Charmed (season 6) Quotes

Charmed is a TV show that appeared on TV in 2003 on The WB. Charmed stopped airing in 2004.

Charmed aired for 23 episodes.

The cast includes: Holly Marie Combs as Piper, Alyssa Milano as Phoebe, Drew Fuller as Chris, Rose McGowan as Paige, Dorian Gregory as Darryl, Elaine Hendrix as Cole, Brian Krause as Leo, Jennifer Rhodes as Wyatt Halliwell, Ian Abercrombie as Adam, Billy Drago as Barbas, Jenny McCarthy as Mitzy Stillman, Jenny McCarthy as Mabel Stillman, Brian Krause as Leo Wyatt, Dorian Gregory as Dwarf, David Ramsey as Eve, Scott Adsit as Andy, Jenny McCarthy as Mitzy, Jenny McCarthy as Tull, and Eric Dane as Jason Dean.

Charmed Quotes

Holly Marie Combs as Piper

(Holly Marie Combs) "Are you going to help or are you just going to ramble?"
(Rose McGowan) "I'm just going to ramble."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Paige. Is everything okay?"
(Rose McGowan) "Better than okay. I'm going to have a love life."
(Alyssa Milano) "You're making a love potion?"
(Rose McGowan) "No, I'm making a stun potion."
(Holly Marie Combs) "So that lovers will be stunned by you?"
(Rose McGowan) "No, so that Kazis will be stunned by me."
(Alyssa Milano) "You're in love with a Kazi demon?"
(Rose McGowan) "Try to stay with me, people."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Heads up. Pregnant lady coming through with the groceries."

(Holly Marie Combs) "I dreamt an animated musical last night. Is that normal?"

(Lazarus Demon) "Go to hell."
(Holly Marie Combs) "I'm already there."

(Holly Marie Combs) "It was all of those women showing off their sonogram pictures, and it was just working on my last nerve. Like, "Look, it's Jasper's first photo. And it's going to go on the fridge in a magnetic frame that says 'Jasper's First Photo'.""
(Brian Krause) "Okay, I thought prenatal yoga was supposed to help you relax."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Phoebs, friendly little tip. Lay off the hairspray, there's a fire starter in the house."

(Holly Marie Combs) "I don't need to take a deep breath. I need to find my husband."

(Holly Marie Combs) "I think I know how to find the demon --"
(Holly Marie Combs) "-stration. Demonstration."
(Holly Marie Combs) "She knows what I'm talking about."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Tell me the truth. Do you think I'm pushing it too far with the wedding?"
(Prue) "Okay, why is Phoebe going to school without her books?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Okay, why is Prue not answering Piper's question?"

(Holly Marie Combs) "Phoebe's pregnant."
(Brian Krause) "What, huh, really?"

(Holly Marie Combs) "How can you be so evil?"
(Elaine Hendrix) "It's a gift."

(Holly Marie Combs) "I'll play the bitch, you play the witch, ok?"

(Holly Marie Combs) "Oh, please, please, somebody help me. The mean demon is dipping me into the water and it's really cold."

(Prue) "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "I'm going to be a very good witch from now on."

(Holly Marie Combs) "I think my half whitelighter baby thought fireworks would be prettier than demon guts."

(Holly Marie Combs) "So, what do you think? Should we go with Oprah, or Barbra? Barbra makes you cry. We go with Oprah."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Is that why you didn't want to go around the world in 80 orbs?"

(Holly Marie Combs) "I just wish I could get a live guy."

(Holly Marie Combs) "What's that?"
(Brian Krause) "That's our little boy."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Phoebe, how many times have I told you not to play dress-up with the demons?"

(Holly Marie Combs) "So, here's the deal. We'll spare your lives if you pull your skanky little power out of her."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Are you out of your mind, AGAIN?"

(Prue) "What are you doing?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "I think you've got fleas."
(Prue) "You know what? That's so not funny because I think I do."

(Grams) "Piper blew up the wolf from inside. Although it took her long enough."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Hey, back off Grams, I just saved your ass."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Every other mother-to-be does not have to worry about her child orbing to Tahiti when they are sent to their room."

(Holly Marie Combs) "So what do you say to an overbearing younger sister who's treating her pregnant older sister like a porcelain doll?"
(Alyssa Milano) ""Thank you"?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "How about "Knock it off"?"
(Alyssa Milano) "That's probably better advice."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Yeah, like that doesn't have personal gain tattooed across its forehead."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Now she's Martha Stewart."

(Holly Marie Combs) "You asked me to marry you, and I did. You wanted a family, and I gave you a son. And now you just want me to watch you walk away?"
(Brian Krause) "Piper it's not that simple."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Then make it simple."

(Holly Marie Combs) "I mean, why would a demon be interested in killing people's dreams? They're harmless, erotic fun."
(Rose McGowan) "Did you say 'erotic'?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Exotic. I said exotic."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Oh, no, don't tell me we got infected with the sin thingy."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Wow, you really know your stuff."
(Rose McGowan) "Well, I learned from the best. I learned from you."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Thank you, Whitney Houston. Do I sock you in the face now?"

