Two Weeks (2006 film) Quotes

Two Weeks (2006 film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Two Weeks ended in 1970.

It features John Marias as producer, Heitor Pereira in charge of musical score, and Stephen Kazmierski as head of cinematography.

Two Weeks (2006 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Two Weeks (2006 film) is 102 minutes long. Two Weeks (2006 film) is distributed by MGM Distribution Co..

The cast includes: Sally Field as Anita Bergman, Ben Chaplin as Keith Bergman, Thomas Cavanagh as Barry Bergman, Julianne Nicholson as Emily Bergman, and Glenn Howerton as Matthew Bergman.

Two Weeks (2006 film) Quotes

Ben Chaplin as Keith Bergman

• (Ben Chaplin) "You forgot to tell them how to wipe their asses. Is it front to back or back to front?"

• (Ben Chaplin) "If you hear gunfire, make sure the engine's running, doors are unlocked."

• (Ben Chaplin) "Hi, I'm meeting my mother and I didn't see her come off the plane."
• (Unnamed) "Sir, this is the luggage office."
• (Ben Chaplin) "Right, she's about this big"
• (Ben Chaplin) "coming on the 245 from Charlotte and she's probably addressed to me, that's Keith Bergman."

• (Ben Chaplin) "Left your cell phone."
• (Thomas Cavanagh) "Yep"
• (Ben Chaplin) "Don't you think we should bring it?"
• (Thomas Cavanagh) "Nope, you want to find out your mother died in the cereal aisle of Sir Buy-a-Lot?"
• (Ben Chaplin) "Nope."

• (Ben Chaplin) "My mom brought me up that there was a solution to every problem. So tell me --"
• (Ben Chaplin) "who do I have to f***, to get the Sir Buy a Lot discount on my orange juice?"
• (Thomas Cavanagh) "I've never been thrown out of a grocery store."

• (Ben Chaplin) "That's what love is all about -- blood, IVs, and puking."

• (Ben Chaplin) "Well, the confessing thing worked out for you, but next time just rat out Barry, he's already got a record."
• (Thomas Cavanagh) "Blow me."

Sally Field as Anita Bergman

• (Sally Field) "-- and then I started to cry and my nose was running because you were the ugliest baby I'd ever seen -- so ugly."
• (Ben Chaplin) "Yeah, but I -- I got better looking right?"
• (Sally Field) "--"

• (Sally Field) "Well, when I asked him how I was going to die, he said my intestines were going to clog up and I would puke myself to death. Which turns out to be true, but I figure for $275 a visit I deserved a little bit better bedside manner than that."

Thomas Cavanagh as Barry Bergman

• (Thomas Cavanagh) "How's it coming?"
• (Julianne Nicholson) "Well, I got pretty good when I skipped school but it's been a while."
• (Thomas Cavanagh) "Forgery's like riding a bicycle, you never forget how -- I've heard."
• (Glenn Howerton) "What do I get to do?"
• (Ben Chaplin) "You're driving the get-away car."

• (Thomas Cavanagh) "Look, the honest to God truth, I'm down here because my mother is dying. I want you to do this for her -- Yeah, it's like her last wish, something she never had -- Yeah, she really wants high-speed Internet access -- No good she'll be dead by then. Is there some rush fee I can pay?"

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