A Goofy Movie Quotes

A Goofy Movie is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . A Goofy Movie completed its run in 1970.

It features Dan Rounds as producer, and Carter Burwell; Don Davis in charge of musical score.

A Goofy Movie is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Jason Marsden as Goofy, Jason Marsden as Max, Pauly Shore as Bobby, Kellie Martin as Roxanne, Kevin Lima as Lester, Jim Cummings as Pete, Wallace Shawn as Principal Mazur, and Jo Anne Worley as Miss Maples.

A Goofy Movie Quotes

Jim Cummings as Pete

• (Jim Cummings) "Since we're all being palsy-walsy, how about letting me hook up the RV?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Well --"
• (Jim Cummings) "Oh, it's just a tiny little extension cord, you won't even notice it."
• (Jason Marsden) "Oh, okay."
• (Jim Cummings) "Great. P.J.."
• (Jim Cummings) "Hey, Goof, why don't you order us a pizza? This could take a while."

• (Jim Cummings) "Taking a break from the MTV Generation, eh? I can't say I blame you."
• (Jim Cummings) "People are always putting too much water in these things."

Jason Marsden as Goofy

• (Jason Marsden) "Well, we might as well get some shuteye. I don't think we're going anywhere tonight."
• (Jason Marsden) "Hi, Maxie."

• (Jason Marsden) "Dear Roxanne, couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd drop you a line. My dad and I are having a great time. We're only days away from L.A., and I can hardly wait for the big concert."
• (Jason Marsden) "More "Hi, Dad" soup, please?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Dear Roxanne, sorry I lied, I'm not really going to the Powerline concert. You may never want to see me again --"
• (Jason Marsden) "Oh, man. I'm dead no matter what I do."

• (Jason Marsden) "Hey, Maxie. Let's play a game. You think of someone and I'll try to guess who it is. Man or woman?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Aw, man."
• (Jason Marsden) "Man? Hmm -- That's a toughy -- let's see -- Walt Disney."
• (Jason Marsden) "Right."
• (Jason Marsden) "Boy, I'm good at this. Now I'll think of one."

• (Jason Marsden) "Goodbye, house. Goodbye, mailbox."
• (Jason Marsden) "Goodbye, pile of broken wood."

• (Jason Marsden) "Dad -- listen, about my directions -- will you listen to me? I gotta tell you something, Dad."
• (Jason Marsden) "Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway, right?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Forget it."

• (Jason Marsden) "I've got less than an hour and when this is ended, I'll either be famous --"
• (Wallace Shawn) "-- Or you'll be suspended."

• (Jason Marsden) "Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad."
• (Jason Marsden) "Enchantée, mademoiselle."

• (Jason Marsden) "Goin' somewhere, Pop?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Yep."
• (Jason Marsden) "Cool. Have a good time. If you're gonna be more than a month, drop me a line."

• (Jason Marsden) "My life's a living --"
• (Kevin Lima) "HELL-O, little buddy."
• (Kevin Lima) "Who's your favorite possum?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Don't touch me."
• (Kevin Lima) "Aw, why such a long face? You're so sad. Boo hoo hoo. I know. You need a big hug from Lester."
• (Jason Marsden) "Don't even think about IIIIIITTT --"
• (Kevin Lima) "See? Now you feel all good inside."
• (Jason Marsden) "BEAT IT, doofus."

• (Jason Marsden) "Let's get you on stage."
• (Jason Marsden) "Maybe this isn't such a good idea."
• (Jason Marsden) "Hmmm, then again --"

• (Jason Marsden) "Mornin', son."
• (Jason Marsden) "Dad."
• (Jason Marsden) "Whoops. I forgot."
• (Jason Marsden) "Mornin', son."

• (Jason Marsden) "What's so funny?"
• (Jason Marsden) ""Hi Dad" soup."
• (Jason Marsden) "Huh?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Don't tell me you don't remember "Hi Dad" soup? Oh, come on. Sure you do. You used to spell things out using the letters. Like, uh, "Hi Dad", or "Maxie",or --"
• (Jason Marsden) ""Ambidextrous"?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Yeah, that's -- Huh? Naaa, little words, like, uh --"
• (Jason Marsden) ""Hasta la vista"?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Like "bye-bye"."
• (Jason Marsden) "Or "I pledge allegiance"- --"
• (Jason Marsden) "A-hyuk, or "I love you.""
• (Jason Marsden) "Is it, uh, is it soup yet?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Oh, oh. I almost forgot."

• (Jason Marsden) "I hope this works."

• (Jason Marsden) "It's nice to know this thing's good for somethin'."

• (Jason Marsden) "Well, I think the only thing for us to do now is to get you up on stage with this Powerline feller."
• (Jason Marsden) "How are we gonna do that?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Now, you just leave that up to me."
• (Jason Marsden) "No, Dad, really. I think we should just forget it."
• (Jason Marsden) "Now, how come you always think I'm gonna lead you into some sort of calamity?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Uh, d-d-d-dad?"
• (Jason Marsden) "What's wrong now?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Look."
• (Jason Marsden) "Hyuk, a waterfall."
• (Jason Marsden) "A waterfall?"

