Pretty Woman Quotes

Pretty Woman is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Pretty Woman ended its run in 1970.

It features Arnon Milchan as producer, James Newton Howard in charge of musical score, and Charles Minsky as head of cinematography.

Pretty Woman is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Pretty Woman is 119 minutes long. Pretty Woman is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Julia Roberts as Vivian, Richard Gere as Edward Lewis, Laura San Giacomo as Kit, Héctor Elizondo as Barney, Amy Yasbeck as Elizabeth Stuckey, Elinor Donahue as Bridget, Larry Miller as Mr. Hollister, Jason Alexander as Philip Stuckey, and Ralph Bellamy as James Morse.

Pretty Woman Quotes

Laura San Giacomo as Kit

• (Laura San Giacomo) "Oh no, come on, you don't know that. Hey he asked you right? Maybe you guys could, like, um you know get a house together and, like, buy some diamonds and a horse. I don't know."

• (Laura San Giacomo) "Hey yo, baby."
• (Guy in car) "How 'bout a freebie? It's my birthday."
• (Laura San Giacomo) "Dream on."

• (Laura San Giacomo) "You're right. We say who, we say when, we say how much."

• (Laura San Giacomo) "You clean up real nice. You sure don't fit in down on the Boulevard lookin' like you do, not that you ever did."
• (Julia Roberts) "Well, thanks, but it's easy to clean up when you got money."

Julia Roberts as Vivian

• (Julia Roberts) "That would make you a -- lawyer."
• (Richard Gere) "What makes you think I'm a lawyer?"
• (Julia Roberts) "You have that sharp, useless look about you."

• (Julia Roberts) "Tell me one person who it's worked out for."
• (Laura San Giacomo) "What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name -- I got it. Cindaf***in'rella"

• (Julia Roberts) "Oh honey you know what's happened I got a runner in my pantyhose, I'm not wearing pantyhose."

• (Julia Roberts) "Can I call you Eddie?"
• (Richard Gere) "Not if you expect me to answer."

• (Unnamed) "Hello, can I help you?"
• (Julia Roberts) "I was in here yesterday, you wouldn't wait on me."
• (Unnamed) "Oh."
• (Julia Roberts) "You people work on commission, right?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Julia Roberts) "Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now."

• (Julia Roberts) "Bridge? He's not really my uncle."
• (Elinor Donahue) "They never are dear."

• (Julia Roberts) "I would have stayed for two thousand."
• (Richard Gere) "I would have paid four."

• (Old Lady at Opera) "Did you like the opera, dear?"
• (Julia Roberts) "It was so good, I almost peed my pants."
• (Richard Gere) "She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance."

• (Julia Roberts) "Let's watch old movies all night -- we'll just veg out in front of the TV."
• (Richard Gere) "Veg out?"
• (Julia Roberts) "Yeah. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli."
• (Richard Gere) "Look, I'll tell ya what. I'll be back. We'll do broccoli tomorrow."

• (Julia Roberts) "Are you sure you want me to stay the night? I mean, I could just pop ya real good and get outta here."
• (Richard Gere) "No, I'd really like you to stay. I don't want to be alone tonight."
• (Julia Roberts) "Is it your birthday?"
• (Richard Gere) "No, no. Not my birthday."
• (Julia Roberts) "Oh. 'Cause you know, I've been the surprise at a lot of birthday parties."
• (Richard Gere) "I'll bet you have."

• (Julia Roberts) "I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing."

• (Julia Roberts) "So, what's your name?"
• (Richard Gere) "Edward."
• (Julia Roberts) "Really? That's my favorite name in the whole world."

• (Julia Roberts) "When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. And I would- I would pretend I was a princess -- trapped in a tower by a wicked queen. And then suddenly this knight -- on a white horse with these colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword. And I would wave. And he would climb up the tower and rescue me. But never in all the time -- that I had this dream did the knight say to me, "Come on, baby, I'll put you up in a great condo.""

• (Julia Roberts) "I want the fairy tale."

• (Julia Roberts) "I'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna let me go."

• (Julia Roberts) "So, do you have a wife? Girlfriend?"
• (Richard Gere) "I have both."

• (Julia Roberts) "Did I mention, my leg is 44" from hip to toe. So basically we are talking about 88" of therapy, wrapped around you for the bargain price of $3000 dollars."

• (Julia Roberts) "I say who, I say when, I say --"
• (Julia Roberts) "WHO."

• (Julia Roberts) "You know, you could pay me now, and break the ice."

• (Julia Roberts) "Real genuine guy. Who is he?"
• (Richard Gere) "He's my lawyer. He's all right."
• (Julia Roberts) "You could freeze ice on his wife's ass."
• (Richard Gere) "Maybe we'll try that later."

