Blackadder II Quotes

Blackadder II is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1986 on BBC One. Blackadder II stopped airing in 1986.

Blackadder II was on for List of Blackadder episodes episodes. It features John Lloyd (writer) as producer, and Howard Goodall as theme composer. Blackadder II is created by Richard Curtis & Ben Elton.

Blackadder II is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Blackadder II is 30 minutes long. Spinoffs for this show include Blackadder the Third.

Blackadder II Quotes

• (Blackadder) "The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own satanic HERD."

• (Lord Melchett) "This is no time for jokes Blackadder, we've been kidnapped."
• (Blackadder) "Ooooh God. How incredibly embarrassing."

• (Lord Percy) "Howzat."
• (Queen Elizabeth) "Percy, who's Queen?"
• (Lord Percy) "Butterfingers."

• (Baldrick) "Have you got a plan, my lord?"
• (Blackadder) "Yes I have, and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it."

• (Baldrick) "I've been in your service since I was two and a half, my lord."
• (Blackadder) "Well that is the why I am so utterly sick of the sight of you."

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