Rush Hour 2 Quotes

Rush Hour 2 is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Rush Hour 2 completed its run in 1970.

It features Roger Birnbaum as producer, Lalo Schifrin in charge of musical score, and Matthew F. Leonetti as head of cinematography.

Rush Hour 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Rush Hour 2 is 90 minutes long. Rush Hour 2 is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Chris Tucker as James Carter, Jackie Chan as Lee, Don Cheadle as Kenny, John Lone as Ricky Tan, Harris Yulin as Old Lady on Stairs in Bamboo-Climbing Fight, Alan King as Steven Reign, Roselyn Sánchez as Isabella, Zhang Ziyi as Hu Li, Kenneth Tsang as Captain Chin, and Harris Yulin as Agent Sterling.

Rush Hour 2 Quotes

Chris Tucker as James Carter

• (Chris Tucker) "Kick the door, Jackie."
• (Jackie Chan) "Okay, Chris Tucker."

• (Chris Tucker) "There's two billion Chinese people here, let one of them be your partner."

• (Chris Tucker) "What did I just say?"
• (Jackie Chan) "You just ask everybody to pick up their Samurai swords and shave your butt."

• (Chris Tucker) "This is my informer's place. They got some good ribs here too."

• (Chris Tucker) "All right, listen up. All the Triads and the ugly women on this side, and all the fine women on this side, right now."

• (Chris Tucker) "Lord Jesus, I don't wanna die."

• (Chris Tucker) "Hey. Slow down Chin. Hell is wrong witchu?"

• (Chris Tucker) "Why didn't you tell me you had a bomb in your mouth?"
• (Jackie Chan) "I did."
• (Chris Tucker) "No you did not."
• (Jackie Chan) "I said "mmm.""
• (Chris Tucker) "What the hell is "mmm. mmm.""
• (Jackie Chan) "mmm, mmm. Bomb."

• (Chris Tucker) "I heard that. I heard that. Don't be talkin' 'bout me, man."

• (Chris Tucker) "When the shootin' started, he was way too cool. And normally when there's shootin' white people aren't that cool, man. They either run around in circles, or screaming out 'Aaaaagh.'"

• (Chris Tucker) "I'm tall, dark and handsome, and you're third world ugly."

• (Chris Tucker) "Hello? I'm filming man. Call me back at 7 -- I'm filming, I'm looking at Jackie Chan dead in his eye. Call me back."
• (Jackie Chan) "We're on a -- We're --"
• (Chris Tucker) "Call me back."
• (Jackie Chan) "Are you a professional? We are filming and you turn on your phone?"
• (Chris Tucker) "No, you can't speak to Jackie Chan."
• (Chris Tucker) "No. They want to speak to you, Jackie."
• (Jackie Chan) "Hello?"
• (Chris Tucker) "I'm sorry about this."
• (Jackie Chan) "We're -- We're filming right now."
• (Jackie Chan) "You're sorry? You wasted all our film."
• (Chris Tucker) "Call me back later, 7 o'clock."

• (Chris Tucker) "I don't like my chickens alive, I like 'em dead and deep fried. You ever heard of Popeye's?"

• (Chris Tucker) "Gotta be somethin' you want?"
• (Jackie Chan) "I've always wanted to go to Square Mad; - --"
• (Jackie Chan) "I always want to go to square -- I"
• (Jackie Chan) "Shhhh."
• (Jackie Chan) "I've always dreamed to Square Marden --"
• (Jackie Chan) "I always wanted to go to Square 3,2 --"
• (Jackie Chan) "Now I'm gone. Now I'm nervous. Every garden I'm nervous. Madison Square Garden."
• (Jackie Chan) "I always want to go to Square --"

• (Chris Tucker) "No, I'm Lee's new muscle. And don't let this robe fool you, this is the only color they had left."

• (Chris Tucker) "I can't believe I flew 10,000 miles for this s***."

• (Chris Tucker) "Gefilte fish."

