Foul Play (1978 film) Quotes

Foul Play (1978 film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Foul Play completed its run in 1970.

It features Edward K. Milkis as producer, Charles Fox (composer) in charge of musical score, and David M. Walsh as head of cinematography.

Foul Play (1978 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Foul Play (1978 film) is 116 minutes long. Foul Play (1978 film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Chevy Chase as Tony Carlson, Goldie Hawn as Gloria Mundy, Dudley Moore as Stanley Tibbits, Marilyn Sokol as Stella, Bruce Solomon as Bob Scott, Burgess Meredith as Mr. Hennessey, Rachel Roberts as Delia Darrow, and Brian Dennehy as Fergie.

Foul Play (1978 film) Quotes

Marilyn Sokol as Stella

• (Marilyn Sokol) "Nobody's gonna mess with Stella unless Stella wants to be messed."

• (Marilyn Sokol) "Gloria, sweetheart, we live in a violent society. Weirdos all around. Get them before they get you."

• (Marilyn Sokol) "Suppose that guy attacked you instead of pulling that weird stunt in the theater, huh? What would you have done?"
• (Goldie Hawn) "I would have hit him with my umbrella."
• (Marilyn Sokol) "Talk about ancient. Really, honey, you've got to drag yourself into the Seventies. You've got to get some merchandise."

• (Marilyn Sokol) "Take these. Without them, you are a walking light-bulb -- waiting to be screwed."

Goldie Hawn as Gloria Mundy

• (Goldie Hawn) "Do you have any binoculars?"
• (Dudley Moore) "What's that? Binoculars. Are you into that, too? Me, as well. I read about it in Penthouse. Just a second."

• (Goldie Hawn) "Take me home."
• (Dudley Moore) "What?"
• (Goldie Hawn) "Take me home, please."
• (Dudley Moore) "Uh, sure. Um -- my place or-or, yours?"
• (Goldie Hawn) "Which is closer?"

Chevy Chase as Tony Carlson

• (Chevy Chase) "Gloria, just sit back and enjoy the fire. I'm pouring you a nice, warm, albino martini. Here you go, drink this, then it's off to bed."
• (Goldie Hawn) "You should have been a doctor."
• (Chevy Chase) "Okay, we'll play whatever you like."

• (Chevy Chase) "Want a joint? You know what they say, cops have the best dope."

• (Chevy Chase) "What do you say to a bottle of wine and a couple of steaks?"
• (Goldie Hawn) "Well, you could start by saying, "Hello"."

• (Chevy Chase) "I play Detective. You play Lady In Distress."
• (Goldie Hawn) "Hey, wait a minute. It's my ass they're after."
• (Chevy Chase) "I'm sorry. You're right. That was a stupid, glib, chauvinist remark and I apologize. It is your ass they're after, and it's my job to see to it that -- I get there first."

• (Chevy Chase) "I think we got off on the wrong foot."
• (Goldie Hawn) "Yes, and it seems to be in your mouth."
• (Chevy Chase) "OK, I deserve that. Listen, it's Gloria, right? You're a really nice girl and I'm a nice guy, and you're very pretty with or without cleavage, and what do you say -- would you like to take a shower?"
• (Goldie Hawn) "I don't pick up strange men."
• (Chevy Chase) "Well, that's your problem."
• (Goldie Hawn) "So why don't you try it?"

Bruce Solomon as Bob Scott

• (Bruce Solomon) "Beware of the dwarf."
• (Goldie Hawn) "Gee Scotty, I don't think there is a dwarf in this movie."

Dudley Moore as Stanley Tibbits

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Rachel Roberts as Delia Darrow

• (Rachel Roberts) "Whitey Jackson? Is he the football player that wears the pantyhose on TV?"

Burgess Meredith as Mr. Hennessey

• (Burgess Meredith) "She was one tough old mama."

• (Burgess Meredith) "Like that man told you in the movies last night, beware of the midgets. They're taking over the world."

Brian Dennehy as Fergie

• (Brian Dennehy) "Oh, ho, I'll tell ya, I've been on some dumb calls in my time, but this one tops 'em all. Where did you meet this ding dong anyway? Hey, what's all that stuff about having her for lunch down at the station house tomorrow? You're not even supposed to be riding around with me."
• (Chevy Chase) "It's fate, Fergie. It's kismet."
• (Brian Dennehy) "Kismet, my ass. Listen, this girl is weird, Tony --"
• (Chevy Chase) "Yeah, yeah, yeah, but she's got the prettiest green eyes I've ever seen."
• (Brian Dennehy) "Hey, they're blue. And behind those blue eyes is a fruitcake with a homicidal umbrella."
• (Chevy Chase) "Wait a minute."
• (Brian Dennehy) "What?"
• (Chevy Chase) "You're the one with the prettiest green eyes I've ever seen."
• (Brian Dennehy) "You cut that out. I hate it when you do that. Don't do that anymore, all right?"
• (Chevy Chase) "Let's go, beautiful."

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