Richie Rich (film) Quotes

Richie Rich (film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Richie Rich ended in 1970.

It features Joel Silver as producer, Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score, and Don Burgess (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Richie Rich (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Richie Rich (film) is 96 minutes long. Richie Rich (film) is distributed by Warner Bros. Family Entertainment.

The cast includes: Joel Robinson as Omar, Jonathan Hilario as Pee-Wee, Macaulay Culkin as Richie Rich, Jonathan Hyde as Herbert Cadbury, Mike McShane as Professor Keenbean, John Larroquette as Van Dough, Christine Ebersole as Regina Rich, Edward Herrmann as Richard Rich Sr., Mariangela Pino as Diane Pazinski, Justin Zaremby as Reginald, and Michael Maccarone as Tony.

Richie Rich (film) Quotes

Mike McShane as Professor Keenbean

• (Mike McShane) "Hey. Need a new bed pan? I know I do."

Christine Ebersole as Regina Rich

• (Christine Ebersole) "He's trying to kill us."
• (Edward Herrmann) "I know, dear."

• (Christine Ebersole) "Oh, my God, my nose. I look like Michael Jackson."

• (Christine Ebersole) "Oh, Richard, you're not seriously considering giving the queen the Smellmaster for her birthday?"
• (Edward Herrmann) "Why not, Regina? I think she'd get a kick out of it. Anything to take her mind off those children of hers."

Mariangela Pino as Diane Pazinski

• (Mariangela Pino) "Poor kid."
• (Unnamed) "Poor kid? What are you talking about? He's the richest kid in the world."
• (Mariangela Pino) "You don't have children, do you, Dave?"

• (Mariangela Pino) "Do I detect a rising fire sign, Herbert?"
• (Jonathan Hyde) "You, Diane,"
• (Jonathan Hyde) "are a Capricorn."
• (Mariangela Pino) "Hey, how did you know that?"

• (Mariangela Pino) "You got a first name?"
• (Jonathan Hyde) "Of course."
• (Mariangela Pino) "And?"
• (Jonathan Hyde) "Herbert."
• (Mariangela Pino) "Herb."
• (Jonathan Hyde) "No, it's HERBERT. I'm not a seasoning."

• (Mariangela Pino) "Are you a Sagittarius?"
• (Jonathan Hyde) "No, Madam."
• (Mariangela Pino) "Pisces."
• (Jonathan Hyde) "No, Madam."
• (Mariangela Pino) "Leo."
• (Jonathan Hyde) "No, I'm a Taurus."
• (Mariangela Pino) "I knew it. The bull --"
• (Jonathan Hyde) "Correct, Madam."

Macaulay Culkin as Richie Rich

• (Macaulay Culkin) "We simply cannot let our competition be nuttier than we are."

• (Unnamed) "Capital appreciation is all well and good, but not without a sound growth strategy."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I've only got one word to say to you: pork bellies."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "-- I'm wondering if you guys can come over this weekend and hang out with me. Like normal kids do."
• (Unnamed) "Normal kids? You're really acting weird, Richie. Anyway, no can do. I promised my dad I'd go with him for a hostile takeover in Tokyo."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Et tu, Ellsworth?"
• (Unnamed) "Trustees' meeting. Sorry."

• (Macaulay Culkin) "How come all we do is talk about money? Why don't we do something fun."
• (Unnamed) "Money is fun."

• (Macaulay Culkin) "I'm not sure if I can go through with this, Cadbury."
• (Jonathan Hyde) "Just remember these words, Master Richie; - "You have the power of your father inside you.""
• (Macaulay Culkin) "You mean, like, "Trust the force, Luke"?"
• (Jonathan Hyde) ""Pree-cisely, sir.""

• (Unnamed) "I like this "street" look on you, Richie. If I didn't know better, I'd swear you were almost normal."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Thanks, I think."
• (Unnamed) "No, seriously. I used to think you were just some spoiled rich kid. But now, you're not so bad."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Yeah, likewise."

• (Macaulay Culkin) "Come on. Let me hit."
• (Unnamed) "Forget it; you probably couldn't even hit a BEACH BALL."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "I could hit it off of YOU."
• (Unnamed) "All right; You think you're so hot? Put your money where your mouth is."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "You mean bet?"
• (Michael Maccarone) "Yeah. $5 says she could put you away for keeps."
• (Unnamed) "$5? How about $10?"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Okay; Seems a little steep, but $10 thousand it is."
• (Unnamed) "No, not $10 thousand. $10 dollars."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Oh, $10 dollars. Okay."
• (Jonathan Hyde) "Master Richie, I do think it unseemly in the extreme for you to take these; children's money."
• (Unnamed) "What are you doing, Mr. Fancy Pants? Asking the old guy for batting tips?"
• (Jonathan Hyde) "Take their backsides to the cleaners, Master Richie."

