East Is East (1999 film) Quotes

East Is East (1999 film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . East Is East ended in 1970.

It features Leslee Udwin as producer, Deborah Mollison in charge of musical score, and Brian Tufano as head of cinematography.

East Is East (1999 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of East Is East (1999 film) is 96 minutes long. East Is East (1999 film) is distributed by Film4 Productions.

The cast includes: Om Puri as George Khan, Archie Panjabi as Meenah Khan, Madhav Sharma as Mrs. Shah, Linda Bassett as Ella Khan, Gary Damer as Priest, Lesley Nicol as Auntie Annie, Emil Marwa as Maneer Khan, Jordan Routledge as Sajid Khan, Jimi Mistry as Tariq Khan, Raji James as Abdul Khan, Emma Rydal as Stella Moorhouse, John Bardon as Mr. Moorhouse, Madhav Sharma as Mr. Shah, and Gary Damer as Earnest Moorhouse.

East Is East (1999 film) Quotes

Linda Bassett as Ella Khan

• (Linda Bassett) "Piss of out of my house, and take Laurel and Hardy with you."

• (Linda Bassett) "Do you think I'm a good mother?"
• (Lesley Nicol) "No, I think you're a friggin' awful mother."

• (Linda Bassett) "The children have a right to know."
• (Om Puri) "What do you mean, "right"?"

• (Linda Bassett) "Sorry about him Mr. Shah. He's just been circumcised."

Lesley Nicol as Auntie Annie

• (Lesley Nicol) "Is it these two. They're bleedin' gorgeous. You're lucky you pair aren't ya. Landin' a couple of belters like these."

• (Lesley Nicol) "Our Peter knows how far he can go before I knock him to Kingdom Come. And that's just my husband Mrs. Shah."

Emma Rydal as Stella Moorhouse

• (Emma Rydal) "I'll never let the colour of your Dad come between us."

• (Emma Rydal) "I'll never let the colour of your Dad come between us. It's not fair coz I love curry an' all."
• (Jimi Mistry) "Yeah. Nice one."

Archie Panjabi as Meenah Khan

• (Archie Panjabi) "Have you seen the state of them two? The one with the teeth's got a mustache like Dad."
• (Emil Marwa) "Tariq's looks like Quasimodo."
• (Linda Bassett) "Kids eh. Were your two like that, Mrs. Shah?"
• (Madhav Sharma) "No. I believe in strict discipline. Especially in a NON-Pakistani environment."

• (Archie Panjabi) "Did you get a load of those two?"
• (Archie Panjabi) "The one with the teeth has got a mustache like Dad's."
• (Emil Marwa) "Tariq's looks like Quasimodo."

Om Puri as George Khan

• (Om Puri) "You bastard bitch. You bring shame on the family"
• (Linda Bassett) "No, you should be ashamed, George. Because you're not interested in these kids being happy. You just want to prove to everybody what a great man you are. Because you're ashamed of me, George, and you're ashamed of our kids. And you won't even admit it."

• (Om Puri) "You can't have this thing puttarrr. It no belong to you."

• (Om Puri) "I your husband. You should agreeing with me like proper Muslim wife."

• (Om Puri) "Tickle-Tackle all gone?"
• (Doctor) "Circumcision was absolutely fine."
• (Om Puri) "You Indian?"
• (Linda Bassett) "George."
• (Om Puri) "Bastard Indian."

• (Om Puri) "-- when I come this country, I have no luggage. Today what I got?"
• (Archie Panjabi) "You got a chip shop. dad."
• (Om Puri) "Right. Own bloody business, see."

Gary Damer as Earnest Moorhouse

• (Gary Damer) "God bless."
• (Om Puri) "And Allah be with you"

• (Gary Damer) "Salam Alekom."
• (Madhav Sharma) "Eh? Bugger off, bugger off."

• (Gary Damer) "Salam Alekom, Mr. Khan."
• (Om Puri) "Malekom Salam."

• (Gary Damer) "God Bless."
• (Om Puri) "Allah go with you."

Madhav Sharma as Mr. Shah

• (Madhav Sharma) "You're wife's a disgrace."

• (Madhav Sharma) "This is an insult to me and my family. I will never allow my daughters to marry into this jungly family of half-breeds."
• (Linda Bassett) "Well, they may be half-bred, but at least they're not friggin' inbred like them two monstrosities."
• (Om Puri) "Ella."
• (Linda Bassett) "Never mind "Ella". Who the frig do you think you are? You come in here, telling me that my house isn't good enough for your daughters? Well, your daughters aren't good enough for my sons, or my house, and if I hear another word against my family, I will stick that fanny over your bastard head."
• (Madhav Sharma) "Your wife's a disgrace."
• (Linda Bassett) "Oh, go on, piss off. Go on, sling your bleedin' hook. Go on, piss off. Piss off out of my house. And take Laurel and Hardy with you."

• (Madhav Sharma) "I will never allow my daughters to marry into this jungly family of half-breeds."
• (Linda Bassett) "Well they may be half-bred, but at least they're not friggin' inbred like those two monstrosities."

Jordan Routledge as Sajid Khan

• (Jordan Routledge) "Get stuffed."

• (Jordan Routledge) "Mum. Mum. The Pakis are here."

John Bardon as Mr. Moorhouse

• (John Bardon) "'Ere, look, see? There's one of'em now. Got his bags packed for his way home, heh."
• (Gary Damer) "Salam Alekom, Mr. Khan."
• (John Bardon) "Shut up, you little bastard."

Jimi Mistry as Tariq Khan

• (Jimi Mistry) "We should have a whip round and get Dad repatriated."

Raji James as Abdul Khan

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