Con Air Quotes

Con Air is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Con Air ended its run in 1970.

It features Jerry Bruckheimer as producer, Mark Mancina; Trevor Rabin in charge of musical score, and David Tattersall as head of cinematography.

Con Air is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Con Air is 115 minutes long. Con Air is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Nicolas Cage as Cameron Poe, Steve Buscemi as Garland Greene, John Cusack as Larkin, Steve Eastin as Guard Falzon, Dave Chappelle as Pinball, John Cusack as Vince Larkin, Ving Rhames as Nathan 'Diamond Dog' Jones, Nick Chinlund as William 'Billy Bedlam' Bedford, Danny Trejo as Johnny 23, M. C. Gainey as Swamp Thing, John Cusack as Viking, Jesse Borrego as Francisco Cindino, Mykelti Williamson as Baby O, Rachel Ticotin as Guard Sally Bishop, and Nick Chinlund as Billy Joe.

Con Air Quotes

Nicolas Cage as Cameron Poe

• (Nicolas Cage) "I'll get the fuel truck"
• (Cyrus Grissom) "Thanks, Poe. You've proven to be a most useful mammal."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Many hands make light work. My daddy taught me that."
• (Cyrus Grissom) "Ya know what my daddy taught me?"
• (Nicolas Cage) "What's that?"
• (Cyrus Grissom) "Nothing."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Self-educated man."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Well, Baby-O, it's not exactly mai-thais and yatzee out here but -- let's do it."

• (Nicolas Cage) "They somehow managed to get every creep and freak in the universe onto this one plane. And then somehow managed to let them take it over. And then somehow managed to stick us right smack in the middle."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?"

• (Nicolas Cage) "On any other day, that might seem strange."

• (Steve Buscemi) "Two went down, one came up."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Wasn't my fault."
• (Steve Buscemi) "Well, you don't have to tell me. Most murders are crimes of necessity rather than desire. But the great ones, Dahmer, Gacy, Bundy -- they did it because it excited them."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Don't you -- I got nothing in common with them, with you. Don't you talk to me. They were insane."
• (Steve Buscemi) "Now you're talking semantics. What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years -- at the end of which they tell you to piss off? Ending up in some retirement village -- hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time. Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?"
• (Nicolas Cage) "Murdering thirty people, semantics or not, is insane."
• (Steve Buscemi) "One girl -- I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat."
• (Nicolas Cage) "It's my daughter's birthday today. So please feel free not to share everything with me."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Nice jet. You can take Cindino and leave the rest to rot for all I care. You fire that weapon, twenty pissed-off prisoners are gonna hear it. Comprende, Ese?"
• (Nicolas Cage) "Well, hooray for the sounds of f***ing silence."

• (Nicolas Cage) "You ain't getting near my daughter. Buckle up."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Told you I'd get that back."
• (Steve Eastin) "f*** you, trailer trash."
• (Nicolas Cage) "HEY. My mama lives in a trailer. Now put those on. I just saved your life."

• (Nicolas Cage) "I can't trade a friend's life for my own, Larkin, that's all."
• (John Cusack) "You got a friend on board? See, I knew I was right about you."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Just so's ya know, Marshal Larkin, there's now three people I trust."
• (John Cusack) "Am I one of them?"

• (Nicolas Cage) "Yeah, but like at this new prison you're goin' to, who's gonna watch your back?"
• (Mykelti Williamson) "The Brothers got my back. You know what I'm sayin'?"

Jesse Borrego as Francisco Cindino

• (Cyrus Grissom) "where's the plane, Francisco?"
• (Jesse Borrego) "I don't know, have patience."
• (Cyrus Grissom) "The last guy who told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes."

• (Jesse Borrego) "Don't they have a way of tracking these planes?"
• (M. C. Gainey) "Oh, yeah. It's called a transponder. Every plane's got one, Cindino."
• (Ving Rhames) "Swamp, where is the transponder?"
• (Cyrus Grissom) "Ah. Where, indeed?"

• (Jesse Borrego) "Cy --"
• (Cyrus Grissom) "-- onara."

John Cusack as Vince Larkin

• (John Cusack) "Come on, you stinking piece of s*** car."

• (John Cusack) "He brought a gun on the plane."
• (Duncan Malloy) "If I knew the way you guys run things I would have told him to bring a f***in' UZI on board."