• (Julia Roberts) "what's going on"
• (Richard Gere) "I don't know, you left and suddenly I'm in the middle of The West Side Story"

• (Julia Roberts) "You're late."
• (Richard Gere) "You're stunning."
• (Julia Roberts) "You're forgiven."

• (Julia Roberts) "What would it be like?"
• (Richard Gere) "It would get you off of the street."
• (Julia Roberts) "That's just geography."

• (Julia Roberts) "I got red, I got green, I got yellow -- I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left -- the condom of champions -- the one and only -- nothin' is gettin' through this sucker. Whaddya say, hmm?"

• (Julia Roberts) "People put you down enough, you start to believe it."
• (Richard Gere) "I think you are a very bright, very special woman."
• (Julia Roberts) "The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?"

• (Julia Roberts) "How was your day dear?"
• (Richard Gere) "Nice tie."
• (Julia Roberts) "I got it for you."

• (Unnamed) "Edward is our most eligible bachelor, everyone is trying to land him."
• (Julia Roberts) "Oh, I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex."

• (Julia Roberts) "In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight."

Richard Gere as Edward Lewis

• (Richard Gere) "Impossible relationships. My special gift is impossible relationships."

• (Richard Gere) "$2,000"
• (Julia Roberts) "3,000"
• (Richard Gere) "Done"
• (Julia Roberts) "Holy s***."

• (Richard Gere) "You can't charge me for directions."
• (Julia Roberts) "I can do anything I want to baby, I ain't lost."

• (Richard Gere) "Well done."
• (Julia Roberts) "Well done. WOO. WOO. WOO."

• (Richard Gere) "It's just that, uh, very few people surprise me."
• (Julia Roberts) "Yeah, well, you're lucky. Most of 'em shock the hell outta me."

• (Richard Gere) "So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?"
• (Julia Roberts) "She rescues him right back."

• (Carlos) "Edward. So how's it feel to be a trick?"
• (Richard Gere) "I am not a trick. This is a trick. Darryl. Left pocket. Isn't that incredible? And he does have a permit. Thank you, gentlemen.; Don't you ever go near her again."
• (Julia Roberts) "Does Darryl always carry a gun?"
• (Richard Gere) "When he drives me, yes, always."

• (Richard Gere) "I'd like you to spend the week with me."

• (Richard Gere) "I am very angry with my father."

• (Richard Gere) "6 nights at $300 is $1800"
• (Julia Roberts) "You want days too."
• (Richard Gere) "$2000"
• (Julia Roberts) "$3000"
• (Richard Gere) "Done."

• (Richard Gere) "I never treated you like a prostitute."
• (Julia Roberts) "You just did."

• (Richard Gere) "I told you not to pick up the phone."
• (Julia Roberts) "Then stop calling me."

• (Richard Gere) "You make $100 an hour and you have a safety pin holding your boot up?"

• (Richard Gere) "I think we both know she's not my niece."
• (Héctor Elizondo) "Of course."
• (Richard Gere) "And the reason I know that is that I'm an only child."

• (Richard Gere) "How much for the entire night?"
• (Julia Roberts) "Stay here? You couldn't afford it."
• (Richard Gere) "Try me."
• (Julia Roberts) "300 dollars."
• (Richard Gere) "Done. Thank you. Now we can relax."

• (Richard Gere) "What's your name?"
• (Julia Roberts) "What do you want it to be?"

• (Richard Gere) "A buffet of safety?"
• (Julia Roberts) "I'm a safety girl."
• (Julia Roberts) "All right, let's get one of these on ya."

• (Richard Gere) "Oh, Phil. About your car."
• (Jason Alexander) "Oh, God. What?"
• (Richard Gere) "It corners like it's on rails."

• (Richard Gere) "You and I are such similar creatures, Vivian. We both screw people for money."

• (Richard Gere) "Wake up. Time to shop."

Héctor Elizondo as Barney

• (Héctor Elizondo) "It must be difficult to let go of something so beautiful."

Larry Miller as Mr. Hollister

• (Larry Miller) "Just how obscene an amount of cash are we talking about here? Profane or really offensive?"
• (Richard Gere) "Really offensive."
• (Larry Miller) "I like him so much."

Ralph Bellamy as James Morse

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Amy Yasbeck as Elizabeth Stuckey

• (Amy Yasbeck) "She's wonderful. Where ever did you find her?"
• (Richard Gere) "976-BABE."

Jason Alexander as Philip Stuckey

• (Jason Alexander) "He mortgaged everything he owns, right down to his underwear, to secure a loan from the bank."

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