Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry Quotes

Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry ended in 1970.

It features Norman T. Herman as producer, Jimmie Haskell (Main theme) in charge of musical score, and Michael D. Margulies as head of cinematography.

Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry is 92 minutes long. Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Peter Fonda as Larry Rayder, Adam Roarke as Deke Sommers, Susan George as Mary Coombs, Lynn Borden as Steve, Vic Morrow as Everett Franklin, and James W. Gavin as Helicopter Pilot.

Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry Quotes

Peter Fonda as Larry Rayder

• (Peter Fonda) "You know what a man would do right now if he were smart?"
• (Adam Roarke) "What?"
• (Peter Fonda) "I don't know, I thought you'd know."

• (Peter Fonda) "I think I'm gonna screw miss Mary. Do you mind, Deke?"
• (Susan George) "I mind."
• (Peter Fonda) "You didn't seem to mind last night. In fact, you were begging for more."
• (Susan George) "Oh, yeah? Well that shows you how little I was getting."

• (Peter Fonda) "Hey, Deke, it turns out Dingleberry here's a joke after all."
• (Susan George) ""The murderer, is not unaccountable for his own murder. And the robbed should not be blameless for being robbed. For it is the cornerstone of the temple, that is no higher than the lowest stone in its foundation.""
• (Peter Fonda) "Now, don't start speaking in puns to me woman."
• (Susan George) "That is from a book, bozo. And, if you'd read once in a while, perhaps you'd know what I'm talking about."
• (Peter Fonda) "Oh, books, Europe, Lear Jets, Sam Baker, shoplifting -- you're pathetic."
• (Susan George) "Oh, I am, am I? Do you know what you are? A case of eye and hand co-ordination, and you're really not very good at that."

• (Peter Fonda) "Yeah, yeah. So we got off to a bad start. Well ya' know what it means when somebody like me gets off to a bad start? Not a God damn thing."

Susan George as Mary Coombs

• (Susan George) "Hey, wait a minute -- why aren't we slowing down?"
• (Peter Fonda) "She doesn't know me very well, does she, Deke?"
• (Adam Roarke) "Not likely she ever will with about one second to live."

Vic Morrow as Everett Franklin

• (Vic Morrow) "This ain't no dirt track, roundy-rounder."

• (Vic Morrow) "I want 'em stopped."
• (James W. Gavin) "Stopped, how?"
• (Vic Morrow) "I don't know how, I wouldn't be asking you if I knew how to fly this thing, would I? Now you listen to me, flyboy: I want 'em stopped, I don't give a good god damn if you gotta crash right into him. You hear me? 'Cause if you don't, you're gonna start screaming mayday, 'cause I'm gonna give it a try."

Lynn Borden as Steve

• (Unnamed) "Stevie. Stevie, ma boy. Where are ya?"
• (Lynn Borden) "Hey."
• (Unnamed) "Where the hell's that car at?"
• (Lynn Borden) "Over here -- but she ain't got any siren or lights yet."
• (Unnamed) "Hey look, all I care about, is what you've got under that hood."
• (Lynn Borden) "Take a look"
• (Lynn Borden) "."
• (Unnamed) "So, what's my top end on this?"
• (Lynn Borden) "Unlimited."

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