Face/Off Quotes

Face/Off is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Face/Off stopped airing in 1970.

It features John Powell (film composer) in charge of musical score, and Oliver Wood (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Face/Off is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Face/Off is 139 minutes long. Face/Off is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Nicolas Cage as Castor Troy, Nick Cassavetes as Dietrich, John Travolta as Sean Archer, Colm Feore as Dr. Malcolm Walsh, Alessandro Nivola as Pollux Troy, Gina Gershon as Sasha Hassler, James Denton as Buzz, Margaret Cho as Wanda, Matt Ross as Loomis, Dominique Swain as Jamie Archer, John Carroll Lynch as Walton, Myles Jeffrey as Fitch, Danny Masterson as Karl, Thomas Jane as Burke Hicks, Robert Wisdom as Tito Biondi, and David McCurley as Adam Hassler.

Face/Off Quotes

Nicolas Cage as Castor Troy

• (Nicolas Cage) "Say you're sorry."
• (Danny Masterson) "I'm Sorry."
• (Nicolas Cage) "I didn't hear it."
• (Danny Masterson) "I'm Sorry."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Mean it."
• (Danny Masterson) "I'm So Sorry."

• (Nicolas Cage) "The plot thickens."
• (Dominique Swain) "Carl, I'll have to call you back."
• (Dominique Swain) "You're not respecting my boundaries."
• (Nicolas Cage) "I'm coming in, Janie."
• (Dominique Swain) "Janie?"
• (Nicolas Cage) "I don't think you heard me, JAMIE. You got something I crave."
• (Dominique Swain) "Danielle left those here."
• (Nicolas Cage) "I won't tell mom if you don't."
• (Dominique Swain) "When did you start smoking?"
• (Nicolas Cage) "You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Papa's got a brand new bag. OW."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Lies, deceit, mixed messages -- this is turning into a real marriage."

• (Nicolas Cage) "It's a capital crime to try to kill the next big boss of the FBl, yes?"
• (John Travolta) "Yes -- the penalty --"
• (Nicolas Cage) "What?"
• (John Travolta) "-- The penalty is death."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Y'know, I could eat a peach for hours."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Wow. We have something in common. We both know our guns."
• (John Travolta) "What we don't have in common, is that I don't care if I live, and you do."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Sean, that hurts. You're not having any fun, are you, Sean? Why don't you join us? Try Terrorism-for-hire, we can blow s*** up, it's more FUN."
• (John Travolta) "Shut the f*** up."
• (Nicolas Cage) "You watch your f***IN' MOUTH. I'm about to unleash the biblical plague "Hell-A" deserves. But I'll give this s***HOLE a break if my brother and I walk."
• (John Travolta) "Bulls***."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Oh, no? Oh, you think I'm bluffing, oh yeah. Maybe I am. But then maybe I'm NOT. Besides, what are you gonna do with me locked up? You'll drive your wife and kid crazy. Oh by the way, how is your daughter, Janie? Your darling peach, is she ripe yet --"
• (Nicolas Cage) "Please don't shoot me, man. I'm scared, Sean."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Well, I think you better pull the trigger, because I don't give a f***."
• (Nicolas Cage) "I'm ready, Ready for the big ride, BABY."

• (Nicolas Cage) "I AM Castor Troy."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Clod. No daughter of mine would shoot so wide."
• (Nicolas Cage) "DAD. Put the gun down. Put it down. Dad, put it down."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Now we're going to find out what's in Papa's bag, Peaches."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Say good-bye to Papa."

• (Nicolas Cage) "If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Everybody, I want to thank you for enduring all these years that I was an insufferable bore."
• (Margaret Cho) "Sir, did you just have a surgical procedure?"
• (Nicolas Cage) "What do you mean?"
• (Margaret Cho) "Well, was the stick successfully removed from your ass?"

• (Nicolas Cage) "You are right, Sean. I misbehaved. I have to be punished. But remember -- Every time when you look in the mirror, you'll see my face."

• (Nicolas Cage) "I was thinking the other day, I remember I once took a date out for surf and turf, not knowing she was a vegetarian, so she ate bread and broke her tooth on a rice seed, we drove around all night, looking for an all night dentist, and he was so drunk he fixed the wrong tooth, when I finally brought her home, even though it must've hurt like hell, you kissed me"

• (Nicolas Cage) "If I were to send you flowers where would I -- no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?"

• (Nicolas Cage) "Lars? It's me. Believe it. Someone took my -- some f***ing --"
• (Nicolas Cage) "But it's cool. We're gonna deal with it."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Oh yes, we're gonna deal with it --"

• (Nicolas Cage) "Interception. Now our side's got the ball. Sorry."

