The Old Fashioned Way (film) Quotes

The Old Fashioned Way (film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . The Old Fashioned Way ended its run in 1970.

It features William LeBaron as producer, John Leipold in charge of musical score, and Ben F. Reynolds as head of cinematography.

The Old Fashioned Way (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Old Fashioned Way (film) is 70 min. long. The Old Fashioned Way (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Jack Mulhall as Dick Bronson, W. C. Fields as The Great McGonigle, Jan Duggan as Cleopatra Pepperday, and Tammany Young as Marmaduke Gump.

The Old Fashioned Way (film) Quotes

W. C. Fields as The Great McGonigle

• (W. C. Fields) "The soup sounds good."

• (W. C. Fields) "I don't know whether to eat from the coat or the plate."
• (Jan Duggan) "Oh, Albert. Look what you've done to Mr. McGonigle's watch. Oh --"
• (Jan Duggan) "Oh, I'm so sorry -- Oh, Mr. McGonigle."
• (W. C. Fields) "It's all right."
• (Jan Duggan) "He has such an impulsive nature."
• (W. C. Fields) "Yeah, just like my own. Don't apologize. It's all right. It's just a little child -- it's just a little child."
• (Jan Duggan) "Oh, he does the cutest things."
• (W. C. Fields) "That he does."
• (Jan Duggan) "You should see him when no one's around."
• (W. C. Fields) "Oh, I'd like to catch him sometime when --"
• (W. C. Fields) "Uh, SEE him sometime when no one's around."
• (Jan Duggan) "Oh, Albert, why did you do that?"
• (W. C. Fields) "Bet the minute hand won't be a bit of use after this."
• (Jan Duggan) "Mr. McGonigle, I hope he hasn't hurt your watch."
• (W. C. Fields) "Oh, no, how could you hurt a watch by dipping it in molasses?"
• (Jan Duggan) "Oh, he's never done that before."
• (W. C. Fields) "Well, I hope he doesn't do it again; not with this watch."

• (Sheriff Walter Jones) "When is Cleo gonna act in this show?"
• (W. C. Fields) "Oh, yes, yes, yes. She'll probably go on right after the epilogue."

Jan Duggan as Cleopatra Pepperday

• (Jan Duggan) "Marky, are you hurt?"
• (W. C. Fields) "No, I had the presence of mind to fall on my head."

Tammany Young as Marmaduke Gump

• (Tammany Young) "Are ya hoited?"
• (W. C. Fields) "No I'm not 'hoited'."

Jack Mulhall as Dick Bronson

• (Jack Mulhall) "Mr. McGonigle, I've got to have some money."
• (W. C. Fields) "Yes, my lad, how much?"
• (Jack Mulhall) "Two dollars."
• (W. C. Fields) "If I had two dollars, I'd start a number two company."
• (Jack Mulhall) "For two cents I'd quit."
• (W. C. Fields) "Pay him off."

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