Tank Girl (film) Quotes

Tank Girl (film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Tank Girl completed its run in 1970.

It features Richard B. Lewis; Pen Densham; John Watson as producer, Graeme Revell in charge of musical score, and Gale Tattersall as head of cinematography.

Tank Girl (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Tank Girl (film) is 104 minutes long. Tank Girl (film) is distributed by United Artists.

Tank Girl (film) Quotes

• (Tank Girl) "You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You just gotta say: "Daddy, are you sure this is right?""
• (Jet Girl) "You're sick."
• (Tank Girl) "How come you always do that? How come you always cover your mouth when you smile? You got bad teeth or somethin'?"

• (Sgt. Small) "f*** me."
• (Jet Girl) "How many times do I have to tell you, I don't want to."

• (T-Saint) "How much did they pay you to spy on us?"
• (Tank Girl) "Two dollars and fifteen cents."

• (Tank Girl) "Lock up your sons."

• (Kesslee) "My my, she'll be fun to break."

• (Sgt. Small) "What the hell is that?"
• (Trooper Wayne) "Sounds like Cole Porter, sir."
• (Sgt. Small) "End it."
• (Trooper Wayne) "Sir."

• (Deetee) "Okay, we're gonna give you babes a chance to prove yourselves. Call it an initiation."
• (T-Saint) "You fail, you die."
• (Donner) "Yeah, but first, you gotta strip."
• (Booga) "That's not in the plan."
• (Donner) "Why not?"

• (Tank Girl) "To the Bat Tank."

• (Booga) "I was a dog, but because I was really good, they moved me up to human being status."
• (Booga) "Ehh -- sort of."

• (Tank Girl) "It's -- really -- hard for me -- to play with myself in this thing."

• (Sub Girl) "Reach for the sky gods."

• (Tank Girl) "Look, it's been swell, but the swelling's gone down."

• (Kesslee) "Eight, eight, the burning hate. Between Sunday and Monday there lies a day so dark it will devastate."
• (Tank Girl) "Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry s*** continues, shoot me now, please."

• (Kesslee) "The pipe. You're gonna really love this one. It goes down 40 meters."
• (Kesslee) "It gets smaller and smaller the deeper you go."
• (Tank Girl) "Sounds wicked. Can I go first?"

• (Tank Girl) "Now; everybody throw down your guns or I scrape off all her make up."
• (Tank Girl) "This might take a really long time."

• (Tank Girl) "I have two words for you. Brush your teeth."

• (Che'tsai) "All the king's horses and all the king's men -- wish they had the technology I have."

• (Tank Girl) "The Rippers are a demonic army of bloodthirsty, human eating, purse snatchin', mutant creatures."

• (Tank Girl) "I'm too young for this s***."

• (Tank Girl) "You are so pretty it makes me sick."

• (Tank Girl) "Oh I'm so pretty."
• (Tank Girl) "Oh, I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised."

• (Donner) "Wanna dance?"
• (Jet Girl) "I don't know how."
• (Donner) "It's okay, I brought condoms."

• (T-Saint) "I say we kill 'em."
• (Donner) "I say we hump 'em."
• (Booga) "I say we eat crumpets and tea."
• (Deetee) "Tasty. Crumpets and tea. All in favor of crumpets and tea, say "Aye.""
• (Unnamed) "Aye."
• (T-Saint) "Shut up. Ain't gonna be no crumpets and tea."

• (Unnamed) "You've been stealing water."
• (Unnamed) "Not smart."
• (Unnamed) "Whoa, whoa, whoa. We could have a lot of fun with this one."
• (Unnamed) "Well, well -- don't you know you shouldn't own animals?"
• (Unnamed) "There's a water shortage."
• (Tank Girl) "There's your water."

• (Tank Girl) "Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now. You see, a while ago this humongous comet came crashing into the earth. Bam, total devastation. End of the world as we know it. No celebrities, no cable TV, no water. It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub; so it ain't all bad."

• (Tank Girl) "Who'd you use to be?"
• (T-Saint) "A cop."
• (Tank Girl) "Figures."

• (Tank Girl) "I can get you out."

• (Jet Girl) "You see, this tank isn't -- isn't --"
• (Tank Girl) "What? Just one little adjective and we'll have a whole sentance. Isn't, glad, sad -- mad -- Lonely --"
• (Jet Girl) "Isn't -- Operational."
• (Tank Girl) "How do I know you're not lying?"
• (Jet Girl) "Because if, if I was lying, your lungs would be full of cyanide gas."
• (Tank Girl) "Cool. So we get a new tank."

• (Tank Girl) "Feeling a little inadequate?"

• (T-Saint) "Prison, my ass. That's exactly what they want us to think."
• (Booga) "Or better yet, that isn't what they want us to think, that way we'll think what they think we might think, but actually --"
• (T-Saint) "Booga."
• (Booga) "Huh?"
• (T-Saint) "Try not to speak."

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