(Holly Marie Combs) "Yeah, but this demon didn't even seem to know who we were, which by the way I find insulting."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Don't worry for I hold the power of -- one."

(Holly Marie Combs) "I'm not pregnant. Trust me."
(Prue) "Well, that's good news."
(Alyssa Milano) "Are you kidding? That's great news. You can live."

(Holly Marie Combs) "I didn't need a sign to tell me where my heart lies."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Cole, if you don't get me the hell outta here right now --"
(Elaine Hendrix) "You're the one that didn't want me to go easy on you."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Doesn't mean I wanted you to. Now get me out the damned wall."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Paige. There will be no talk of testicle-orbing in front of the baby."
(Brian Krause) "Or his father."

(Holly Marie Combs) "What are we gonna do?"
(Brian Krause) "What we always do."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Talk about it later."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Wow, prenatal yoga this morning and now you want to crash a stranger's funeral? You really do need friends."
(Rose McGowan) "You're mean."

(Head Dwarf) "When's her prince getting here?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "She doesn't have a prince."
(Head Dwarf) "No prince? So then who's going to kiss her?"
(Stinky) "I'll do it."
(Dorian Gregory) "In your dreams stinky. I'll do it."
(Stinky) "I told you not to call me that."
(Head Dwarf) "People. A little professional decorum here please."
(Head Dwarf) "Forgive them, it's been a while."

(Holly Marie Combs) "You don't really seem like yourself."
(Rose McGowan) "I don't? Then, who am I?"

(Holly Marie Combs) "I'll just go make you some more coffee."
(Alyssa Milano) "And I'll bring it to you."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Oh, no. Am I dead again?"

(Holly Marie Combs) "Where's my baby?"
(Brian Krause) "Over here."
(Rose McGowan) "Oh, my God."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Oh, my God."
(Brian Krause) "Oh, my God."
(Slappy) "Oh, that doesn't sound good."

(Holly Marie Combs) "What are you doing?"
(Chris Perry) "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to find a way to free stone cold Paige over there"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Step away from the book."
(Chris Perry) "Oh, please. Like I haven't looked in this thing before? By the way, you should update you're goblins entry. It'll come in handy someday."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Goblins?"
(Chris Perry) "Yeah. It's gonna get ugly. Trust me. Look, I know you have no reason to trust me, but the book thinks I'm good, shouldn't you?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Well, maybe you found a way around it."

(Holly Marie Combs) "That's what they do, Phoebe, they come back. They snarl and come back."

(Holly Marie Combs) "You stole our sacred book so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself?"

(Holly Marie Combs) "He's so -- innocent. If only he had any idea what Mommy and Auntie Paige did today."
(Brian Krause) "They turned a very bad man to a very big tree."

(Holly Marie Combs) "So why is Sir Lust-A-Lot after you?"
(Rose McGowan) "How should I know?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Well, because it's your damn fairy tale and it's alive and frozen in our kitchen."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Geez, you're like my husband with boobs."

(Holly Marie Combs) "I thought ghosts could go anywhere they wanted."
(Elaine Hendrix) "You are not a ghost, you are inbetween."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Oh. You're assuming because I'm not tall, tattooed, or big-breasted that I'm not important. That's a bad assumption because I own this club, which makes me a V.V.V.I.P.""

(Holly Marie Combs) "So let me get this straight. You summoned me to a cage where our powers don't work so, what, we could all die together?"
(Rose McGowan) "I'll admit the plan has a few flaws."

(Holly Marie Combs) "He swears they're not watching but he's a guy, he'll say anything."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Ugh. That tastes like ass -- phalt."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Look, I know I didn't call to confirm, but I was busy creating life, okay?"

(Grams) "Have you been exercising your powers daily?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Do I need to?"
(Grams) "Well, you know, if you don't want to lose control of them. Did you perform a ritual to promote growth?"
(Grams) "Did you cast a spell to ward off demonic parasites?"
(Grams) "Sweetheart, what did you do?"
(Brian Krause) "We built a nursery in our bedroom closet."
(Grams) "No wonder this baby summoned me."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Leo, I have growing powers inside of me. Powers that I don't understand, and the only person who does understand them never has time to talk. Add that to raging hormones and I guarantee you I am absolutely entitled to do the 'crying thing'."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Ah."
(Alyssa Milano) "What?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Oh, my God. You two could scare the hair off a cat. No demons dare drop by here."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Leo, you're a nice guy, and I like you a lot, but let's face it, you're geographically undesirable."