Jonathan Hyde as Herbert Cadbury

• (Unnamed) "Welcome to your worst nightmare."
• (Jonathan Hyde) "Ohhh --."
• (Jonathan Hyde) "Gin."
• (Unnamed) "Ahhwwwwh -- YUH. YUH. YUH. YUH. YUH. YUH. YUH."
• (Jonathan Hyde) "Ohhhh -- I'm sorrrrrrry --"

• (Jonathan Hyde) "Well -- I'm already wanted for attempted murder, escaping from jail, and blowing up an aircraft. Breaking and entering sounds right up my alley. Let's kick some butt, shall we?"
• (Mariangela Pino) "Let's."

• (Jonathan Hyde) "You can't play with THESE children. I must protest."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Cadbury, CHILL. I'll be fine."
• (Jonathan Hyde) "But they probably haven't even been VACCINATED."

• (Jonathan Hyde) "-- Sir, your Latin tutorial has been moved back an hour; that gives you time for a spot of polo. Then on to your tax-law seminar. Oh, and this coming weekend, big treat: You and your parents are flying to London to take tea with Her Majesty -- Is something amiss, sir?"
• (Macaulay Culkin) "First, my friends are too busy to hang out with me -- And now, I'M too busy to hang out with me."

• (Jonathan Hyde) "Thank heavens. My teeth wear starting to grow fur."
• (Jonathan Hyde) "Oh. Talk about extra-strength tartar control."

• (Jonathan Hyde) "Yeah, this is Nash. False alarm. Everything's slicker than the snot on a doorknob."
• (Jonathan Hyde) "I heard it in prison."
• (TV Guard) "Roger that."
• (TV Guard) "I think those Twinkies are starting to rot his brain."

• (Jonathan Hyde) "Excuse me, Master Richie. Sensing you were at a loose end, I've arranged for a little entertainment."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "I'm really not in the mood for the Vienna Boys' Choir today, Cadbury. Thanks anyhow."

• (Jonathan Hyde) "Good grief. Manure?"
• (Joel Robinson) "Hey, it's all we could find."
• (Jonathan Hyde) "Very well. Load."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "I'm in position. You guys almost ready?"
• (Jonathan Hyde) "Eminently."

• (Jonathan Hyde) "Remember this, you have the power of your father inside you."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "Sort of like "trust the force, Luke?""

• (Jonathan Hyde) "Excuse me, sir. It's a telephone call, from the President."
• (Edward Herrmann) "Which country?"
• (Jonathan Hyde) "This one, sir."
• (Edward Herrmann) "Probably needs another loan."

Edward Herrmann as Richard Rich Sr.

• (Edward Herrmann) "I'm gonna swing you into my mouth."
• (Christine Ebersole) "In you mouth?"
• (Edward Herrmann) "In my mouth."
• (Christine Ebersole) "In your mouth?"
• (Edward Herrmann) "It's large enough."

• (Edward Herrmann) "Darling. We have Glasses to help us SEE better, and hearing aids to help us HEAR better. Why shouldn't we have something to help us SMELL better?"
• (Christine Ebersole) "We do, dear. It's called Chanel."

• (Edward Herrmann) "Well, that's it, honey. We're out of Perrier, the caviar's gone, and there's no more melba toast. The only thing we've got left is a bottle of Dom."
• (Christine Ebersole) "And this little pack of Bubblicious. Richie's favorite. He's only twelve years old, Richard. He's just a boy --"
• (Christine Ebersole) "Oh, my God. We're saved."
• (Edward Herrmann) "What?"
• (Christine Ebersole) "My Louis. Darling, my suitcase."
• (Christine Ebersole) "My makeup case, my dresses, my Karl Lagerfeld, my Bill Blass --"
• (Edward Herrmann) "My tuxedo. Now we can throw a dinner party; Wait a minute. Here's something we CAN use."
• (Christine Ebersole) "Richard, don't you think this is an odd time to start shaving your legs?"
• (Edward Herrmann) "No, Regina. This is might be the very thing that saves us. The very thing. Yes."
• (Christine Ebersole) "Richard, darling, you've been too long at sea."

