Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief Quotes

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Percy Jackson &amp completed its run in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Karen Rosenfelt * Chris Columbus * Michael Barnathan; Mark Radcliffe (film producer) as producer, Christophe Beck in charge of musical score, and Stephen Goldblatt as head of cinematography.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief is 119 minutes long. Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Julian Richings as Chiron, Logan Lerman as Percy Jackson, Alexandra Daddario as Annabeth Chase, Brandon T. Jackson as Grover, Steve Coogan as Hades, Rosario Dawson as Persephone, Jake Abel as Luke, Kevin McKidd as Poseidon, Sean Bean as Zeus, Uma Thurman as Medusa, Maria Olsen as Mrs. Dodds, and Catherine Keener as Sally Jackson.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief Quotes

Logan Lerman as Percy Jackson

• (Logan Lerman) "Oh, come on, man. You have to do that right here? That's disgusting. We're in a kitchen."

• (Ferryman) "Welcome to the underworld."
• (Logan Lerman) "What is all this?"
• (Ferryman) "Scrap heap of human misery. Lost hopes and dreams. Wishes that never came true."

• (Logan Lerman) "Oh I wish I could spend all day in the water instead of this place"
• (Brandon T. Jackson) "Oh like High School without the musical"

• (Logan Lerman) "What's her name?"
• (Brandon T. Jackson) "She will squash you like a bug."
• (Logan Lerman) "Her name."
• (Brandon T. Jackson) "Annabeth. Daughter of Athena, the goddess of wisdom."

• (Logan Lerman) "No --"
• (Logan Lerman) "We won."
• (Logan Lerman) "Whoa, whoa, whoa."
• (Alexandra Daddario) "Do you really think it would be that easy? My mother is the goddess of wisdom and battle strategy. Do you know what that means? I always win."
• (Logan Lerman) "I always lose. Maybe we're both wrong."
• (Alexandra Daddario) "Hyah."

• (Logan Lerman) "Let's stop for the night."
• (Brandon T. Jackson) "Yeah."
• (Logan Lerman) "Let's stop for the night."
• (Brandon T. Jackson) "Yeah."

• (Logan Lerman) "You're half donkey?"
• (Brandon T. Jackson) "No, half goat. Now come on."

• (Logan Lerman) "I get the sense that you don't like me very much."
• (Alexandra Daddario) "It's possible. I mean, our parents hate each other."
• (Logan Lerman) "Wait -- they do?"
• (Alexandra Daddario) "Mm-hmm. I definitely have strong feelings for you. I just haven't decided if they're positive or negative yet."
• (Logan Lerman) "Well, you let me know when you figure it out."
• (Alexandra Daddario) "You'll be the first."

• (Logan Lerman) "But you were some weird hybrid, man-goat THNG, woah."
• (Brandon T. Jackson) "Yeah. The politically correct term is satyr."

Maria Olsen as Mrs. Dodds

• (Maria Olsen) "You stole the lightning bolt."
• (Logan Lerman) "I don't know what your talking about."
• (Maria Olsen) "Give to me, now, or I will bite your heart out."

Uma Thurman as Medusa

• (Uma Thurman) "I used to date your daddy."

• (Uma Thurman) "I hear you have the lightning bolt. May I see it?"
• (Logan Lerman) "I don't have it."
• (Uma Thurman) "Let me see you eyes. I hear they're bluer than the Circassian Sea. Open them, or my hungry babies will have to open them for you. But it would be such a pity to destroy such a young, handsome face. Stay with me, Percy. All you have to do is look."

• (Uma Thurman) "We get so lonely here. That's why I created my statues. They're my only company."
• (Uma Thurman) "Daughter of Athena."
• (Alexandra Daddario) "How do you know me?"
• (Uma Thurman) "You have such a beautiful hair. I used to have like that one before. I was courted, desired by many. But that all changed, because of your mother-who cursed me, who turned me into --"
• (Alexandra Daddario) "Don't look."
• (Uma Thurman) "This."
• (Uma Thurman) "They say the eyes are windows to the soul. I hope you find my eyes --"
• (Uma Thurman) "Attractive -- So rude not looking people in the eyes. Come on, sneak a peak."