• (John Cusack) "This one's done it all: kidnapping, robbery, murder, extortion."
• (Unnamed) "Foxtrot Charlie, perimeter is secure. You are clear to release."
• (John Cusack) "His name is Cyrus Grissom, A.K.A. Cyrus the Virus. Thirty-nine years old, twenty-five of them spent in our institutions. But he's bettered himself inside. Earned two degrees, including his juris doctorate. He also killed eleven fellow inmates, incited three riots, and escaped twice. Likes to brag that he killed more men than cancer."
• (Steve Eastin) "Okay, open wide. Lift your tongue."
• (John Cusack) "Cyrus is a poster child for the criminally insane. He's a true product of the system."
• (Duncan Malloy) "What's that supposed to mean?"
• (Duncan Malloy) "What is he, one of these sociology majors who thinks we're responsible for breeding these animals?"
• (John Cusack) "No, but I can point a few fingers if it would make you feel comfortable."

• (John Cusack) "I know a good body shop in Fresno if it's insured."
• (Duncan Malloy) "I was bored with that car anyway."
• (John Cusack) "It worked out nicely, then."

• (John Cusack) "You with me or do you need me to draw it in crayon like usual?"

• (Local cop) "We got a problem here with a corpse."
• (John Cusack) "Uh-huh."
• (Local cop) "Yeah, it fell outta the sky. I don't think he's an astronaut."
• (John Cusack) "What's this got to do with me?"
• (Local cop) "It's got your name written all over it."

• (Cyrus Grissom) "Considering my audience, I'm going to make this very quick and very simple."
• (Cyrus Grissom) "This is the boneyard, this is the hanger, this is our plane."
• (John Cusack) "What's that?"
• (Cyrus Grissom) "That's a rock."
• (John Cusack) "Okay."

• (John Cusack) "Here's the jacket on Cameron Poe. His wife's on the way here now. A U.S. Ranger, highly decorated. Did a litte hellraising when he was a kid, but nothing serious."
• (Duncan Malloy) "Explain to me why any of this matters."
• (John Cusack) "Fact 1: we've got a plane up there filled with killers, rapists, and thieves and we've got this guy Cameron Poe: in on an involuntary manslaughter beef, non-gang affiliated. He's a parolee hitching a ride home. Fact 2: Poe has a chance to get off the plane, doesn't do it. Why? Fact 3: our guard Falzon said a convict named Cameron Poe planted Sims's tape recorder on him."
• (John Cusack) "These are interesting facts. You do the math on this -- and we got an ally on that plane."

• (John Cusack) "Contingency plans for something like this don't exist. A situation like this has never been contemplated."
• (Duncan Malloy) "Well, you better start contemplating, because this is a situation that needs to get UN-f***ED, RIGHT NOW."

• (John Cusack) "If you can't trust a South American drug lord, who can you trust, huh?"
• (John Cusack) "That was a joke."
• (Nicolas Cage) "I'm glad you told me."

• (John Cusack) "Nathan Jones, A.K.A. Diamond Dog. Former general of the Black Guerillas. He blew up a meeting of the National Rifle Association saying, and I quote, "They represented the basest negativity of the white race." He wrote a book in prison called, "Reflections in a Diamond Eye." New York Times called it a wakeup call for the black community. They're talking to Denzel for the movie."

• (John Cusack) "Well, we told you today's flight would be special. That's William Bedford, aka "Billy Bedlam.""
• (Agent Sims) "The mass murderer?"
• (John Cusack) "The same. He caught his wife in bed with another man. Left her alone, drove four towns over to his wife's family's house. Killed her parents, her brothers, her sisters, even her dog."

• (John Cusack) "Where are you going with my plane, Cyrus?"
• (Cyrus Grissom) "We're going to Disney Land."
• (John Cusack) "You're lying, Cyrus."
• (Cyrus Grissom) "So are you, Vince."
• (Cyrus Grissom) "Ohh -- nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his blader in the -- aaaiirrrplane."

Mykelti Williamson as Baby O

• (Mykelti Williamson) "What's wrong with him?"
• (Nicolas Cage) "My first thought would be -- a lot."

• (Mykelti Williamson) "I got a bad feeling, son. I'm feeling like maybe I'm not supposed to make it."
• (Nicolas Cage) "You gonna make it."
• (John Cusack) "Cyrus Grissom, this is special agent Vince Larkin. We will shoot the plane down if you do not respond now."
• (Mykelti Williamson) "All I can think about is like -- there ain't no God, like he don't exist."
• (Mykelti Williamson) "Hey. Where you going?"
• (Nicolas Cage) "I'm going to show you God does exist."

• (Mykelti Williamson) "Hey, lady."
• (Rachel Ticotin) "Lady is a dog in a Walt Disney movie. My name is Bishop. Guard Bishop to you."
• (Mykelti Williamson) "Well, I gotta be gettin' my shot before we go gettin' on some aeroplane, Guard Bishop."
• (Rachel Ticotin) "What's your name?"
• (Mykelti Williamson) "O'Dell. They didn't give me my shot last night."
• (Rachel Ticotin) "Okay, you're diabetic? Alright, your insulin's on board. We'll give it to you in flight."