• (Chris Tucker) "I have a dream. That white people, and black people -- and even Chinese people, can gamble together without getting different chips."
• (Chris Tucker) "Whoa, whoa, whoa -- in the spirit of brotherhood -- let's just play craps man."

• (Chris Tucker) "Oh Hell No."

• (Chris Tucker) "Hey Ricky, how you doing? Lee, I see you've got everything under control, man, I'm gonna go downstairs and --"
• (Chris Tucker) "God damn. What happened to Reign?"

• (Chris Tucker) "Lee, what happened?"
• (Jackie Chan) "You left me."
• (Chris Tucker) "No, I didn't. I was waitin' up there for you."

• (Chris Tucker) "Who put their hand on my butt? Do it again."

• (Chris Tucker) "I saw that. You played it smooth too, walkin' away like that."
• (Jackie Chan) "Yeah, I'm a player."

• (Chris Tucker) "Don't be messing with me, Lee. I will slap you so hard you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty. I mean it man, I'll bitch slap you back to Bangkok."

• (Chris Tucker) "Just tell me how the Triads gonna kill us."
• (Jackie Chan) "They will torture us for three days."
• (Chris Tucker) "Okay, I can handle that."
• (Jackie Chan) "Then they will cut off our eggrolls."
• (Chris Tucker) "Cut off our eggrolls? Hell no. Lets get the hell outta here. C'mon man, don't give up."

• (Chris Tucker) "Damn. He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3."

• (Chris Tucker) "All I did was invite them to have a drink."
• (Jackie Chan) "You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat."
• (Chris Tucker) "Which word was 'goat'?"

• (Chris Tucker) "Damn. Good kick, Lee."
• (Jackie Chan) "It was an accident."
• (Chris Tucker) "That's okay. We'll just say he tried to catch a cab."

• (Chris Tucker) "I'm gonna give you an L.A.P.D ass-whuppin'."

• (Chris Tucker) "How come you ain't got no black people performing in this casino? We ain't good enough for you?"
• (Pit Boss) "We got Lionel Ritchie."
• (Chris Tucker) "Lionel Ritchie ain't been black since the commodores."

• (Chris Tucker) "Kick the door."
• (Jackie Chan) "No, no, no, no, no."
• (Chris Tucker) "Damn you look fine."
• (Jackie Chan) "Carter."

• (Chris Tucker) "Drop the blade and let the bird go."

• (Chris Tucker) "Hey Lee. What are you doing?"
• (Jackie Chan) "-- Dancing"
• (Chris Tucker) "Dancing. Man, im up here working, putting my life on the line, and you up here messing around, dancing with some Bimbo -- Does she have a friend?"

• (Chris Tucker) "Where are you going?"
• (Jackie Chan) "Bathroom."
• (Chris Tucker) "Well, hurry up. Cause we're going to party. Party."

• (Chris Tucker) "Whoa, man. I ain't going in there."
• (Jackie Chan) "Come on."
• (Chris Tucker) "There's rats in there."
• (Jackie Chan) "There's no rats."
• (Chris Tucker) "Look at that rat."

• (Chris Tucker) "Now why did you say it was a bomb."
• (Jackie Chan) "No you said that."
• (Chris Tucker) "No you said it."
• (Jackie Chan) "You said that in the hotel room."
• (Chris Tucker) "I said 'she was the bomb'."
• (Jackie Chan) "She was the bomb?"

• (Chris Tucker) "I'm gonna pretend you a man. A very beautiful man with a great body that I'd like to take to the movies."

• (Chris Tucker) "Throw it Lee."
• (Jackie Chan) "Where?"
• (Chris Tucker) "Lee Throw it."
• (Jackie Chan) "Where?"
• (Chris Tucker) "Throw the bomb over the edge. Throw it, throw it. Throw it over the edge."
• (Jackie Chan) "No, there's people down there."
• (Chris Tucker) "Lee throw it."
• (Jackie Chan) "Carter."
• (Chris Tucker) "Lee."
• (Jackie Chan) "Carter."
• (Chris Tucker) "-- Lee."
• (Jackie Chan) "Carter."

