Simply Irresistible (film) Quotes

Simply Irresistible (film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Simply Irresistible ended its run in 1970.

It features Jon Amiel, Joseph M. Caracciolo Jr., and John Fiedler as producer, Gil Goldstein in charge of musical score, and Robert M. Stevens as head of cinematography.

Simply Irresistible (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Simply Irresistible (film) is 96 minutes long. Simply Irresistible (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Sean Patrick Flanery as Tom Bartlett, Sarah Michelle Gellar as Amanda Shelton, Patricia Clarkson as Lois McNally, Larry Gilliard Jr. as Nolan Traynor, Dylan Baker as Jonathan Bendel, Amanda Peet as Chris, and Betty Buckley as Aunt Stella.

Simply Irresistible (film) Quotes

Sarah Michelle Gellar as Amanda Shelton

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Do all these elevators go to 4?"
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Just pick one and press 4."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "My friend Nolan told me this thing about men and sex, that they think about it 238 times a day and when they do they adjust their belts."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "That's ridiculous, no, no, not the belt- I meant the amount. That's ridiculous. Do the math I'm awake maybe 17 hours a day. Times 60 would be 1020, divided by 238, that would be sex about every 4 minutes -- yeah, yeah, that's about right."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I've been here 20 minutes."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I love dessert. It's the whole point of the meal."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "That's impossible."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Why's that?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "One good sexual thought takes at least 20 minutes."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "She's on something."
• (Larry Gilliard Jr.) "Your food."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Taste this."
• (Larry Gilliard Jr.) "Mmmm -- It's good."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "You do know you can't lie? It sucks. Ugh. It tastes like blue cheese and dirt."
• (Larry Gilliard Jr.) "And there's only one thing worse than blue cheese and dirt."
• (Larry Gilliard Jr.) "Rum raisin."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Hi, Tom, it's Amanda. I just wanted to eat."

Sean Patrick Flanery as Tom Bartlett

• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "I think I've loved you since that first day in the market."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "You mean the day I had my hand up your pants. Men are so easy."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Oh yeah."

• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "It's like riding a bicycle. The first nine times you fall off but the tenth time you can go on for miles."

• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "She cursed me. She said in this creepy little voice, a man's character is his destiny --"
• (Patricia Clarkson) "Oh -- She's a wise witch. She casts her spells in proverbs."

• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "If the broom fits, ride it."

• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Very bold plate selection, I might add. Explains the outfit."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "To eliminate a necklace would've taken another half hour."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "I see."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Doesn't look like it takes you very long."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Touché. I do seem to come out of the shower fully dressed in a blue suit."

• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "How did you get in here?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "The door."

• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "I love shoes."
• (Brian in Shoes) "Me too Mr. Bartlett."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "I love how we sell shoes. I love how we sell them in twos, it's so -- Noah's ark."

Larry Gilliard Jr. as Nolan Traynor

• (Larry Gilliard Jr.) "We can get other jobs."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Sure, we can take out an add. We can afford it. "Situation Wanted: s***ty chef and sous chef seek restaurant to ruin.""

• (Larry Gilliard Jr.) "Even Dumbo flew without his feather."

• (Larry Gilliard Jr.) "Amanda, if I have to hear about him one more time, I'm gonna cut my ears off and mail 'em to him."

• (Larry Gilliard Jr.) "They all look dead."
• (Betty Buckley) "No, no. I don't think they're dead at all. They're just in a trance."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "This is amazing."
• (Larry Gilliard Jr.) "Did you say trance? So we can make them do whatever we want?"
• (Betty Buckley) "No, no. We couldn't, but she could."
• (Larry Gilliard Jr.) "Amanda, you must make all the women love me and all the men give me their wallets."

Dylan Baker as Jonathan Bendel

• (Dylan Baker) "Every time I looked down at my shoes, Henri was sticking his tongue out at me. Why do you think he was doing that?"

• (Dylan Baker) "I like you, Lois. You're like a man. You think with your nuts."

• (Dylan Baker) "I don't know why I ever doubted you. I admire you. Just like my grandfather. Only, I don't hate you."

Patricia Clarkson as Lois McNally

• (Patricia Clarkson) "There's a very thin girl in your office."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "That's Chris. Lois, what is she doing in my office without me?"
• (Patricia Clarkson) "I don't know, but I offered her a sandwich."

• (Patricia Clarkson) "This is nutty -- hazelnutty"

• (Patricia Clarkson) "It's hot in here. I'm gonna open a window."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Yeah. NO. She'll get in."

Amanda Peet as Chris

• (Amanda Peet) "Tommy, what am I doing with someone like you?"
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Me?"
• (Amanda Peet) "Me. With my perfect hair."

• (Amanda Peet) "I have decided that you are a waste of my perfect wardrobe, with matching shoes."
• (Sean Patrick Flanery) "Nobody's that perfect."
• (Amanda Peet) "Oh, oh, I am."

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