The Royale Quotes

The Royale is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . The Royale stopped airing in 1970.

It features Ron Jones (composer) in charge of musical score.

The Royale Quotes

• (Lt. Commander Data) "There is a certain degree of random fortune involved. I believe that is why they call it "gambling.""

• (Lieutenant Worf) "What is this place? How did a being like you get here?"
• (Asst. Manager) "Why, this is the Royale, of course. And my personal life is really none of your business, thank you."
• (Commander William T. Riker) "What he means is, what planet is this?"
• (Asst. Manager) "I beg your pardon?"
• (Commander William T. Riker) "This planet, what do you call it?"
• (Asst. Manager) "Earth. What do you call it?"
• (Lieutenant Worf) "We call it Theta VIII."
• (Asst. Manager) "How charming."

• (Counselor Deanna Troi) "I don't believe this dialogue. Did humans really talk like that?"
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "Not in real life. Remember, everything that's going on down there is taken from what Colonel Richey calls "a second-rate novel"."

• (Lieutenant Worf) "Seems to be malfunctioning."

• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) ""It was a dark and stormy night -- ""
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "That's not a promising beginning."
• (Counselor Deanna Troi) "It may get better."

• (Commander William T. Riker) "When the train comes in, everybody rides."
• (Texas) "Yeah. And I'm gettin' off at this station."

• (Lieutenant Worf) "Yes?"
• (Lieutenant Worf) "There's a female voice asking if we want room service."
• (Lt. Commander Data) "I believe she's asking if we want the room cleaned."
• (Commander William T. Riker) "Tell her no."
• (Lieutenant Worf) "No."
• (Commander William T. Riker) "What did she say?"
• (Lieutenant Worf) "She said the kitchen will be open 24 hours a day if we change our minds."

• (Lt. Commander Data) "They do exist, but they do not register as either man or machine."
• (Lt. Commander Data) "Take this creature, for example. He does not exhibit any DNA structure."
• (Texas) "Excuse me, son. Look who's talking. Man, you sound just like my ex-wife."

• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "I find it stimulating. Also, it puts things in perspective. In our arrogance, we feel we are so advanced, and yet we cannot unravel a simple knot tied by a part-time French mathematician, working alone without a computer."

• (Commander William T. Riker) "That's how we're getting out; we're buying this place."

• (Lt. Commander Data) "Baby needs a new pair of shoes."

• (Lt. Commander Data) "Definitely human. Male."
• (Commander William T. Riker) "Looks like the poor devil died in his sleep."
• (Lieutenant Worf) "What a terrible way to die."

• (Commander William T. Riker) "Rest in peace, Colonel."

• (Mickey D) "You shoulda listened to me, kid. No woman's worth dying for. Killing for. Not dying for."

• (Commander William T. Riker) "None of it makes any sense."
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "Like Fermat's Theorem, it's a puzzle we may never solve."

• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "Curiouser and curiouser --"

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