(Holly Marie Combs) "OK -- let me handle Wyatt. This requires a mother's touch -- Wyatt Matthew Halliwell. You stop this nonsense right now."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Oh, you know what? She's getting angry. And our powers don't work so good when we're angry."
(Jenny McCarthy) "We've got them now."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Yeah, you've got us now so why don't you blow us up?"
(Alyssa Milano) "Piper, death bad, life good."
(Rose McGowan) "Don't worry, this bimbo couldn't hit the broadside of a beauty parlour. Check out that dye job."
(Unnamed) "How dare you."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Run."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Hello?"
(Alyssa Milano) "Hey, did you make the potion?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Potion? P-P-Paige is making the potion."
(Holly Marie Combs) "And I have ten glorious minutes then I have to have my herbs."
(Alyssa Milano) "Great, because I need your help fast. Karen's gonna get fired unless we get her advice column in by 8:00 tonight."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Uh-huh."
(Alyssa Milano) "So what would tell a twenty-eight year old woman who's still living in her parents house because she's afraid of living alone?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "I'd tell her to get a life."
(Alyssa Milano) "How can I write that? We fight demons every day. How can I tell her that there's nothing to be afraid of, you know? (Piper makes a noise as Leo disappears behind the bar again, smiling.) What are you doing, Piper?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "I am taking my own advice."
(Alyssa Milano) "Eww."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Bad Prue. Very bad Prue."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Hi, Kujo, who you growling at?"

(Holly Marie Combs) "Be careful of the feet you step on, they may be connected to the boot that kicks your ass."

(Holly Marie Combs) "You know, if I could freeze the two of you, I would, often."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Yeah. Sure, why not? We could have another funeral tomorrow. I mean, all the dishes are out and we pretty much know who to invite."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Mm-hmm. Your destiny still awaits, she says. There's a reason for everything she says. So, now it's time to summon her transparent butt back and ask exactly what that reason is."

(Holly Marie Combs) "You knew about this supernatural Jenny Jones reunion, didn't you?"

(Holly Marie Combs) "Pheobe, why would you even leave her alone with it?"
(Alyssa Milano) "Well, because she's our sister."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Not for long."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Everyone's treating me so differently. I'm still me. There's just a whole lot more of me going on."
(Rose McGowan) "Hey, guys. Oh, I'm sorry. Were you ranting?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Yes, I was, but I'm done now. Thank you."

(Holly Marie Combs) "I've come to the conclusion that if you've got it, then you must flaunt it."
(Alyssa Milano) "That's my niece in that belly."
(Rose McGowan) "She's my niece, too."
(Alyssa Milano) "Hi, niece. It's your favorite aunt, Phoebe."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Vanquish demon first, kill husband later."

(Prue) "Great, so some guy couldn't keep it in his sheath and now I'm marked for death."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Well, some men can be very sensitive about their weapons."

(Holly Marie Combs) "See what I mean? We have bigger, naked breasts to worry about."
(Alyssa Milano) "Paige has her naked breasts to worry about and I've got yours."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Oh, you know what? She's getting angry. And our powers don't work so good when we're angry."
(Jenny McCarthy) "We've got them now."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Yeah, you've got us now so why don't you blow us up?"
(Alyssa Milano) "Piper, death bad, life good."
(Rose McGowan) "Don't worry, this bimbo couldn't hit the broadside of a beauty parlour. Check out that dye job."
(Jenny McCarthy) "How dare you."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Run."

(Holly Marie Combs) "So what you're saying is, that whatever you're keeping from me is enough to piss me off but not put me in any danger. At the moment."

(Holly Marie Combs) "So your new-and-improved premonitions are just a more vivid way of telling us we're screwed?"

(Holly Marie Combs) "Aww I was such a cute baby."
(Brian Krause) "Yea I know."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Leo, you're not even looking at the picture."
(Brian Krause) "Well I've been watching you you're whole life."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Yea ok that's too creepy to think about."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Don't act blonde."

(Holly Marie Combs) "Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe."

Alyssa Milano as Phoebe

(Alyssa Milano) "It'll be just like the summer by the lake. Remember when we made that blood oath to be friends forever, not just sisters?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "I remember my finger got infected."

(Alyssa Milano) "Okay we theme, you potion."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Me peeved, you annoying."

(Alyssa Milano) "You have really got to lay off the rhyming, Prue"

(Alyssa Milano) "Hey. We've had this discussion. You're not allowed to use your active power on me, until I have an active power to use on you."

(Prue) "What is he again?"
(Alyssa Milano) "He's a Whitelighter. You know, kinda like Peter Pan and Tinkerbell without the wings and the tutu."

(Alyssa Milano) "I think I found the demon. Oh my god --"
(Rose McGowan) "What? You can't say "demons" followed by "oh my god"; I'm new at this, I'm likely to panic."

(Alyssa Milano) "I think I did something really bad -- I slept with my boss."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Jason?"
(Alyssa Milano) "No, Elise. Yes, Jason."

(Alyssa Milano) "Go to hell."
(Elaine Hendrix) "We're already here."

(Alyssa Milano) "Last night two guys held up a bar and a vigilante killed them."
(Rose McGowan) "Sounds more like you need an arrest warrant, not a potion."
(Alyssa Milano) "Not when the vigilante is tall, dark and handsome and can send people flying with the wave of a hand."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Well, that doesn't mean it's Cole."
(Alyssa Milano) "Did I forget to mention the scorch marks?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "See, that means it's Cole."

(Alyssa Milano) "I just want to know, am I in for another cold shower or not?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "You know Phoebe, there are times in our lives where a cold shower is a good thing."