• (Jason Marsden) "Me and Max relaxing like the old days --"
• (Jason Marsden) "This is worse than dragon breath and acne."
• (Jason Marsden) "-- in a buddy-buddy kind of mode."
• (Jason Marsden) "I'm so mad, I think I'm may explode."
• (Jason Marsden) "When I see that highway, I could cry."
• (Jason Marsden) "You know, that's funny. So could I."
• (Jason Marsden) "Just being out on the open road."

• (Jason Marsden) "Roxanne, please don't forget me. I will return someday. Though I might be in traction when I do."

• (Powerline) "I watch you watching every move that I make, you gotta believe that I got what it takes."
• (Jason Marsden) "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH."

• (Jason Marsden) "Do you need a break from modern living? Do you long to shed your weary load? If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried, just grab a friend and take a ride, together upon the open road."
• (Jason Marsden) "C'mon, Maxie."
• (Jason Marsden) "All in all, I'd rather have detention. All in all, I'd rather eat a toad. And the old man drives that's such a klutz that I'm about to hurl my guts directly upon the open road."

• (Jason Marsden) "Good-bye, hopes -- Good-bye, dreams -- Good-bye, Roxanne --"

• (Jason Marsden) "Now look where you got us, Dad."
• (Jason Marsden) "Where I got us?"
• (Jason Marsden) "You should've let me stay at home."
• (Jason Marsden) "Why? So you'd end up in prison?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Prison? What are you talking about?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Your principal called me."
• (Jason Marsden) "It's not what you think, Dad."
• (Jason Marsden) "You even lied to me."
• (Jason Marsden) "I had to. You were ruining my life."
• (Jason Marsden) "I was only tryin' to take my boy fishin', okay?"
• (Jason Marsden) "I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad. I've grown up. I've got my own life now."
• (Jason Marsden) "I know that. I just wanted to be part of it."
• (Jason Marsden) "You're my son, Max. No matter how big you get, you'll always be my son."

• (P.J.) "Small wilderness, dude. Didn't expect to see you here."
• (Jason Marsden) "Apparently not."
• (P.J.) "You're just jealous, man, cos you ain't got the moves."
• (Jason Marsden) "You can keep the moves, but I wouldn't mind having this R.V. You're so lucky."
• (P.J.) "Me? Oh, come on, man. You're the star. Going to the Powerline concert? Oh, it's unbelievable."
• (Jason Marsden) "Who told you about that?"
• (P.J.) "Hey, come on. Everybody in town knows about it, Max. You are going to be famous, buddy -- especially with Roxanne."
• (Jason Marsden) "There's only one person who doesn't know about it yet, Peej."
• (P.J.) "Who?"
• (Jason Marsden) "My dad."

• (Jason Marsden) "But, Dad, I don't even know how to fish."
• (Jason Marsden) "That's never stopped me. I'm gonna show you a little secret that has been handed down for twelve or thirteen Goof generations: the Perfect Cast."
• (Jason Marsden) "The perfect what?"
• (Jason Marsden) "The Perfect Cast. My dad taught it to me when I was your age, and now I pass it on to you. Watch carefully now. You gotta stay loose, relaxed. Keep your feet apart. Now, ten o'clock, two o'clock, quarter to three, tour jeté, twist, pas de deux, I'm a little teapot, then the windup -- and let 'er fly. The Perfect Cast."

• (Jason Marsden) "You really had him fooled, Pete."
• (Jason Marsden) "Me? You jumped out of your skin."
• (Jason Marsden) "Uh-uh. I was just pretending for your sake."
• (Jason Marsden) "Oh, right. Sure."

• (Jason Marsden) "She looked right through me, and who can blame her? I need a new me, plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof."

• (Jason Marsden) "Came to see if you had any dirty clothes."
• (Jason Marsden) "There they are. Help yourself."
• (Jason Marsden) "Max, I thought we talked about this."
• (Jason Marsden) "Sorry, Dad. I'll take care of it later."
• (Jason Marsden) "What's the big rush?"
• (Jason Marsden) "I'm running late."
• (Jason Marsden) "I can drive you to school on my way to work."
• (Jason Marsden) "Oh, no thanks. I need the exercise."

• (Jason Marsden) "Day 1: Well, here we are, out on the open road, retracing the steps of my boyhood. And here's --"
• (Jason Marsden) "Maxie. Say, "Hi", Max."
• (Jason Marsden) "Well, how about a wave?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Not now, Dad."
• (Jason Marsden) "What a kidder."

• (Jason Marsden) "Come on, Maxie, let's get this show on the road."
• (Jason Marsden) "Um, just a minute you -- Party -- Animal -- You."

• (Jason Marsden) "This is a vacation with me and my best buddy."
• (Jason Marsden) "Donald Duck?"
• (Jason Marsden) "No, silly, with you."

