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Spanglish (film) Quotes

Spanglish (film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Spanglish completed its run in 1970.

It features Julie Ansell, James L. Brooks, and Richard Sakai as producer, Hans Zimmer in charge of musical score, and John Seale as head of cinematography.

Spanglish (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Spanglish (film) is 131 minutes long. Spanglish (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Adam Sandler as John Clasky, Paz Vega as Flor Moreno, Téa Leoni as Deborah Clasky, Cloris Leachman as Evelyn Wright, Ian Hyland as Georgie, and Ian Hyland as Gwen.

Spanglish (film) Quotes

Adam Sandler as John Clasky

  • (Adam Sandler) "It must be hard being a widow, doing it on your own."
  • (Paz Vega) "Why do you think I am a widow?"
  • (Adam Sandler) "I guess I thought -- that would be the only way a guy would leave you."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Just do it or I'll light my hair on fire and start punching myself in the face."
  • (Adam Sandler) "That probably wasn't the best way to get make myself clear, was it?"
  • (Adam Sandler) "Worrying about your kids is sanity, and being that sane -- can drive you nuts."
  • (Adam Sandler) "This is not an argument, honey."
  • (Téa Leoni) "Yes. Yes it is. We're having a fight, John. A big fight, at last. So could be stop being so stark raving clam."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Think seriously about getting up. You don't have to get up right now, but are you thinking seriously about it?"
  • (Ian Hyland) "Yes --"
  • (Adam Sandler) "Wait don't go. Would you be willing to hang out with me for a while?"
  • (Paz Vega) "You want to hang out with me?"
  • (Adam Sandler) "Yes."
  • (Paz Vega) "Then I have to ask you --"
  • (Adam Sandler) "What?"
  • (Paz Vega) "What does "hang out" mean?"
  • (Adam Sandler) "I know. I know."
  • (Cristina) "Yo sé. Yo sé."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Aw s***."
  • (Cristina) "¡Ay mierda."
  • (Adam Sandler) "I couldn't hear you. There was a crack in the planet. WOW -- that was noisy."
  • (Adam Sandler) "They should name a gender after you."
  • (Adam Sandler) "They should name a gender after you."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Looking at you doesn't do it, staring is the only way that makes sense."
  • (Adam Sandler) "And trying not to blink so you don't miss anything."
  • (Adam Sandler) "And all of that and you're you."
  • (Adam Sandler) "It's just that you are drop dead crazy gorgeous."
  • (Adam Sandler) "So much so, that I'm actually considering looking at you again before we finish up here."

Cloris Leachman as Evelyn Wright

  • (Cloris Leachman) "We have to talk."
  • (Téa Leoni) "Mother, are you buzzed?"
  • (Cloris Leachman) "No. I quit drinking weeks ago. No one noticed, but I guess that's a pretty good indicator that I conducted myself quite well when I was drunk. But this isn't about me right now."

Téa Leoni as Deborah Clasky

  • (Téa Leoni) "How are you nicer than me?"
  • (Adam Sandler) "You didn't set the bar that high."
  • (Téa Leoni) "Do you really think that cupping my breast is going to solve the issue here?"
  • (Adam Sandler) "It's worked before."
  • (Téa Leoni) "Well, now it's infuriating me."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Wrong breast."
  • (Téa Leoni) "Flor. Look at this child. You could make a fortune doing surrogate pregnancy."
  • (Téa Leoni) "Left. Left."
  • (Téa Leoni) "Don't translate asides."
  • (Téa Leoni) "Do I need to put on make-up?"
  • (Evelyn Norwich) "You need a hose, but we don't have that kinda time."
  • (Téa Leoni) "So tell me again why I can't call him on his cell again?"
  • (Evelyn Norwich) "Besides that he turned it off?"
  • (Téa Leoni) "Yeah."
  • (Evelyn Norwich) "Forty messages starts to look needy."
  • (Téa Leoni) "We're wearing the same jumper. That's good boogabooga."
  • (Téa Leoni) "You were an alcoholic and wildly promiscuous woman during my formative years so that im in this fix because of you, it is your fault and I just needed that moment for us to build on."
  • (Cloris Leachman) "You have a solid point dear -- but right now the lessons of my life are coming in handy for you."

Paz Vega as Flor Moreno

  • (Paz Vega) "I never know a man who can put himself in my place like you do. How did you become that man?"
  • (Paz Vega) "Do you really have no idea how I fee-"
  • (Paz Vega) "Get me wet."
  • (Paz Vega) "He appeared to be a good man, but to someone with first-hand knowledge of Latin macho, he seemed to have the emotions of a Mexican woman."
  • (Paz Vega) "I, uh -- don't think you should either."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Then excuse me, because if I had the equipment I'd inject the vodka."
  • (Paz Vega) "It's something, watching you."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Well. Well, if it's anything on your end, imagine over here. Scratch that. The last thing you want to hear is someone going off on your looks."
  • (Paz Vega) "Don't be crazy. Tell me EVERY detail."
  • (Adam Sandler) "Okay. Okay, I will."
  • (Paz Vega) "Uh-hmm."
  • (Adam Sandler) "They should name a gender after you. Looking at you doesn't do it. Staring is the only way that makes any sense. And trying not to blink, so you don't miss anything. And all of that, and you're YOU."
  • (Adam Sandler) "I mean --"
  • (Adam Sandler) "Look, forgive me. It's just you are DROP DEAD, CRAZY GORGEOUS. So much so that I'm actually considering looking at you again before we finish up here."
  • (Paz Vega) "Soon, please."
  • (Paz Vega) "I love you."
  • (Paz Vega) "There are some mistakes you cannot risk when you have children."
  • (Paz Vega) "Is what you want for yourself to become someone very different than me?"

Ian Hyland as Gwen

  • (Ian Hyland) "I admire you for your feelings, and hope to adopt them as my own."

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