The Mouse That Roared (film) Quotes

The Mouse That Roared (film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . The Mouse That Roared ended in 1970.

It features Walter Shenson as producer, Edwin Astley in charge of musical score, and John Wilcox (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

The Mouse That Roared (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Mouse That Roared (film) is 83 minutes long. The Mouse That Roared (film) is distributed by Sony Pictures Releasing.

The cast includes: Peter Sellers as Grand Duchess Gloriana, MacDonald Parke as General Snippet, David Kossoff as Professor Alfred Kokintz, Jean Seberg as Helen Kokintz, Leo McKern as Benter, and Austin Willis as United States Secretary of Defense.

The Mouse That Roared (film) Quotes

Leo McKern as Benter

• (Unnamed) "I move we declare war on the United States of America."
• (Leo McKern) "As leader of the party of the common man, I say that war is reprehensible, barbaric, unforgivable, and unthinkable. And I second the motion."

• (Leo McKern) "Stay away from --"

• (Unnamed) "We must declare war on the United States."
• (Leo McKern) "But we can never win such a war."
• (Unnamed) "Of course not, but we could win the peace. I've given this a lot of thought gentlemen and I'm perfectly positive that I am right. You must remember, the Americans are a very strange people. Whereas other countries rarely forgive anything, the Americans forgive anything. There isn't a more profitable undertaking for any country than to declare war on the United States and to be defeated."

Peter Sellers as Grand Duchess Gloriana

• (Peter Sellers) "How did the war go?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, this is a bit of a surprise. A pleasant one, I hope. I think we've won."
• (Unnamed) "You think you've what ?"

MacDonald Parke as General Snippet

• (MacDonald Parke) "Remember, men, no matter what they do, don't talk."
• (Unnamed) "What if they torture us?"
• (MacDonald Parke) "Just don't talk."
• (Unnamed) "Can we scream a little?"

• (MacDonald Parke) "I warn you, madam; I know the entire Geneva Convention by heart."
• (Peter Sellers) "Oh, how nice. You must recite it for me some evening; I play the harpsichord."

Jean Seberg as Helen Kokintz

• (Jean Seberg) "You can turn around right now and kiss me if you want to."
• (Unnamed) "Really?"
• (Jean Seberg) "Really."

Austin Willis as United States Secretary of Defense

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David Kossoff as Professor Alfred Kokintz

• (Unnamed) "Why is it so different from an H-bomb?"
• (David Kossoff) "H-bomb? This new bomb is based on quodium, which is 100 times more powerful than hydrogen."
• (Jean Seberg) "My father uses an H-bomb just to trigger this one."

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