(Alyssa Milano) "What's the celebration?"
(Rose McGowan) "I'm just so happy to be home, that's all."
(Holly Marie Combs) "You wanted to move out."
(Rose McGowan) "I did? God, no. Never. Well, I mean, you know, maybe when I'm married or pregnant or -- hopefully both at the same time. We're sisters. We shouldn't split up until we absolutely have to. You know that, right?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "She's rambling."
(Alyssa Milano) "I hear that."

(Alyssa Milano) "Good people do not turn other people into water coolers."

(Alyssa Milano) "It's just research for that stupid article Jason made me do."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Ah, you said his name without swearing. Does that mean things are going better at work?"
(Alyssa Milano) "Oh, no. He's still driving me crazy."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Didn't he just give you a raise?"
(Alyssa Milano) "Yeah, but that was just a bribe so I wouldn't quit."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Ah, a woman of principles. I admire that."

(Alyssa Milano) "What about water birth? Can we do that at home?"
(David Ramsey) "Sure, we can rent a tub."
(Holly Marie Combs) "What am I a dolphin? I'm not giving birth to fish."
(Brian Krause) "Well, actually, dolphins aren't fish. They're mammals."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Shut up."

(Alyssa Milano) "I'll do what I should've done a while ago which is vanquish your sorry ass."

(Alyssa Milano) "Come on, you don't think we'll be 60 and still living together, sharing clothes and a cat."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Well now that you put it that way, no, I don't want to live with you anymore."

(Grams) "You and Paige moved out? When?"
(Alyssa Milano) "Uh, a few weeks ago. But we're handling everything."
(Grams) "Dear, you have Paige stuck in the past and a demonic blob roaming the manor. Exactly how are you handling things?"

(Alyssa Milano) "Piper."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Don't you "Piper" me."

(Alyssa Milano) "AT&T;, Power of Three."

(Alyssa Milano) "Drake? Are you okay?"
(Drake Robin) "Drake? Who's Drake? I'm Robin Hood -- of Nottingham."

(Alyssa Milano) "Ready to kick some ass -- sis?"

(Alyssa Milano) "No time to dawdle, there's a baby on the way."
(Brian Krause) "This is crazy. You can't leave like this."
(Rose McGowan) "We, very well can't ignore Chris's birth now can we?"
(Drew Fuller) "I'm the baby. I give you permission to."

(Alyssa Milano) "We could sure use some cosmic help right about now."

(Alyssa Milano) "Hey. Don't call me sweetie. You can't imprison someone and then call them sweetie."

(Prue) "Cop, witch. It's not a love connection."
(Alyssa Milano) "Boy, girl. Lighten up."

(Grams) "You need guidance, some advice on a certain sister situation. Am I getting warm?"
(Alyssa Milano) "Red hot. But wait a minute, if you know, that means that they know, and if they know then we are f --"
(Grams) "Fine."

(Alyssa Milano) "I mean, between you and Leo, and Prue, the new Hot Wicca Woman, and me, soon to be employed, things are looking up."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Don't say that. The moment someone says that, everything always goes south."
(Alyssa Milano) "Unless you freeze him. Oh, I couldn't help it. It was so good."
(Prue) "Okay, okay, come on, we're going, you're going to borrow the car."
(Brian Krause) "Good morning."
(Alyssa Milano) "Yeah, we heard."

(Alyssa Milano) "Wanna take a wiccan time out and do the crossword puzzle?"

(Prue) "Hey, be nice. I don't even want to think about sin tonight."
(Alyssa Milano) "Me neither."
(Prue) "So, this is an interesting band, what's their name?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Orgy."

(Alyssa Milano) "A little help here."
(Holly Marie Combs) "What are you doing with that thing?"
(Alyssa Milano) "Well, first I'm gonna kill it and then I'm gonna stuff it."
(Holly Marie Combs) "You are not bringing that filthy fowl in the house."
(Alyssa Milano) "Yes, I am. Thanksgiving's early this year."

(Alyssa Milano) "Will your friends be staying for dinner?"
(Elaine Hendrix) "I'm going to have a hard enough time convincing them to stay 'til the end of the meeting if you don't stop threatening to kill them."

(Alyssa Milano) "Go away horny tom cats."

(Alyssa Milano) "You're a monkey. Ooh, you're an angry monkey. Oh, you're pissed. You're- PMS monkey?"

(Alyssa Milano) "Okay, something really freaky happened last night when I was with Miles."
(Holly Marie Combs) "You guys are all ready getting freaky?"

(Alyssa Milano) "Where the hell is Leo, it's been five hours and he hasn't responded to any of my calls."
(Chris Perry) "I really don't know"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Well I really think you do know"
(Chris Perry) "Well maybe I do, and if I'm right, Leo's gonna need some major alone time"
(Holly Marie Combs) "You know what? Cut the cryptic crap. I want you to go up there and bring Leo back now."
(Chris Perry) "Fine. But if I was you I would focus on finding a way to unfreeze Paige 'cause you're gonna need her -- soon"
(Holly Marie Combs) "I swear to God if he does not bring Leo back I am gonna blow his ass back to the future orbs and all."
(Alyssa Milano) "Okay, Piper maybe it would be better if you go downstairs and spend some time with Wyatt -- you're not breathing are you?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Nope"
(Alyssa Milano) "Breathe, inhale, exhale, okay next sister."

