Heavy Metal (film) Quotes

Heavy Metal (film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Heavy Metal ended in 1970.

It features Ivan Reitman as producer, and Elmer Bernstein in charge of musical score.

Heavy Metal (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of Heavy Metal (film) is 90 minutes long. Heavy Metal (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

Heavy Metal (film) Quotes

• (Den) "She had the most beautiful eyes. I wanted to make some conversation. But I found myself asking the same old stupid questions."
• (Den) "-- Are you from around here ?"

• (Gloria) "I'm just scared I'll come home one day and find you screwing a toaster."

• (Den) "Wow, 18 years of nothing, and now twice in one day. What a place."

• (Zeks) "Hey, do we have any of that Plutonian Nyborg left?"
• (Edsel) "Uh, yeah. Just one bag. Uh, it's in the transmitter compartment."
• (Zeks) "Thanks, man."
• (Zeks) "Oh, great."
• (Zeks) "Think this is enough?"
• (Edsel) "Uhh -- nah. Go for broke."
• (Zeks) "Good thinking, man."
• (Edsel) "Nose dive."

• (Den) "There was no way I was gonna walk around this place with my dork hanging out."

• (Ard) "I am Ard -- Supreme Leader of The Revolution and Next Ruler of The World."

• (Hanover Fiste) "He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm. Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him. He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive."

• (Ard) "If you refuse, you die; she dies -- everybody dies."

• (Stern) "Take it easy Charlie. I've got an angle."

• (Harry Canyon) "Hey, kiss my ass."
• (Unnamed) "I'll do it for twenty bucks."

• (Robot) "Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty."

• (Queen) "Neverwhere is a troubled land. Your great strength has brought peace to my restless body. It can bring great peace to all the people of this land."
• (Den) "I knew I was good. But I didn't know I was that good."

• (Unnamed) "You've had your first lesson, young one. My evil corrupts the most innocent. I've chosen you because you possess powers you do not yet understand. look again. Look deep into me. In some worlds, I'm worshiped as God."

• (Edsel) "The first Earth chick we see in 10 years and he has to make a play for her."

• (Den) "And if I refuse?"
• (Ard) "If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies."
• (Den) "Sounded reasonable to me."

• (Barbarian Leader) "Death. Death. Death to all who oppose us."

• (Edsel) "I think -- you're coming in a little high, man."
• (Zeks) "Look, man, if there's one thing I know, it's how to drive while I'm stoned. It's like you know your perspective's f***ed so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight."

• (Unnamed) "To defend: this is the pact. But when life loses its meaning and is taken for naught, then the pact is to avenge."

• (Unnamed) "A shadow shall fall over the universe, and evil will grow in its path, and death will come from the skies."

• (Harry Canyon) "The U.N. Building. What a joke. They turned it into low rent housing. It's a dump."

• (Gloria) "I forgot -- are you circumcised?"

• (Prosecutor) "Are you Captain Lincoln F. Sternn?"
• (Stern) "I am."
• (Prosecutor) "Lincoln Sternn, you stand here accused of 12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape --"
• (Prosecutor) "-- and one moving violation. How do you plead?"
• (Stern) "Not guilty."

• (Barbarian Leader) "So this is the Taarakian. Somehow, I thought it would be more difficult to capture a Taarakian."

• (Girl) "What did you bring me?"
• (Grimaldi) "You'll see."
• (Girl) "Wait, wait for me. What is it?"
• (Unnamed) "Do not try to escape. You are in my control. Look at me: I am the sum of all evils. Look carefully. My power infests all times, all galaxies, all dimensions. But many still seek me out; a green jewel they must possess. But see how I destroy their lives."

• (Unnamed) "May I slit his throat, Your Majesty?"
• (Queen) "Yes. Slit his throat."
• (Unnamed) "Thank you, Your Majesty."

• (Harry Canyon) "Sucker play or not, I must have turned her on somethin' fierce. I mean, this dame was goin' for broke. Maybe it was her first time with a New Yorker, I dunno. Anyway, nothing beats good old American know-how. And I was givin' this broad the Stars And Stripes For Ever."

• (Unnamed) "My stories are almost over. I have chosen you because you are the future who could destroy me. With your death, I break the chain for all time. Look into me, one final time. See my evil destroy your race. Then prepare to die."

• (Unnamed) "Very few escape my grasp."
• (Unnamed) "Even in death, my powers continue."

• (Desk Sergeant) "Before you go any further, pal, I gotta tell ya it's cash up front. A thousand bucks a day for a full investigation, another thou' if the assailant is caught. Do you understand?"
• (Harry Canyon) "Yeah. Hey, here's a dollar. Thanks for nothin'."
• (Desk Sergeant) "Think you can do better? -- Punk."

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