• (Uma Thurman) "Well THIS is a fabulous surprise."

Julian Richings as Chiron

• (Julian Richings) "Keep moving. Keep moving. Don't lose interest. One foot in front of the other and the next thing you know, you're running."

• (Julian Richings) "They found him. He's in danger."
• (Logan Lerman) "Who found me?."

• (Julian Richings) "Percy, take this to defend yourself. It's a powerful weapon. Guard it well. Only use it in times of severe distress."
• (Logan Lerman) "This is a pen. This is a pen."

Steve Coogan as Hades

• (Steve Coogan) "Persephone. What could possibly be taking so long? Don't ignore me."
• (Rosario Dawson) "Or what? What will you do?"
• (Rosario Dawson) "I'm already in Hell."

Brandon T. Jackson as Grover

• (Brandon T. Jackson) "Daughters of Aphrodite -- You know what that means man."

• (Brandon T. Jackson) "And he's alive. Percy Jackson is a beast. You're a beast, man. Gimme some."
• (Logan Lerman) "How long was that?"
• (Brandon T. Jackson) "Seven minutes."
• (Logan Lerman) "Seven minutes?"
• (Brandon T. Jackson) "Uh-huh. That's crazy, man, that's ridiculous. How do you do it?"
• (Logan Lerman) "I just like being in water. It's the one place I can think."

• (Brandon T. Jackson) "Come on man, You could've warned me --"
• (Brandon T. Jackson) "We're in a recession."

• (Brandon T. Jackson) "Look, don't worry. There's hundreds in the world. Some lead normal lives, and some, I'm not allowed to divulge their names, are very famous. I'm talking about, like White House famous. See, man, this is a place where you'll learn to harness your powers. You'll train to become leaders, warriors and heroes."
• (Logan Lerman) "I think you have the wrong guy, alright? I;m not a hero. I'm a loser. I have dyslexia, ADHD."
• (Brandon T. Jackson) "And those are your greatest gifts. When you try to read, the words float off the page, right? That's because your brain is hardwired for Ancient Greek, not English."
• (Logan Lerman) "Like at the museum, I could read."
• (Brandon T. Jackson) "Yeah. And your ADHD? You're impulsive, Percy. You can't by still. Those are your natural battle reflexes, man. They kept you alive in your fight."

Kevin McKidd as Poseidon

• (Kevin McKidd) "Zeus."
• (Sean Bean) "Poseidon."
• (Kevin McKidd) "It's been many years"
• (Sean Bean) "What do you see?"
• (Kevin McKidd) "Thunder clouds."
• (Sean Bean) "With no lightning. Stolen."

• (Kevin McKidd) "I know I'm not the father you always wanted. But if you even need me, I'll be there for you. In your thoughts, in your dreams."

Jake Abel as Luke

• (Jake Abel) "Percy Jackson. Well, you're weren't supposed to make it out alive. I can't let you that bolt to Olympus. I'm the lightning thief."
• (Logan Lerman) "You hid the bolt in my shield. Why?"
• (Jake Abel) "Well, when you said you were going to the Underworld, it hit me. That is the perfect opportunity to get the bolt to Hades."
• (Logan Lerman) "Why would you do that?"
• (Jake Abel) "To bring Olympus crumbling down."

• (Jake Abel) "Do me a favor. If you see my dad on the highway to hell --"
• (Logan Lerman) "Yeah?"
• (Jake Abel) "Kick his ass for me."

Alexandra Daddario as Annabeth Chase

• (Alexandra Daddario) "First rule of battle strategy. Don't ever let your opponent distract you."

• (Alexandra Daddario) "Luke?"
• (Jake Abel) "Hmm? Hey, guys. Percy, I figured you'd stop by sooner or later. Everybody does, just to get away from all that Renaissance Fair stuff out there, you know?"
• (Jake Abel) "But -- welcome to the modern world."

Sean Bean as Zeus

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