly not going to enjoy that treat I just fed to him."

• (Leslie Nielsen) "I'm not going to take it any longer. I'm going to fight back. I am going to prove that I am not guilty."
• (Security Guard #1) "SHUT UP."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "No. I've been wrongfully accused."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "How dare you, sir?"
• (Security Guard #1) "How dare you?"
• (Leslie Nielsen) "No, how dare you?"
• (Security Guard #1) "No, no, how dare you?"
• (Leslie Nielsen) "How dare you "no, no" my "how dare you?"
• (Security Guard #1) "You dare to dare me?"
• (Leslie Nielsen) "How dare you "how dare me", when I "how dare you?", you big pee-pee head."
• (Security Guard #1) "You are the pee-pee head."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "Mr. Booger Lips. Ca-ca mouth."

• (Leslie Nielsen) "We can go away right now. I pack light. Everything we need is right here in my pants."

• (Unnamed) "You know, I've never seen you around here, Mr --"
• (Leslie Nielsen) "Buzzin. Buzzin Frog. Born on the shores of the Euro Larvae River in Rapala. Couple of husky jerks brought me to Slimy Slug, South Dakota. Up there by Timber Doodle? The Zebco brothers, Smithwick and Salty Dog Shrimp -- ohh."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "I can't go fishing this afternoon. I've got a big meeting over at -- Menzrum."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "I'd forget my genitals if they weren't superglued in between my legs. Water-skiing accident."

• (Leslie Nielsen) "Well, Lauren, you'll pay the highest price of all where you're going. Those wet lips and hot kisses will be falling on deaf ears for a long time to come."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "They're all yours, Falls. Tied up tight, like a bride on her honeymoon night."
• (Lt. Fergus Falls) "And so our tracks have finally come together. It's time to drive the golden spike. Ryan Harrison, I say to you, on behalf of law enforcement all over the world -- you were wrongfully accused."

• (Leslie Nielsen) "I can't see."
• (Unnamed) "Take the waste-basket off your head."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "I still can't see."
• (Unnamed) "Take the other one off."

• (Leslie Nielsen) "Don't move. I've got a gun. Not here, but I got one."

Kelly Le Brock as Lauren

• (Kelly Le Brock) "Ryan and I were having sex. Hot steamy, sweaty sex. My body tingled orgasm after orgasm --"
• (Sgt. Orono) "Lady, I just asked for your name."
• (Kelly Le Brock) "Oh -- Mrs. Hibbing Goodhue."

• (Kelly Le Brock) "I've never missed one of your concerts. Hibbing, however, wasn't at Friday's."
• (Michael York) "It was a high colonic."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "Yes, a Jewish holiday. Mazel tov."

Melinda McGraw as Cass Lake

• (Melinda McGraw) "Cass Lake."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "No, Ryan Harrison. You're mixing me up with some woman."

• (Melinda McGraw) "Listen to me. I was abandoned as a child. I never knew my mother, I never knew my father, I never knew my dog --"
• (Leslie Nielsen) "Yeah, pretty words, Baby Crackers. Your Popeil Pasta Maker is spewing out fettuccini full of lies."

• (Melinda McGraw) "We're six floors up. No-one can see you."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, Cass. Who's your new friend?"

• (Melinda McGraw) "You see, I think she's my sister."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "Sister?"
• (Melinda McGraw) "It's like a brother, only you do each other's hair."

Duncan Fraser as Man

• (Paramedic #1) "A volcano has erupted."
• (Paramedic #2) "Tornado."
• (Paramedic) "Earthquake."
• (Patient) "El Nino."
• (Duncan Fraser) "Herpies."
• (Hospital Visitor) "An ocean liner just hit an iceburg."

Michael York as Hibbing Goodhue

• (Michael York) "Ouch."

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