(Alyssa Milano) "So, we get to go back there? And we get to meet our grandfather?"
(Grams) "Don't make too much out of it, because whatever you do, you can't change the past or tell anyone you're from the future."
(Alyssa Milano) "Well, why does he get to?"
(Drew Fuller) "Because I know what I'm doing."
(Grams) "Not from where I'm standing."

(Alyssa Milano) "Stop hinting around and let him have your crab already."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Don't be disgusting."

(Alyssa Milano) "I hope this doesn't mean we get our virginity back too."

(Alyssa Milano) "Can you do anything about this thunder? 'Cause it's making me nuts."
(The Seer) "I have no sway over the weather. I do have a friend who works with the wind, but she's out of town."

(Alyssa Milano) "What do you think he wants?"
(Rose McGowan) "Our heads on a platter."

(Alyssa Milano) "Are you making spaghetti sauce?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "No, that's demon blood."

(Alyssa Milano) "What a cool power, I hate her."

(Alyssa Milano) "The wrong thing done for the right reason is still the wrong thing."

(Alyssa Milano) "Got milk? Oooh, don't think so."

(Alyssa Milano) "No I can still cast spells and do the power of three thing. Whatever the problem is it seems more natural than supernatural."
(Brian Krause) "Phoebe why didn't you come to me, I'm your Whitelighter."
(Alyssa Milano) "Because you've been busy."
(Brian Krause) "I've been busy?"
(Alyssa Milano) "Well I've been busy. My work schedule has been really hectic. But I'm coming to you guys now."
(Brian Krause) "Ok you guys yell at her, and I'm gonna check with the Elders and see what they know."

(Alyssa Milano) "I curse you, you curse me, let's get together and do a little cursing."

(Alyssa Milano) "What are those?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Slipcovers. To keep the furniture clean. Although I've come to the conclusion we should probably just stand from now on."

(Alyssa Milano) "Okay, Piper. As much as we would love to hear about your man problems, we have a possible demon to vanquish."

(Alyssa Milano) "I don't get it. If our ancient compilation of spells, witchcraft and rituals can't help us, what makes you think Martha Stewart can?"

(Alyssa Milano) "Anyone got a vanquish in their pocket"

(Prue) "Yeah, well, rules are meant to be broken."
(Alyssa Milano) "Yeah, but bodies weren't."
(Holly Marie Combs) "And neither were hearts."

(Alyssa Milano) "Lawyers. There should be a place in Hell for each and every one of them."

(Alyssa Milano) "It's not every day you find out the person you love isn't human, except in Piper's case."

(Alyssa Milano) "Dead? What do you mean she's dead?"
(Brian Krause) "Don't worry. The dwarves are all over it."
(Alyssa Milano) "The dwarves?"
(Brian Krause) "Piper cast a spell that wound up summoning the descendents of the seven dwarves. Actually, they prefer to be called little people now."

(Alyssa Milano) "28 minutes, 33 seconds."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Really? We ran that long?"
(Alyssa Milano) "No, that's how long you've been comparing Leo and Dan."
(Holly Marie Combs) "I haven't been comparing; I've just been -- talking."
(Alyssa Milano) "Non-stop."

(Alyssa Milano) "I was under a spell. Evil."
(Rose McGowan) "Evil? You were blonde."

(Alyssa Milano) "You know what? You're a turkey. And turkeys don't write columns."
(Alyssa Milano) "But they do make delicious dinners."

(Alyssa Milano) "I need your help."
(Elaine Hendrix) "You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn."

(Alyssa Milano) "Piper, just so you know, I may have to flee the country, but just for a little while. And I will call you, okay."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Oh, no you don't, Missy. There will be no fleeing the country until you clean up after yourself."
(Alyssa Milano) "No-no-no-no-no, I'm sorry, I can't. I'm possessed."
(Holly Marie Combs) "That is not an excuse."

Elaine Hendrix as Cole

(Elaine Hendrix) "I think Leo should orb me down to the Underworld. I may not be a demon anymore, but I still know the terrain."
(Alyssa Milano) "And you may just find yourself in ever-lasting pain."
(Rose McGowan) "-- That was a rhyme."
(Alyssa Milano) "I know; and now is not the time."

(Elaine Hendrix) "Ok, I know you're angry, but before you say anything, we found out that the faction is led by a Warlock named Devlin."
(Alyssa Milano) "Hmmm -- he looked more like a Joe to me."

(Elaine Hendrix) "You're pregnant?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "I was, but now I think Leo is."

(Elaine Hendrix) "Did you get my flowers?"
(Alyssa Milano) "Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you" Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday."

(Bacarra) "I'm Bacarra, I've come here from the future."
(Elaine Hendrix) "-- Well, I can't say I've heard that before."

(Elaine Hendrix) "We're hardly typical. I proposed to you under a hail of demon goo, and you accepted while I was bleeding to death."

(Elaine Hendrix) "Why would I ever not want to talk to you?"
(Alyssa Milano) "I don't know, you know, just in case you thought I was a drunk or a lunatic, or a drunk lunatic."