• (Mykelti Williamson) "How am I doing, son?"
• (Nicolas Cage) "You're doing fine."

• (Mykelti Williamson) "Not only did you not save this dude's life, you done made best friends with Cyrus the damn Virus."

• (Cyrus Grissom) "Someone alerted the authorities at Carson city, someone told them about our Lerner rendezvous, someone even killed poor Billy Bedlam. Now, could this all be coincidence? Perhaps. But then someone went and tied a rope to our plane. So, I ask you what is going on? And I answer. We have a traitor in our midst. Now how do we flush a traitor?"
• (Cyrus Grissom) "I don't know but at the count of three I will find out who is on my team and who is not. That would be one, two --"
• (Mykelti Williamson) "Wait. It was me. It was me."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Don't listen to him, man. T-The insulin, it made him crazy."
• (Cyrus Grissom) "You have been near death the entire trip?"
• (Mykelti Williamson) "Yeah, motherf***er, it was me."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Nah, he's-he's flipped out, man. He's nuts."
• (Mykelti Williamson) "That's pretty clever, huh, bitch?"
• (Nicolas Cage) "Jesus."
• (Cyrus Grissom) "No, that's clever."

Steve Buscemi as Garland Greene

• (Steve Buscemi) "Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

• (Steve Buscemi) "He's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliché; mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts."

• (Steve Buscemi) "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat."

• (Steve Buscemi) "He's got the who-ole wo-orld in his hands --"

• (Little Girl) "Are you sick?"
• (Steve Buscemi) "Why do you ask?"
• (Little Girl) "You look sick."
• (Steve Buscemi) "I am sick."
• (Little Girl) "Do you take medicine?"
• (Steve Buscemi) "There is no medicine for what I have."

• (Garland's Craps Dealer) "New shooter coming out, new shooter. Does the new shooter feel lucky? Well, does he?"
• (Steve Buscemi) "yes he does."

Steve Eastin as Guard Falzon

• (Steve Eastin) "It smells like someone s*** in your mouth."
• (Dave Chappelle) "He told me he loved me."

• (Cyrus Grissom) "Guard Falzon?"
• (Steve Eastin) "What?"
• (Cyrus Grissom) "Oh, stewardess? Stewardess? What's the in-flight movie today?"
• (Steve Eastin) "Well, I think you'll like it, Cyrus. It's called "I'll Never Make Love to a Woman on the Beach Again", and it's preceded by the award-winning short, "No More Steak for Me, Ever"."
• (Cyrus Grissom) "Funny f***er, aren't ya?"

• (Steve Eastin) "My, my. As I look around, I see a lot of celebrities among us. I see eleven Current Affairs, two Hard Copies and"
• (Steve Eastin) "a genuine Geraldo interviewee. But, I gotta tell you gentlemen, none of this impresses me. Becuase we have rules on this aircraft, and they're gonna be enforced. It's a lot like kindergarten, you'll keep your hands to yourself, you'll keep the decibel level down, and if any of you should feel the need to scream, spit or bite, you'll get the treatment."
• (Con #2) "f*** you, pig."
• (Steve Eastin) "Gag and bag this Nazi muffin."
• (Steve Eastin) "See, this kinda thing puts me in a foul mood. These rules will be enforced. If there's a hint of trouble, if any of you so much as passes gas in my direction it offends my delicate nasal passages, your testicles will become my personal property."

Danny Trejo as Johnny 23

• (Danny Trejo) "They'd call me Johnny 600 if they knew the truth."

• (Danny Trejo) "When you wake up, Bishop, I'll be Johnny 24."

Ving Rhames as Nathan 'Diamond Dog' Jones

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Nick Chinlund as Billy Joe

• (Cyrus Grissom) "We let you out, you gonna play nice, Billy?"
• (Nick Chinlund) "Probably not."

• (Nick Chinlund) "Chicken s***. 'Cause of pussies like you we lost Vietnam. I'll tell you that."

Dave Chappelle as Pinball

• (Dave Chappelle) "The last Mohican is burning, man."

• (Dave Chappelle) "How you doin', man? Pinball Parker. Armed robber, arsonist, dope fiend. Hey, I'm a hell of a nice guy, it's just I got caught."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Aw, shucks."

• (Dave Chappelle) "I don't know how to tell ya this, Cyrus, but we are three white guys short. Or as they say in Ebonics, "We be f***ed.""

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