• (Jason Marsden) "It's only Powerline, Dad, the biggest rock star on the planet."
• (Jason Marsden) "Not bigger than Xavier Cugat, the mambo king. Everybody mambo."

• (Jason Marsden) "All right, then. Guess I'll just have to go -- all alone, that's all. Just sit in the boat -- all alone. And talk to myself. All alone."
• (Jason Marsden) "I guess so."

• (Jason Marsden) "Hello."
• (Wallace Shawn) "Yes, Mr. Goof. This is Principal Mazur. I'm calling in regard to your son, Maximillian."
• (Jason Marsden) "Max? Oh, my gosh. Is he hurt?"
• (Wallace Shawn) "No, Mr. Goof. He's in trouble."
• (Jason Marsden) "Trouble? What kind of trouble?"
• (Wallace Shawn) "Dressed like a gang member --"
• (Jason Marsden) "Gang member?"
• (Wallace Shawn) "-- your son caused the entire student body to break into a riotous frenzy."
• (Jason Marsden) "Riot? It couldn't be my --"
• (Wallace Shawn) "If I were you, Mr. Goof, I'd seriously re-evaluate the way you're raising your child before he ends up IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR."
• (Jason Marsden) "The electric chair?"
• (Jason Marsden) "What am I going to do? --"

• (Jason Marsden) "You locked it."
• (Jason Marsden) "I locked it? It's your door. You locked it."
• (Jason Marsden) "Well, you distracted me."

• (Jason Marsden) "Max, was that Bigfoot or your stomach?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Man, I'm STARVING."

• (Jason Marsden) "What a goob."

• (Jason Marsden) "Are you okay, Maxie?"
• (Jason Marsden) "What did you say?"
• (Jason Marsden) "That's right. A vacation, son. We'll spend some real quality time together."
• (Jason Marsden) "I think I'm gonna be sick."

• (Jason Marsden) "How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Uh -- three and a half?"

• (Jason Marsden) "Why are you doing this to me, Dad?"
• (Jason Marsden) "'Cause, I don't want you to end up in the electric chair."

• (Jason Marsden) "How about a song, Dad?"
• (Jason Marsden) "A game? A game. Yeah, yeah, a game. Okay. Uh, man or woman?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Man? Man. Okay. Uh, Walt Disney."

• (Jason Marsden) "Is he gone yet?"
• (Jason Marsden) "Nope, still here."

• (Jason Marsden) "Dad, it's Big Foot."
• (Jason Marsden) "Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot, uh, you're out of focus."

• (Jason Marsden) "Wow. All this is for us?"
• (Pauly Shore) "Mmm -- Slurpish."
• (Jason Marsden) "Oh, this is going to be so great, man."
• (Pauly Shore) "Dude, need fundage, bro."
• (Jason Marsden) "Oh, your fee. Yeah, right here."
• (Pauly Shore) "Cheddar. Aah-ooh. Cheddar whizzy."

• (Jason Marsden) "So your jokes are all, let's face it, prehistoric."
• (Jason Marsden) "And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo."
• (Jason Marsden) "But when life becomes distressing, who will I be S-O-S-ing?"
• (Jason Marsden) "If you're having trouble guessing, here's a clue: though he seems intoxicated, he's just highly animated, and he's nobody else but --"
• (Jason Marsden) "Nobody else but you. We've turned into a true blue duo. Hard times, we've had a few --"
• (Jason Marsden) "Like we're thrown in the drink --"
• (Jason Marsden) "Like we're tossed out of town --"
• (Jason Marsden) "But when I start to sink, hey, I'd rather go down, with nobody else but Y-O-U."
• (Jason Marsden) "Aw, Dad."

• (Jason Marsden) "You're doing the right thing, son."
• (Jason Marsden) "I know, but she'll probably never talk to me again."
• (Jason Marsden) "Well, if she doesn't, maybe she's just not the one for you."
• (Jason Marsden) "That's what I'm afraid of."

• (Jason Marsden) "Hey, the car."
• (Jason Marsden) "What? Now you want to drive too?"
• (Jason Marsden) "No, Dad. The car. Look."
• (Jason Marsden) "The car? What did you do now, Max?"
• (Jason Marsden) "I didn't do anything, Dad. I only touched it."

• (Jason Marsden) "You should've put the brake on."
• (Jason Marsden) "Why didn't you just put it on yourself?"
• (Jason Marsden) "See? You ruin everything."
• (Jason Marsden) "Well, you ruined the vacation."
• (Jason Marsden) "I ruined it? I never wanted to go on this stupid VACATION."

Pauly Shore as Bobby

• (Pauly Shore) "Max, here. Guard this with your life, dude."

• (Pauly Shore) "A little smokage."

• (Pauly Shore) "Max, look, it's the Leaning Tower of Cheesa."

Kellie Martin as Roxanne

• (Kellie Martin) "Go on, go on. Good daddy."

• (Kellie Martin) "Have a great time at the concert, Max. I'll see you on TV."
• (Jason Marsden) "I'm in deep sludge."

Jo Anne Worley as Miss Maples

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