• (Edward Herrmann) "I must say, Regina, now our son really is the richest boy in the world."
• (Christine Ebersole) "He has friends."

• (Edward Herrmann) "Mount Richmore? I did say that we needed a family portrait, Regina. But this?"
• (Christine Ebersole) "Well, it was Rafaelle's idea. She's the artist. I didn't want to stifle her creativity."
• (Edward Herrmann) "Oh, honey. You know I'm all for the arts. But don't you think it's a tad pretentious to have our faces 100 feet high? Wait 'til Geraldo gets a hold of this."

Joel Robinson as Omar

• (Joel Robinson) "That's not a house, it's a whole 'hood."

• (Joel Robinson) "Hey man, you nervous or something?"
• (Michael Maccarone) "No. Whaddaya talkin' about."
• (Joel Robinson) "DID YOU FART?"
• (Michael Maccarone) "Nah."
• (Joel Robinson) "Man, you cut the cheese."
• (Michael Maccarone) "Whoever smelt it dealt it."
• (Joel Robinson) "Well, whoever denied it supplied it."

Jonathan Hilario as Pee-Wee

• (Jonathan Hilario) "I just ate."
• (Michael Maccarone) "You always "just ate.""

• (Jonathan Hilario) "This place probably's got its own zip code."

• (Jonathan Hilario) "Hey, man, just checking out your crib here."
• (Macaulay Culkin) "My crib?"
• (Jonathan Hyde) "I believe that's street slang for home, sir, an idiom."
• (Joel Robinson) "Who you callin' an idiom?"

Justin Zaremby as Reginald

• (Justin Zaremby) "This is a cappuccino. I asked for a DECAF CAFFE LATTE, you incompetent imbecile."

John Larroquette as Van Dough

• (John Larroquette) "No, clockwise. I said, massage CLOCKWISE. Migranes are bad enough without your incompetence. Get out."

• (John Larroquette) "I'm all in favor of charity, sir. But your donations are costing the corporation $1 billion a year, and I think it's time we asked ourselves: What are we getting for it?"
• (Christine Ebersole) "What are we getting for it? Why, we're getting food banks, medical clinics, shelters for the homeless-."
• (Edward Herrmann) "Now, Regina, calm down. It's my job to keep an eye on the bottom line."
• (John Larroquette) "Which is why I have to oppose the United Tool acquisition. We should be getting rid of dead weight, not acquiring more."
• (Edward Herrmann) "I agree. That's why I am getting rid of United Tool --"
• (Christine Ebersole) "Richard. All those people and their jobs."
• (John Larroquette) "That is brilliant. I should've thought of it myself. We buy the company in bankruptcy, level the factories --"
• (Edward Herrmann) "No, I'm keeping the factory open."
• (John Larroquette) "Then we go in and bust the unions, slash benefits, and after that sell the company. Right?"
• (Edward Herrmann) "No. We give it away."
• (John Larroquette) "We git it a; -"
• (John Larroquette) "We give it away."
• (Edward Herrmann) "Absolutely. We modernize it, of course, and retool. Then we turn the factory over to the workers."

• (John Larroquette) "37-and-a-half miles of driveway, and you park in the 5 feet with a puddle."
• (Unnamed) "I'm very sorry, sir."
• (John Larroquette) "You're very sorry? Well, in that case, find another job."

• (John Larroquette) "Why, this is incredible. This is amazing. Why, this is - --"
• (John Larroquette) "This is -- this is junk."
• (Christine Ebersole) "Junk?"
• (John Larroquette) "What is this? Bronze dog bones? Accordians? Baby pictures, tricycles, kites --"
• (John Larroquette) "Bowling trophies?"
• (Edward Herrmann) "Oh, do you remember that, darling?"
• (Christine Ebersole) "Our first date."
• (John Larroquette) "What is all of this crap?"
• (Christine Ebersole) "These are our treasured possessions."
• (John Larroquette) "But where's the gold -- the diamonds -- the negotiable bearer bonds? The money."
• (John Larroquette) "WHERE'S THE MONEY?"
• (Edward Herrmann) "In banks, where else? And the stock market, real estate --"
• (John Larroquette) "No. Is this some kind of joke? You're telling me there isn't one single platinum bar, or emerald, or $1,000 bill in this entire mountain ?"
• (Edward Herrmann) "Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, Lawrence, but that's not what we treasure."
• (John Larroquette) "Shoot them. Shoot them now, please."

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