Mr. Nanny Quotes

Mr. Nanny is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Mr. Nanny stopped airing in 1970.

It features Robert Engelman as producer, David Johansen in charge of musical score, and Peter Stein (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Mr. Nanny is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Mr. Nanny is 84 minutes long. Mr. Nanny is distributed by New Line Cinema (US).

The cast includes: Hulk Hogan as Sean Armstrong, Mother Love as Corinne, Sherman Hemsley as Burt Wilson, Madeline Zima as Kate Mason, David Johansen as Thanatos, and Raymond O'Connor as Frank Olsen.

Mr. Nanny Quotes

Hulk Hogan as Sean Armstrong

• (Unnamed) "Where do you think you're going?"
• (Hulk Hogan) "I'm looking for Mr. Mason."
• (Unnamed) "Is that so? Get off the bike."
• (Hulk Hogan) "What for?"
• (Unnamed) "Just do it, butthead."
• (Hulk Hogan) "Forget it."
• (Unnamed) "Are you deaf or just plain stupid?"
• (Hulk Hogan) "No, I've just got a real low tolerance for gorillas in rent-a-cop suits."
• (Unnamed) "Gorillas, huh?"
• (Hulk Hogan) "Shouldn't have done that."

• (Hulk Hogan) "What're you doing?"
• (Mother Love) "This place is like the roach motel, the nannies check in --"
• (Hulk Hogan) "- But they don't check out. Yeah -- that's not so many names."
• (Mother Love) "Kuh."
• (Hulk Hogan) "Oh -- I can handle myself."
• (Mother Love) "I hope your Blue Cross is paid up."

• (Hulk Hogan) "You survived."
• (Mother Love) "I'm tough, I raised my 4 kids by myself."

• (Hulk Hogan) "I hate kids."

• (Hulk Hogan) "Nice shot."
• (Mother Love) "What do you mean nice? I was aiming for your wrist, what are you doing in my kitchen?"
• (Hulk Hogan) "I'm Sean Armstrong, the bodyguard."
• (Mother Love) "Mr. Nanny."

• (Hulk Hogan) "If you're getting ready for a fight, you just need attitude, not muscles."
• (Unnamed) "That's easy for you to say when you're the size of a redwood."
• (Hulk Hogan) "I was a big kid, I still got whooped every day. My old man never taught me to take care of myself, he never taught me nothing."
• (Unnamed) "So how'd you get them to stop beating on you?"
• (Hulk Hogan) "I graduated."
• (Unnamed) "Oh."
• (Hulk Hogan) "Then this little guy Burt taught me some attitude."

• (Hulk Hogan) "This is my old school, you mean to tell me you guys go to public school?"
• (Unnamed) "Ooooooohhh, he can read. Our dad did think it was a great place -- but when he finds out you used to go here --"
• (Unnamed) "Hey what're you doing? It's hard enough fitting in without everyone knowing we have a Rolls Royce."
• (Hulk Hogan) "What're you talking about?"
• (Madeline Zima) "Alex has no friends."
• (Hulk Hogan) "Like I'm so surprised."

• (Hulk Hogan) "So where's Mason's office?"

• (Unnamed) "Wow. Now all he needs is a pitchfork and a pointy tail."
• (Hulk Hogan) "That -- is -- it."
• (Hulk Hogan) "Whoa."
• (Unnamed) "See ya."

• (Hulk Hogan) "What'd you do that for?"
• (Mother Love) "For making a mess, Porky."
• (Hulk Hogan) "You could've asked me to clean it up."
• (Mother Love) "Sure but where's the fun in that?"

Raymond O'Connor as Frank Olsen

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Sherman Hemsley as Burt Wilson

• (Sherman Hemsley) "You know I'm going to need a partner here."
• (Hulk Hogan) "Thanks but you know I haven't had a vacation since -- since I met you."
• (Sherman Hemsley) "Vacation? Well you know if you need me I can get out of this monkey suit at any time."
• (Mother Love) "And how far do you think you're going to get on TWO broken legs?"

• (Sherman Hemsley) "Give me 20 bucks for the cabbie, quick."
• (Hulk Hogan) "Keep the change."
• (Unnamed) "Gee. A whole quarter."
• (Sherman Hemsley) "A quarter? Gimme that. This ain't Christmas."

• (Sherman Hemsley) "I can't believe I'm talking to the same Sean Armstrong that I traveled all over this great country with. A man of strength and courage, who defeated every vile, vulgar opponent he ever faced. And now, this fearless giant is cowering because of two little innocent children."

• (Sherman Hemsley) "Do me one last favor."
• (Hulk Hogan) "What's that?"
• (Sherman Hemsley) "Go by my house and turn off the gas in my oven."
• (Hulk Hogan) "Why can't you turn it off?"
• (Sherman Hemsley) "BECAUSE MY HEAD'S GONNA BE IN IT."

David Johansen as Thanatos

• (David Johansen) "I'll cut you down to size."

• (David Johansen) "Wolfgang, stupid. Very stupid. Now I'm getting a migraine."
• (Unnamed) "Do not worry, Herr Thanatos."

• (David Johansen) "The sides even this time?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, sir."
• (David Johansen) "Excellent."

• (David Johansen) "I ordered you to throw that match, cost me money, big money."
• (Sherman Hemsley) "Oh yeah? Bigger than your hair?"
• (Hulk Hogan) "We don't throw matches."
• (Sherman Hemsley) "Yeah, tell ya what, if you was soaked in some gasoline, we'd throw some matches, y'know the flaming kind, and with that fur-ball on top of your head, you'd make one hell of a torch."

• (David Johansen) "First you defy me? Then you mock my hair? You're dead."
• (Sherman Hemsley) "Look out."
• (Sherman Hemsley) "Get him."

Madeline Zima as Kate Mason

• (Madeline Zima) "I can't sleep."
• (Hulk Hogan) "Do what you did last night."
• (Madeline Zima) "I couldn't sleep then either."
• (Hulk Hogan) "You must've slept sometime."
• (Madeline Zima) "Yeah, before my mommy went to Heaven."
• (Hulk Hogan) "You know, my dad died when I was a kid, but I don't think he went to Heaven."
• (Madeline Zima) "You mean he went to --"
• (Madeline Zima) "Oh."

Mother Love as Corinne

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