• (Nicolas Cage) "You're not the only one in the family with the brains."
• (Alessandro Nivola) "No, although now I am the only one with the looks."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Touché."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Isn't this religious, ah yes. The eternal battle between good and evil, saint and sinners -- but you're still not having any FUN."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Wheee. What a predicament."

• (Nicolas Cage) "You watch your f***in mouth."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Sasha, what the f*** -- are you doing here?"

• (Nicolas Cage) "I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you leave."

• (Nicolas Cage) "I never really enjoyed the Messiah, in fact, I think it's f***ing boring. But your voice makes even hack like Handel seem like a genius."

• (Nicolas Cage) "What I'm trying to tell you brother, Pollux once we get the full protection and resources of the government to get rid of our rivals right? then we'll set, and maybe just maybe I'll get my freaking face back, then I'll just have one jag off to take care"
• (Nicolas Cage) "Maybe two, happy hunting I'll catch you later."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Brother, we're going straight"
• (Alessandro Nivola) "My goodness did you exchange brains as well?"
• (Nicolas Cage) "First thing I need you to confess to is the location of the bomb"
• (Alessandro Nivola) "What about our ten million dollars?"
• (Nicolas Cage) "What about when I become an American hero for defusing the bomb? What's that worth? Know that, thank you, next question"

• (Nicolas Cage) "When all else fails; fresh tactics."

• (Nicolas Cage) "Sean Archer here, who's calling?"
• (John Travolta) "Well if you're Sean Archer, I guess I'm Castor Troy."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Ah, yes."

• (Dr. Eve Archer) "Well, Sean, I knew it only a matter of time before you forgot where we lived."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Come on, gimme a break, every house on this block looks the same."

• (Nicolas Cage) "I don't know what I hate wearing worse: your face or your body. I mean I enjoy boning your wife, but let's face it, we both like it better the other way, yes? So why don't we trade back."
• (John Travolta) "You can't give back what you've taken from me."
• (Nicolas Cage) "OK, then -- plan B, why don't we just kill each other?"

Gina Gershon as Sasha Hassler

• (Gina Gershon) "Take care of our boy, love him so much, and don't let him grow up to be like us promise?"
• (John Travolta) "Yeah"

• (Gina Gershon) "What's the next move?"
• (John Travolta) "This isn't your fight"
• (Gina Gershon) "He killed my brother, I'm not going to let him kill you too"
• (John Travolta) "No matter what happens I promise Sean Archer's off your back for good"

John Travolta as Sean Archer

• (John Travolta) "This is between us. Leave them out of it."
• (Nicolas Cage) "No. You should have left them out of it. Your son was an accident. I wanted to kill you. But, you took it too personally. Why couldn't you just kill yourself or let it go?"
• (John Travolta) "No father could."
• (Nicolas Cage) "No brother could either."
• (Gina Gershon) "Neither could a sister."

• (John Travolta) "I've said and done some things that made your life hard, I know"
• (Gina Gershon) "How would you? when you left you never looked back"
• (John Travolta) "I just know,"
• (John Travolta) "Sasha I'm not the same person you remember and for what it's worth I'm sorry,"
• (John Travolta) "nice looking clothes"
• (Gina Gershon) "Yeah, of course their yours"
• (John Travolta) "nice looking kid too"
• (Gina Gershon) "Yeah, of course, his yours too"

• (John Travolta) "The last time I saw you was in this room, we had a fight when I said I had to go away again I spent the night in Mike's old bed, the assignment was to enter a federal prison as Castor Troy, just f***ing insane, a special ops surgeon gave me Caster's face and somehow Castor came out of his coma and killed everybody who knew about the mission not before transforming into me,"
• (John Travolta) "I know you don't believe a word I'm saying, well here's proof doctor your husband, me, my Sean's blood type O-negative Castor's AB"

• (John Travolta) "Any word from the LAPD intelligence? If there IS such a thing?"
• (Matt Ross) "Not yet, sir."
• (John Travolta) "Of course not, because we're a covert anti-terrorist team that is so secret, that when we snap our fingers NOTHING HAPPENS."

• (John Travolta) "When we put this thing to bed, you can brand the fourth amendment on my butt."

• (John Travolta) "Die. Please God die."

• (John Travolta) "Eve, listen to me. The man you think is your husband isn't."
• (Dr. Eve Archer) "Who is this?"
• (John Travolta) "Listen. Take Jamie. Go to your mother's. Don't tell him where you're going, just go."
• (Dr. Eve Archer) "Whoever you are, don't call again."

