Up in Smoke Quotes

Up in Smoke is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Up in Smoke ended its run in 1970.

It features Lou Adler, and Lou Lombardo as producer, Danny Kortchmar; Lee Oskar; Waddy Wachtel in charge of musical score, and Gene Polito as head of cinematography.

Up in Smoke is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Up in Smoke is 86 minutes long. Up in Smoke is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Cheech Marin as Pedro, Tommy Chong as Man Stoner, Tommy Chong as Man, Strother Martin as Arnold Stoner, Stacy Keach as Sgt. Stedenko, Cheech Marin as Pedro de Pacas, and Tom Skerritt as Strawberry.

Up in Smoke Quotes

Tommy Chong as Man Stoner

• (Tommy Chong) "Hey, man; I'm glad you picked me up, man. I slept in a ditch last night, man, I was about to freeze my balls off, man."
• (Cheech Marin) "Man, I didn't even know you had any, I wouldn't of stopped."

• (Tommy Chong) "Toke, toke it up, man."
• (Tommy Chong) "Kinda grabs ya' by the boo-boo, don't it?"

• (Tommy Chong) "Man my legs hurt."
• (Cheech Marin) "Yeah I bet."

• (Tommy Chong) "You wanna get high man?"
• (Cheech Marin) "Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?"

• (Tommy Chong) "HEY. MELLOW OUT, MAN."

• (Tommy Chong) "Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, can you hear me?"
• (Clyde - Narc) "Hello, headquarters? Hello, headquarters? Come in, headquarters. This is Officer Clive -- we are --"
• (Stacy Keach) "Use the codename. The codename."
• (Clyde - Narc) "Headquarters, headquarters come in, please. The is Codename Hardhead."
• (Stacy Keach) "Hat. Hardhat. Give me that. Hello, radio dispatch? This is Codename Hardhat, Codename Hardhat, do you read me? Over."
• (Tommy Chong) "Was that Lardass?"
• (Stacy Keach) "Hardhat. Codename Hardhat. Do you read, radio dispatch?"
• (Tommy Chong) "Hey, I got somethin' for ya, Lardass."
• (Stacy Keach) "Hardhat. Hard -- Hat. Do you understand?"
• (Cheech Marin) "Lardass, Lardass."
• (Stacy Keach) "Hardhat. Radio dispatch, do you know who this is?"
• (Cheech Marin) "Naw, who is this is?"
• (Stacy Keach) "This is Sergeant Stedenko."
• (Cheech Marin) "Oh yeah, you know who this is?"
• (Stacy Keach) "No."
• (Cheech Marin) "Bye-bye, Lardass."

• (Tommy Chong) "No, hey man, if we're gonna wear uniforms man, you know let's have everybody wear something different."
• (Cheech Marin) "Yea, that's it. Yea, we want something wear everybody wears something different man, but the same, you know?"

• (Tommy Chong) "Hey, hey don't take those, man."
• (Cheech Marin) "-- Wha?"
• (Tommy Chong) "I almost gave you the wrong s***, man."
• (Cheech Marin) "Hey, man, I already took 'em, man."
• (Tommy Chong) "Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo --"
• (Cheech Marin) "Hey, whaddaya mean "ho ho ho ho ho"?"
• (Tommy Chong) "Oh -- HU-WOW, MAN."
• (Cheech Marin) "Hey, what was in that s***, man?"
• (Tommy Chong) "You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life."
• (Cheech Marin) "Hey, man, I never had no acid before, man."
• (Tommy Chong) "Jeez, I hope you're not busy for about a month --"
• (Cheech Marin) "Hey I've seen those guys walking around my neighborhood that took too much acid, man. The one guy, his head's swelled up like a pumpkin --"
• (Tommy Chong) "No, that's good acid, man."
• (Cheech Marin) "Another time, there was this guy --"

• (Tommy Chong) "Yeah, that 'Nam grass will f*** anyone up, man."

