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Leatherheads Quotes

Leatherheads is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Leatherheads stopped airing in 1970.

It features George Clooney as producer, Randy Newman in charge of musical score, and Newton Thomas Sigel as head of cinematography.

Leatherheads is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Leatherheads is 114 minutes long. Leatherheads is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Renée Zellweger as Lexie Littleton, George Clooney as Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly, John Krasinski as Carter Rutherford, and Stephen Root as Suds.

Leatherheads Quotes

George Clooney as Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly

  • (George Clooney) "I just want to say, stay away from my right knee."
  • (John Krasinski) "Watch my left shoulder."
  • (George Clooney) "I will. Also, my right hindquarter. Behind my right thigh, but really, the whole hindquarter."
  • (John Krasinski) "Well, you wouldn't punch me in the back, would you? Because I got a bad back."
  • (George Clooney) "No, never. Let's just go for the face."
  • (John Krasinski) "Me too, just hit me in the face."
  • (George Clooney) "I got a new play. It's called the Sergeant York."
  • (George Clooney) "So here we are."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Not sure what the next move is."
  • (George Clooney) "It happens."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "It's the first time for me."
  • (George Clooney) "They all say that."
  • (George Clooney) "So you're a sportswriter, now?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Why not?"
  • (George Clooney) "Well, certain jobs are always going to be done by men."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Big, strapping men?"
  • (George Clooney) "You're only as young as the woman you feel."
  • (George Clooney) "You're the kind of cocktail that comes on like sugar but gives you a kick in the head. The only thing you hate worse than a guy making a play is when a guy doesn't make a play."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Oh, were you making a play? I hadn't realized. It might work on my Aunt Lurleen. She's a little near-sighted."
  • (George Clooney) "You know, there's an article on peach canning in here that I'm dying to get back to."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Well I know you, too, Dodge Connelly. You think you're the slickest operator in Duluth, and maybe you are, but being the slickest operator in Duluth is kinda like being the world's tallest midget, if you ask me."
  • (George Clooney) "It's too bad we know each other so well. We might have gotten along."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Well, I'll live."
  • (George Clooney) "Alone."