• (Chris Tucker) "Don't stop till you get enough."
• (Jackie Chan) "Carter?"
• (Chris Tucker) "Cha-mon."
• (Jackie Chan) "Carter."
• (Chris Tucker) "Cha-mon, Lee."
• (Chris Tucker) "I'll be right back. I'll be right back."

• (Chris Tucker) "Did you see that?"
• (Jackie Chan) "He likes you."
• (Chris Tucker) "I ain't shopping with you no more."

• (Chris Tucker) "No wonder you mad."

• (Chris Tucker) "Out of the way. LAPD."

• (Chris Tucker) "Sorry, man."
• (Jackie Chan) "Carter."
• (Chris Tucker) "All y'all look alike."

• (Chris Tucker) "What in the hell is going on up in here? Am I the only one listening to this? The man destroyin' a classic. BOO."

• (Massage Parlor Hostess) "Follow her to the Quiet Room."
• (Chris Tucker) "Ain't gonna be no quiet room no more."

• (Chris Tucker) "Couldn't help noticin' how she was staring at a brother."
• (Jackie Chan) "She never even look at you."
• (Chris Tucker) "You just jealous, Lee, 'cause women like me. I'm tall, dark and hansome and you third world ugly."
• (Jackie Chan) "I am not third world ugly, women think I'm cute. Like Snoopy."
• (Chris Tucker) "Lee, Snoopy is 6 inches taller than you."

• (Chris Tucker) "Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's new theory of criminal investigation: follow the rich white man."
• (Jackie Chan) "Follow the rich white man?"
• (Chris Tucker) "Behind every big crime there's a rich white man waiting for his cut."

• (Massage Parlor Hostess) "You ever have massage by Chinese girl before?"
• (Chris Tucker) "No, but I heard it was the bomb."

• (Chris Tucker) "Use them tiger teeth."

• (Chris Tucker) "Aw hell no."

Jackie Chan as Lee

• (Jackie Chan) "Just follow my lead. Act like a tourist."
• (Chris Tucker) "I am a tourist, fool."

• (Jackie Chan) "I'm not third world ugly, women like me. They think I'm cute, like -- Snoopy."
• (Chris Tucker) "Lee, Snoopy is six inches taller than you."

• (Jackie Chan) "You still have it?"
• (Don Cheadle) "'Still got my lunch money from the third grade."

• (Jackie Chan) "I'm sorry."
• (Chris Tucker) "You sorry? I got somebodies old chopsticks stuck up my ass and all you gotta say to me is you sorry?"

• (Jackie Chan) "I always dreamed of going to Madison Square Gardens, see the Knicks play."
• (Chris Tucker) "New York City?"
• (Jackie Chan) "First class."
• (Chris Tucker) "The Plaza hotel."
• (Jackie Chan) "Maybe some mu shu."
• (Chris Tucker) "I could use another vacation."

• (Jackie Chan) "You will never understand me."
• (Chris Tucker) "You right, because I didn't even understand what you said to me right then."

• (Jackie Chan) "If you reach for that gun, I'll kill you."
• (John Lone) "Aren't you forgetting? I'm already dead."

• (Jackie Chan) "Carter, you don't understand."
• (Chris Tucker) "Oh I understand, man. I got knocked off a building, I got beat on, I got stripped butt-naked and you held out on me. I'm outta here."

• (Jackie Chan) "These men are Triads. The most deadly gang in China."
• (Chris Tucker) "You think they scare me? I'm from Los Angeles, man. We invented gangs."

• (Jackie Chan) "I will bitch-slap you back to Africa."