Strother Martin as Arnold Stoner

• (Strother Martin) "Dear God, almighty me -- I think he's the Antichrist."

• (Strother Martin) "You get yourself a job before sundown, or we're shipping you off to military school with that goddam Finklestein s*** kid. Son of a bitch."

• (Strother Martin) "When, boy? When, are you gonna get your act together?"

Cheech Marin as Pedro

• (Cheech Marin) "Man, what is in this s***, man?"
• (Tommy Chong) "Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it."
• (Cheech Marin) "What's Labrador?"
• (Tommy Chong) "It's dog s***."
• (Cheech Marin) "What?"
• (Tommy Chong) "Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man."
• (Cheech Marin) "Yeah?"
• (Tommy Chong) "I had it on the table and the little motherf***er ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?"
• (Cheech Marin) "You mean we're smokin' dog s***, man?"
• (Tommy Chong) "Gets ya high, don't it?"
• (Tommy Chong) "I think it's even better than before, you know?"
• (Cheech Marin) "Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man."

• (Cheech Marin) "Way anchor. How much does it weigh? I don't know, I forgot. pffhhh. Ha ha I saw that in a movie once --."

• (Border Guard) "So, how long you've been in Mexico?"
• (Cheech Marin) "A week. I mean a day."
• (Border Guard) "Well, which is it? A week or a day?"
• (Cheech Marin) "A weekday."

• (Cheech Marin) "I been smoking since I was born, man, I can smoke anything, man. You know like I smoke that Michoacán, and Acapulco Gold, man. I even smoke that tied stick, you know?"
• (Tommy Chong) ""Tied stick"?"
• (Cheech Marin) "Yeah, you know that stuff that's tied to a stick."
• (Tommy Chong) "Ohh, THAI stick."

• (Cheech Marin) "Hey how am I driving, man?"
• (Tommy Chong) ": I think we're parked."

• (Cheech Marin) "Don't worry, man. Those aren't narcs, they're Las Emigras; you know, the Immigration Service looking for illegal aliens."
• (Tommy Chong) "What's the Immigration Service doing here, man?"
• (Cheech Marin) "My cousin needed a ride to his brother's wedding in Tijuana; so he called the Emigras, man. They'll deport the entire wedding party, man. They get a free bus ride across the border and lunch. When the wedding is over, man, they'll just come back across the border."

• (Cheech Marin) "It's punk rock, Man. We can do that; we can be punks, Man."

• (Cop) "What do you guys want?"
• (Cheech Marin) "Nothing."
• (Cop) "Hey, do you mind if I have a, bite of your hot dog?"
• (Cheech Marin) "Huh? No man, here, take the whole thing."
• (Cheech Marin) "Want some fritos?"
• (Cop) "no, this is fine. Thank you. Hey, you fellas have a nice day, okay?"
• (Tommy Chong) "Hey man, what was that dude's trip? I mean what was he on, man?"
• (Cheech Marin) "Man, I don't know but I wish we had some of it."

• (Arresting Officer) "Sir, what's your name?"
• (Cheech Marin) "Whut? I told you my name, man."
• (Arresting Officer) "Sir -- what's YOUR name?"
• (Cheech Marin) "Hey man. The dude wants to know your name, man."
• (Cheech Marin) "Uuhhh; His name is RAALLLPH, man."

Stacy Keach as Sgt. Stedenko

• (Stacy Keach) "The only kind of meat a priest could eat on Friday was nun."

• (Stacy Keach) "Now just how well do you know that freak with the basketball?"
• (Unnamed) "Which basketball?"
• (Stacy Keach) "Which basketball?"

• (Stacy Keach) "Some asshole pissed on my leg."

• (Unnamed) "Sgt. Stedenko what are you exactly looking for?"
• (Stacy Keach) "Dope, drugs, weed, grass, toot, smack, quackers, uppers, downers, all arounders. You name it we want it."

Tom Skerritt as Strawberry

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