(Elaine Hendrix) "You've got to hold my hand."
(Prue) "This already sucks."

(Elaine Hendrix) "What? I -- I knocked."

(Elaine Hendrix) "Don't you think you're being a little paranoid?"
(Alyssa Milano) "With my demon ex-husband from hell?"

(Elaine Hendrix) "I'm goin' straight to hell cause it's got to be a sin to look THIS good."

(Elaine Hendrix) "Phoebe, I love you. I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you?"

Rose McGowan as Paige

(Rose McGowan) "She's blown him up -- literally?"
(Alyssa Milano) "Yeah, but you know Piper, she didn't mean anything by it."

(Head Dwarf) "You know, you really ought to get yourself a prince, in case this ever happens again."
(Rose McGowan) "Uh, who are you?"
(Head Dwarf) "We'll send you the bill. Let's go, men."
(Dorian Gregory) "Come on, guys, let's go."

(Rose McGowan) "He met some bimbette while climbing the Matterhorn."
(Holly Marie Combs) "At Disneyland?"
(Rose McGowan) "No, Switzerland."

(Rose McGowan) "Bug spray. We should've used bug spray."

(Rose McGowan) "Do you think you could shift the gears? My boobs are in the way."

(Rose McGowan) "Well guys, we better come up with a plan, because Lord Dyson is out there, getting stronger as we speak."
(Alyssa Milano) "Thanks to Piper --"
(Holly Marie Combs) "ALLRIGHT."

(Rose McGowan) "Okay, is that normal?"
(Brian Krause) "All this arguing is probably just upsetting the baby."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Leo, the baby is an inch long. All this arguing is upsetting the mommy."

(Rose McGowan) "We are not slobs."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Oh, really? How come I spent all night cleaning potion stains off of the ceiling?"
(Rose McGowan) "That's gazpacho, not potion."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Well, you know what? Blenders have lids."

(Rose McGowan) "Besides, everyone is odd in San Francisco. That's why we fit in so well."

(Rose McGowan) "Well, I was sort of messing around with Dave --"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Messing around?"
(Rose McGowan) "Yeah, having sex."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Oh."
(Rose McGowan) "See, that's why I don't want to talk to you about this. It's weird talking to a pregnant lady about sex anyway."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Well, Paige, how do you think I got pregnant?"
(Rose McGowan) "Ugh, I don't want to know that either."

(Witch Doctor) "How may I be of service?"
(Rose McGowan) "Are you a witch doctor?"
(Witch Doctor) "Let me guess. You were expecting someone with a bone through the nose and shrunken head necklace, perhaps?"
(Alyssa Milano) "Yeah, actually. Yeah. Yeah."

(Rose McGowan) "I can't believe that they exist -- not that I should be surprised."

(Rose McGowan) "They're dicks."
(Kyle Brody) "Dicks."
(Rose McGowan) "No, like private eyes. Detectives. Don't you see? They wrote themselves in as the heroes of their own books. Like Sam Spade or Philip Marlowe."

(Rose McGowan) "Oh, gross. What are you guys watching? Is that some horror movie?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "No, it's The Joys of Home Birthing. Strangely I'm not feeling the joy."

(Rose McGowan) "What just happened?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "The freaking furniture just attacked us."

(Rose McGowan) "You call that a rah, rah speech? You are supposed to be cheering her up, not pushing her off the edge."

(Rose McGowan) "Oh my goodness. I tongued a student."

(Witch Doctor) "It's only a matter of time before they destroy themselves."
(Rose McGowan) "Talk about premature jubilation. You, gentlemen might want to see a doctor about that."

(Rose McGowan) "I can't believe I destroyed the house."
(Alyssa Milano) "What I can't believe is what you almost saw in the hotel room. If you had gotten there five minutes earlier --"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Lalala. Over sharing."

(Rose McGowan) "Can someone please tell me how I got in a coffin?"
(Grams) "You were dead, dear. But bright side, at least now we have something in common."

(Rose McGowan) "Power. Power's good. I like power. Why do I like power?"

(Rose McGowan) "All of them had their eyes gouged out."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Ew."
(Brian Krause) "Now the video doesn't seem so gruesome."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Ha. Speak for yourself."

(Rose McGowan) "My sweater shrunk."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Ah, come on. You've worn tighter things than that."

(Rose McGowan) "I like an element of danger."

(Rose McGowan) "Oh, the Elders don't know anything. What a shock."

(Rose McGowan) "We kick evil's ass every day."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Sometimes twice a day."

(Rose McGowan) "So I basically come off as this big, dumb, fat, unemployed loser."
(Holly Marie Combs) "No, Paige, you're a big, dumb, fat, unemployed loser who saves the world."

(Rose McGowan) "No offense, but aren't you supposed to be dead?"
(Grams) "Oh, I'm over that."

(Drake Robin) "The point is, Leo and Piper's love, it's epic, it's massive. It's Romeo and Juliet, Anthony and Cleopatra, Brad and Jennifer."
(Rose McGowan) "All tragedies, I might add."