Myles Jeffrey as Fitch

• (Myles Jeffrey) "So, once we kidnap "supercop", then what?"
• (John Travolta) "Tiny -- surgery."
• (John Travolta) "l'd like to take his -- his face -- off. Yes. Now, if you'll excuse me, l have to use the little boy's wee-wee room."
• (Nick Cassavetes) "Cas --"
• (Nick Cassavetes) "You wanna take his -- face --"
• (John Travolta) "Yes. His face -- off. Eyes --"
• (John Travolta) "-- nose. Skin. lt's coming off."
• (Nick Cassavetes) "The face -- off."

Nick Cassavetes as Dietrich

• (Nick Cassavetes) "God damn. My place is getting f***ED up."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Ha HA HA HA HA Ha."

• (Nick Cassavetes) "You look like you just f***ed your mother."

Dominique Swain as Jamie Archer

• (Dominique Swain) "Please tell me what planet I'm on."

• (Dominique Swain) "HOLD IT."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Good girl, Jamie. SHOOT HIM."
• (John Travolta) "Honey, don't listen to him. He's not your father."
• (John Travolta) "Hear my voice. I'M YOUR FATHER."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Use your eyes, Jamie and shoot him."
• (John Travolta) "Don't shoot. Just don't --"
• (Nicolas Cage) "This scumbag, this SCUMBAG shot your BROTHER Jamie. SHOOT HIM."

Thomas Jane as Burke Hicks

• (Thomas Jane) "Don't you remember the little people?"

James Denton as Buzz

• (James Denton) "Listen, sir -- we just want you to know --"
• (Margaret Cho) "We're all really sorry about Tito."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Yeah, well, s*** happens."

Alessandro Nivola as Pollux Troy

• (Alessandro Nivola) "Seeing that face on you makes me afraid my tiramisu might come back up."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Well, think about me. This nose. This hair. This ridiculous chin."

• (Alessandro Nivola) "Not feeling very coordinated lately, are you?"
• (John Travolta) "Listen, bro. I am soooo fried. If the psychos find out I'm this wacky we're both dead meat."
• (Alessandro Nivola) "Shock treatment? What's the matter, did they operate?"
• (John Travolta) "I was in a COMA. Jesus, you're still so frickin' paranoid. Aren't they giving you your medication in here?"
• (Alessandro Nivola) "What was my medication?"
• (John Travolta) "Pollux, I hand-fed you those pills for years. Vivex. I haven't forgotten that."
• (John Travolta) "It's just everything else. My reflexes, my synapses, it's all like a --"
• (John Travolta) "tab of bad Quantrax."
• (John Travolta) "I don't even know why that f***ing Yeti jumped me the other day."
• (Alessandro Nivola) "Dubov? You had a sex sandwich with his wife and his sister the night he was sent here."
• (John Travolta) "Well, that explains why he was so upset. We're gonna blow up L.A., bro. Ain't that cool?"
• (Alessandro Nivola) "Sure, rub my nose in it, why don't you. Ten million dollar design and those Militia nut jobs get to keep their cash."
• (John Travolta) "It's so f***ing unfair. That bomb you built does deserve an audience. I mean, it's a work of art, it belongs in the Louvre."
• (Alessandro Nivola) "Yes, it does. Oh well, I guess the L.A. Convention Center will just have to do."
• (John Travolta) "Thank you."
• (Alessandro Nivola) "For what?"
• (John Travolta) "Oh, bro. You are so f***in' pathetic."

Margaret Cho as Wanda

• (Margaret Cho) "You turned your beeper off."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Yes, well -- my son's birthday."
• (Margaret Cho) "Well, here's some poetic justice, sir -- Castor Troy's dead."
• (James Denton) "He got killed trying to escape from Erewhon."
• (Nicolas Cage) "Where's his body? I want to see his body."
• (Margaret Cho) "It hasn't been recovered yet."
• (Nicolas Cage) "IT HASN'T BEEN RECOVERED YET ? Get the LAPD on this."
• (Margaret Cho) "Even if he is alive, Castor isn't stupid enough to come back to the city."
• (Nicolas Cage) "You must -- you must trust me. He's already here."

Matt Ross as Loomis

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Robert Wisdom as Tito Biondi

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Colm Feore as Dr. Malcolm Walsh

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John Carroll Lynch as Walton

• (John Carroll Lynch) "You are now the property of Erewhon Prison. A citizen of nowhere. The Geneva Convention is void here; Amnesty International doesn't know we exist. When I say your ass belongs to me, I mean exactly that."

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