• (Jackie Chan) "You owe me a copy of the Beach Boy's greatest hits."
• (Chris Tucker) "Don't you go having gettin' an attitude with me Lee. I been here three days and ain't done nothin' but work your cases. The only reason why I'm here in Hong Kong is 'cause you said you was gonna show me a good time. I'm on vacation, man. and I want some mu shu."
• (Jackie Chan) "Mushu, you hungry?"
• (Chris Tucker) "No, not mushu? MU shu. I want to see some women man. Now, stop playing dumb and take me to the SHU."

• (Jackie Chan) "That's my CD. Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD."

• (Jackie Chan) "Let me tell you something about Asians, we never panic."
• (Chris Tucker) "Oh yeah, when Godzilla be coming, y'all be trippin': "Giaca. Giaca.""

• (Jackie Chan) "I'll meet you at the bar in ten minutes. They don't like tourists in here, so try to blend in."
• (Chris Tucker) "Blend in? I'm two feet taller than everyone in here."

• (Jackie Chan) "Stop, I'm sick of your bulls***."
• (Chris Tucker) "And I'm sick of you. I'm not the one running up in Karaoke bars full of gangsters. And I'm not the one running up in massage parlors looking for crime lords."

• (Jackie Chan) "Where did you learn that?"
• (Don Cheadle) "Master Ching."
• (Jackie Chan) "Master Ching of Hong Kong?"
• (Don Cheadle) "No, Freddy Ching on Crenshaw."
• (Jackie Chan) "They're brothers."

• (Jackie Chan) "That's Ricky Tan."
• (Chris Tucker) "That's Ricky Tan? Man, that's a midget in a bathrobe."

• (Jackie Chan) "All he wanted was some Mushu."

John Lone as Ricky Tan

• (John Lone) "You Americans are so funny."
• (Chris Tucker) "And you Asians don't hear too well."

• (John Lone) "Would you like me to tell you how your father died?"
• (Chris Tucker) "Hey, hey. Wait one second, Lee. It ain't worth it, man. He's trying to trick you. Don't go too far, man."
• (John Lone) "He never begged for his life. Or tried to make a deal."
• (Chris Tucker) "Put the gun down."
• (John Lone) "All he asked me -- just seconds before I pulled the trigger -- was that I promise not to kill you. Oh, he was so pathetic."
• (Chris Tucker) "Oh hell no, he done went too far now, Lee. Shoot his ass right now, Lee. Shoot his ass."
• (John Lone) "What are you doing to do, Lee?"
• (Chris Tucker) "All you gotta do is pull that trigger back and BAM."
• (John Lone) "Are you going to spend the rest of your life hiding like your father?"
• (Chris Tucker) "Man, don't let him talk about your daddy like that. Shoot him, Lee."
• (John Lone) "Can't do it, can you?"
• (Chris Tucker) "Yes, hell you can Lee. Ain't nobody up here but us, man."
• (John Lone) "Just as I thought."
• (Chris Tucker) "Go off on him, man, he's trying to punk you. Shoot him."
• (John Lone) "Go on."
• (Chris Tucker) "If you ain't gonna shoot him, kung fu his ass or something."

• (John Lone) "I enjoyed that little story you told about the dragon and the treasure. My mother used to tell it to me all the time. Do you know the moral of that story?"
• (Alan King) "Greed will imprison us all."
• (John Lone) "I hate that fortune cookie s***."

Don Cheadle as Kenny

• (Don Cheadle) "Why are you hangin' out with 7-11?"
• (Jackie Chan) "7-11?"
• (Don Cheadle) "Because his mouth never closes."
• (Chris Tucker) "Hey I heard that."

Kenneth Tsang as Captain Chin

• (Kenneth Tsang) "Escort Detective Carter to the airport."
• (Jackie Chan) "No, I'll take him."
• (Chris Tucker) "Get your hands off."

Zhang Ziyi as Hu Li

• (Zhang Ziyi) "I think someone better call the police."

Roselyn Sánchez as Isabella

• (Roselyn Sánchez) "I need your help."
• (Jackie Chan) "Last time you needed my help, I woke up in a truck."

Harris Yulin as Agent Sterling

• (Harris Yulin) "Move aside, Kobe."

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