Renée Zellweger as Lexie Littleton

  • (Joe) "Hey, Lexie. Someone's here to see you."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Who?"
  • (Joe) "Dodge Connelly."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Tell him I'm not here."
  • (George Clooney) "I heard that."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Goddammit."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "You know, you have a real knack for showing up at the perfect time."
  • (George Clooney) "Some people call it a skill."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "What?"
  • (George Clooney) "I think I will sleep up here tonight."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Oh, you most certainly will not."
  • (George Clooney) "Really?"
  • (George Clooney) ""Believe me, Harvey. By the end of the week, that kid will cook his own goose.""
  • (Renée Zellweger) "You were spying?"
  • (George Clooney) "I was observing."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "So you want to play dirty, huh?"
  • (George Clooney) "Maybe later, I'm a little tired right now."
  • (George Clooney) "So, here we are."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "I'm not sure what the next move is."
  • (George Clooney) "It happens."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "It's my first time."
  • (George Clooney) "They all say that."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "I'm sure you snore."
  • (George Clooney) "Atta girl."
  • (George Clooney) "Sorry if what I said to you today upset you."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Don't be."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Which part?"
  • (George Clooney) "The kick in the head part."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "It's forgotten."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Sorry if what I said today upset you."
  • (George Clooney) "Don't be."
  • (George Clooney) "Which part?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "The world's tallest midget part."
  • (George Clooney) "What about the I know you part?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "I still mean that."
  • (George Clooney) "Then I'm still upset."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Being the slickest operator in Duluth is sort of like being the world's tallest midget, if you ask me."
  • (George Clooney) "You know, it's too bad we are so much alike, otherwise we would have gotten along perfectly."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "I'll live."
  • (George Clooney) "Alone."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "You're just acting like a big baby 'cause you miss your mother's bosoms."
  • (Leonard) "My mother's what?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Her bosoms, you goof. You're substituting my bosoms for your mother's."
  • (Leonard) "What? No, I'm not."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Why not? What's wrong with my bosoms?"
  • (Leonard) "Honestly, Miss Littleton, we're in public. The rules of etiquette apply."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Oh, Leonard, it's 1925. There are no rules. Except that boys like you are tedious until they're forty, at which point they become unbearably tedious."
  • (Leonard) "I didn't come over her to be insulted."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "No? Where do you usually go?"
  • (Unnamed) "Stop, or I'll shoot."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "He said he'll shoot."
  • (George Clooney) "They always say that."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "You said he always says that."
  • (George Clooney) "He does. Just before he shoots."
  • (C.C. Frazier) "You've created quite a stir, Lexie."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "I'm just getting started."
  • (C.C. Frazier) "You know, there are many qualities I admire about you, not the least of which is intelligence. If you print that story, I will have your job."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "You wouldn't be good at it."
  • (C.C. Frazier) "You're quick, too."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "And I've got great legs."
  • (C.C. Frazier) "First thing I noticed."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "The story runs tomorrow."
  • (C.C. Frazier) "See you tomorrow, Lexie."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "What I want to know is why you chose to come in here from the lobby, where you obviously had business, to sit next to me and listen to my conversation. Tell me, or are you afraid to say?"
  • (George Clooney) "I'm not afraid to say it. I'm in love with Leonard. Go ahead and laugh, everyone does. We had something beautiful until you came along. You think you can just toss him away like a sack of flour?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Enchanting girl. I thought you had to be twenty-one to get into a place like this."
  • (George Clooney) "She is twenty-one."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "I meant her I.Q."
  • (George Clooney) "I wasn't planning on running her for Congress."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "No? What were you planning on doing with her?"
  • (George Clooney) "You know, the usual."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Put her in shoulder pads and a helmet and knock her brains out?"
  • (George Clooney) "I think somebody beat me to it."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "She'll do well in Congress."
  • (George Clooney) "Well you're only as young as the women you feel."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "How quiet it must be at the Algonquin with you here in Duluth."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "And don't think just 'cause you haven't said anything that I don't know what you're up to. I'm talking to you, behind the magazine. Don't you know I could have you arrested for eavesdropping?"
  • (George Clooney) "Excuse me?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Or are you really an avid reader of "Ladies Home Journal?""
  • (George Clooney) "I never miss an issue."

Stephen Root as Suds

  • (Stephen Root) "Tough loss there, Dodge. Hate to end a home stand like that on a technicality."
  • (George Clooney) "You ever heard of that rule?"
  • (Stephen Root) "Me? No, I never heard of any rules."
  • (George Clooney) "My point exactly. god**** rules are running this game."

John Krasinski as Carter Rutherford

  • (John Krasinski) "CC tells me you're printing that story."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "I haven't decided."
  • (John Krasinski) "You're not a reporter. You're a liar."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Slow down there, Kaiser."
  • (John Krasinski) "If you just wanted a story, then why didn't the Trib send one of their hacks with a cigar stuffed in their snout. But, no, they sent you to snuggle up and play nice."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "I never was much for cigars, but if it'd make you feel better --"
  • (John Krasinski) "Maybe I should just leave twenty bucks on the bed stand."
  • (John Krasinski) "I thought you liked me."
  • (George Clooney) "Look, she's too old for you."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "What? Well, you're too old for me."
  • (George Clooney) "Well, you got me on that one."
  • (John Krasinski) "Okay, we can do this right here, or we can go outside."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Get him, Dodge."
  • (George Clooney) "We got a game in five days."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "What?"
  • (John Krasinski) "What, you think you're gonna hurt me?"
  • (George Clooney) "I might."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Did you hear what he just called me?"
  • (George Clooney) "He's a little drunk."
  • (John Krasinski) "I'm not drunk, you coward."
  • (George Clooney) "Really? Cause your sleeve's on fire."
  • (John Krasinski) "Wait. Where were you two?"
  • (George Clooney) "Out."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Nowhere."
  • (John Krasinski) "Did you kiss her?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Now wait a minute."
  • (John Krasinski) "I want answers."
  • (George Clooney) "Yeah, I kissed her. On the mouth, twice. And I liked it. A lot."
  • (John Krasinski) "Oh you did, did you?"
  • (George Clooney) "Yeah."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Thanks."
  • (George Clooney) "You're welcome."

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