(Rose McGowan) "If you want to talk to Piper, she's in the room throwing up."
(Alyssa Milano) "What, is she sick?"
(Rose McGowan) "She's pregnant Phoebe, sickness is their way of life."

(Craig) "Who are you?"
(Rose McGowan) "Witch."
(Brian Krause) "Angel."
(Alyssa Milano) "Mermaid."

(Rose McGowan) "I can understand wanting to take a break from guys but, come on -- she's gonna run out the batteries."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Aw, Paige."
(Rose McGowan) "What?"
(Rose McGowan) "Hello? Oh, hey, Phoebe. We were just talking about you."
(Holly Marie Combs) "And your batteries."

(Rose McGowan) "We're preparing for the big home birth."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Home birth? You're nuts. I'd never agree to that. I wouldn't give birth unless it was in --"
(Rose McGowan) "A hospital. Yeah, yeah, you keep saying the same thing in any reality."

(Rose McGowan) "So how exactly do I bless this thing?"
(Alyssa Milano) "With your blood. Come on."
(Alyssa Milano) "This'll just hurt a little."

(Rose McGowan) "I'm telling you, he's gone for good."
(Alyssa Milano) "Yeah -- that's what we thought last time."
(Holly Marie Combs) "And the time before that."

(Rose McGowan) "Whoa -- full frontal Phoebe."
(Elaine Hendrix) "She flashed."
(Rose McGowan) "Yeah -- I; I got that."
(Elaine Hendrix) "No, I mean she flashed black-and-white."

(Rose McGowan) "Call me butter, 'cause I'm on a roll."

(Rose McGowan) "Well, you wanted to live like us. Now you get to die like us."

Brian Krause as Leo

(Brian Krause) "It's your love that keeps me sane and whole and balanced"

(Brian Krause) "I have to get back to the elders"
(Alyssa Milano) "Well Chris is a whitelighter, can't he do it?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Where is he?"
(Alyssa Milano) "Upstairs with Paige."
(Holly Marie Combs) "And the book. Leo, go talk to the Elders, Pheobe keep an eye on our magical houseguests, I'm gonna go see what future boy is up to."

(Witch Doctor) "You sure these are good witches that live here?"
(Brian Krause) "The best. Although one of them is going to go very evil on us if we don't get this room cleaned up in a hurry. Believe me."
(Witch Doctor) "Is that a fact?"
(Brian Krause) "Well, not literally."

(Brian Krause) "Now that I'm a mortal, I'm going to fight for you and let the best man win."

(Prue) "Leo you can't just let Piper die."
(Brian Krause) "Don't you think I would do something about it if I could?"
(Prue) "But you love her."

(Brian Krause) "What are you doing?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "I'm replacing the roof. It was just too dirty."

(Brian Krause) "Piper, he's gonna kill me when he finds out."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Don't be ridiculous, you're already dead."

(Brian Krause) "Why am I standing in the ocean?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Phoebe's a mermaid."
(Brian Krause) "Oh, well, that would explain it."

(Brian Krause) "What is that? Is that a time portal? Is that what that is? What are you using it for?"
(Chris Perry) "I don't have to answer that."
(Brian Krause) "I thought you said you had nothing to hide."
(Chris Perry) "I don't have to answer that either."

(Brian Krause) "Witch doctors are kind of a wild card. That's why the elders don't want us working with them."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Well, sometimes we don't want to work with the elders. So we're even."

(Brian Krause) "Phoebe, you cant be the Queen of the Underworld and a charmed one."

(Brian Krause) "Ladies, death cannot be feared. For death, in time, comes to all witches. You know, the witch who says she's not scared in battle is a liar. The real witch is the one who fights."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Honey?"
(Brian Krause) "Yeah?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Zip it."

(Brian Krause) "Did you find out anything?"
(Alyssa Milano) "Besides having a twenty-four hour death wish? Nope."

(Brian Krause) "Uh, Paige, where did you orb in from?"
(Rose McGowan) "I was dealing with some personal issues."
(Brian Krause) "Well, I'm your whitelighter so if you ever want to talk --"
(Holly Marie Combs) "No."

(Brian Krause) "-- plus ours will be doubly magical; half Whitelighter. Half witch."
(Rose McGowan) "Hey, that's like me. Oh. You might have some problems."

(Brian Krause) "I hate to be a bearer of bad news."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Could you possibly be the bearer of a big hug?"

(Brian Krause) "Ok, ok, ok, just relax."
(Holly Marie Combs) "That's what I was trying to do and then somebody made me blow up my guru."

(Dan Gordon) "Don't you have another house to repair?"
(Brian Krause) "No."

(Brian Krause) "As your whitelighter, I'd say go with your instincts."
(Rose McGowan) "Okay."
(Brian Krause) "But as your brother-in-law, going up against your sisters would be pure suicide."
(Rose McGowan) "Great. You've really helped clarify this issue."

(Brian Krause) "Give daddy back his powers now."

(Brian Krause) "Yeah, that little elf? Got a big mouth."

(Brian Krause) "Being with her broke the rules. Not being with her breaks my heart."

(Brian Krause) "You wanted a normal life, remember?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Look, that was before I realized our son was going to be humiliated in front of his entire class."
(Billie Jenkins) "Happened to me all the time. Only made me stronger."
(Holly Marie Combs) "And shut it."

(Brian Krause) "Piper, this is completely illegal."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Let's not get technical now."

(Brian Krause) "Damn it, Paige. I would appreciate it if you didn't practice on me. I may be dead, but it still hurts."

(Brian Krause) "Piper, I need you to help me find Paige."
(Holly Marie Combs) "I'm not talking to her until she cleans up her room."

(Brian Krause) "Where's Melody?"
(Rose McGowan) "Oh, she's gone."
(Brian Krause) "Gone, as in she left?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Gone as in she got sucked in to a big red ring by a warlock named what was it?"

(Brian Krause) "Because nobody knows where it is. Its location has been kept secret even from the Elders."
(Rose McGowan) "Where was their infinite wisdom on the day that was decided?"

(Brian Krause) "P3's still doing great."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Not as great as it used to be, thanks to me."
(Brian Krause) "Well, Piper, you're having a baby. Your priorities have changed."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Yeah, well, haven't you heard? Women can have careers and babies now. It's been in all the papers."
(Brian Krause) "Well, are those women trying to save the world from demons too?"

(Brian Krause) "Hey, I'm not nauseous."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Hey, I am. Wait, that's not good news."

(Brian Krause) "How about I buy you a drink?"
(Dave) "Thanks. I've all ready got one."
(Brian Krause) "That's not gonna be enough."

(Brian Krause) "Look, Piper, no matter what happens --"
(Holly Marie Combs) "No --"
(Brian Krause) "You have to keep trying to make contact."
(Holly Marie Combs) "I don't want him to hear it --"
(Brian Krause) "He's not after you, he's after me."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Would you please stop trying to save me."
(Brian Krause) "I'm sorry I got you into this."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Yeah, just one ordeal after another, right?"
(Brian Krause) "I've never stopped loving you."

(Brian Krause) "Well, what if he makes his move before you get a chance to vanquish him?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "I'll freeze him."
(Brian Krause) "Now you're confident in your powers?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Okay, so maybe I'll blow him up."
(Brian Krause) "But what if he blows us up first?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Well, you're already dead, what's the difference."

(Brian Krause) "Dammit."
(Rose McGowan) "Are Elders even allowed to swear?"
(Brian Krause) "No, but fathers are."

(Brian Krause) "The spell, Piper, you need to reverse it. Fast."
(Holly Marie Combs) "I'm not sure I can."
(Rose McGowan) "Then you'd better make us disappear 'cause this one's gonna be tough to explain."

(Brian Krause) "Well, I know from experience Darklighter poison doesn't kill immediately, so there's still a window of opportunity."

Drew Fuller as Chris

(Drew Fuller) "In the future, everyone tried to control the demon with no name, but it can't be done."
(Grams) "That's hardly a winning attitude, young man. And why, in heaven's name, couldn't the people in the future find some name for that thing?"

(Drew Fuller) "I was just wondering how it went with the doctor."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Well, you'll be happy to know that you're a boy."
(Drew Fuller) "That's not what I meant."
(Rose McGowan) "I don't see it."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Oh, see, it's this little thing right here --"
(Drew Fuller) "Whoa."
(Drew Fuller) "Excuse me. Do you mind?"

(Drew Fuller) "Where is Paige?"
(Alyssa Milano) "She's at her new temp job."
(Drew Fuller) "She's still on that kick?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "It's not a kick, Chris. It's her quest for happiness outside of magic."
(Drew Fuller) "Yeah, but it's a temp job. Who finds happiness in a temp job?"

Dorian Gregory as Dwarf

(Dorian Gregory) "Hey, if you ask me, there's nothing more beautiful than a preg --"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Do it, and you'll pull back a bloody stub."
(Rose McGowan) "She's a little sensitive right now."
(Dorian Gregory) "I can see that."

(Dorian Gregory) "Piper --"
(Holly Marie Combs) "Uh-huh."
(Dorian Gregory) "You froze the crime scene."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Uh-huh."
(Dorian Gregory) "You cannot freeze a crime scene."
(Holly Marie Combs) "Well, I did."

(Dorian Gregory) "Oh, no creepy talk in the precinct. Will you just keep down the creepy talk."

(Dorian Gregory) "Okay, where is this baby that everybody keeps talking about? Is it an invisible baby? Am I gonna step on it?"

Eric Dane as Jason Dean

(Eric Dane) "Do you like Chinese?"
(Eric Dane) "Food, not people."

Jennifer Rhodes as Wyatt Halliwell

(Jennifer Rhodes) "Is this Chris? He's so small. Is this before or after he swallowed that marble?"

Jenny McCarthy as Tull

(Jenny McCarthy) "Xavier? Where are you?"
(Holly Marie Combs) "You're stepping on him."

Scott Adsit as Andy

(Scott Adsit) "Everything happens for a reason, remember, you told me that, Prue."

Billy Drago as Barbas

(Billy Drago) "How cute. The great big elder's afraid of the teeny-weeny itsy-witsy baby."

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