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Malibu's Most Wanted Quotes

Malibu's Most Wanted is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Malibu's Most Wanted completed its run in 1970.

It features Fax Bahr as producer, John Debney in charge of musical score, and Mark Irwin as head of cinematography.

Malibu's Most Wanted is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Malibu's Most Wanted is 86 minutes long. Malibu's Most Wanted is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Damien Dante Wayans as Tec, Jamie Kennedy as B-rad, Ryan O'Neal as Brad Gluckman, Jamie Kennedy as B-Rad, Anthony Anderson as PJ, Keili Lefkovitz as Monster, Kal Penn as Hadji, Nick Swardson as Mocha, Snoop Dogg as Ronnie Rizzat, Taye Diggs as Sean, Regina Hall as Shondra, J. P. Manoux as Gary, Ryan O'Neal as Bill Gluckman, and Blair Underwood as Tom Gibbsons.

Malibu's Most Wanted Quotes

Jamie Kennedy as B-Rad

  • (Jamie Kennedy) "And If I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was?"
  • (Snoop Dogg) "Rapper? Hell, no, you stink."
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "Don't be hatin'."
  • (Snoop Dogg) "I'd rather eat garbage then listen to your tired-ass rhymes."
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "Shotgun."
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "Stuart Little?"
  • (Snoop Dogg) "Negro please. That little white rat ain't got nuttin' on me."
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "I'll buy you ALL cars."
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "You that weak f*** from the club."
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "Shondra?"
  • (Regina Hall) "Yeah, it's Shondra. But I guess I wasn't good enough for you, huh?"
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "What?"
  • (Regina Hall) "You had to creep up in the hood and get two more."
  • (Sister #1) "Oh, no she didn't."
  • (Sister #2) "Yes, she did."
  • (Sister #1) "Yes, she did."
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "I got a PHD. Poser Hater Degree."

Taye Diggs as Sean

  • (Taye Diggs) "Holler back, player."
  • (Taye Diggs) "You a long way from the beach now, punk. We in South Central. The ghetto. The projects."
  • (Taye Diggs) "We run hardcore up in here. People get killed here errrrrrry day."
  • (Anthony Anderson) "YAY YAAAAAYYYYY."
  • (Sandy) "Shondra, can you come over later? Princess just had puppies."
  • (Regina Hall) "Okay, Sandy. Bye."
  • (Anthony Anderson) "Pitbull puppies, fool."
  • (Taye Diggs) "And they mean, too."
  • (Taye Diggs) "You ain't black. You can never be black. And your perpetratin' ass is taking the only thing I got left: my CULTURE."

Ryan O'Neal as Bill Gluckman

  • (Ryan O'Neal) "Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my chapstick, feelin' kinda car sick, there's a Ford Maverick."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "Are you trying to get votes out of this?"
  • (Blair Underwood) "I'm trying to win and you don't seem to care."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "I'm his father."
  • (Blair Underwood) "Since when?"
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "-- Since right now. And you're fired."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit."
  • (Ryan O'Neal) "My name is B-rad. Not Robbie van Winkle. I like my lattes non-fat and don't fo-get the sprinkle."

Damien Dante Wayans as Tec

  • (Damien Dante Wayans) "Hey, yo, that was ill. Hey, where'd you learn that from?"
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "Grand Theft Auto 3."
  • (Damien Dante Wayans) "Word? Can I borrow that?"
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "You got a, uh, Playstation 2?"
  • (Damien Dante Wayans) "Nah, I got GameCast."
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "GameCast? Well, there's GameCube and then there's Dreamcast. Which you got?"
  • (Damien Dante Wayans) "Well, I said I got Gamecast, man. Damn. I can't afford it."
  • (Damien Dante Wayans) "STOP IT. You say one more line and I'mma have to smoke myself."
  • (Damien Dante Wayans) "Damn doesn't anyone know where the damn driveway is."

Anthony Anderson as PJ

  • (Anthony Anderson) "What make you think you know what goes down up in the hood anyway?"
  • (Jamie Kennedy) "BET."

J. P. Manoux as Gary

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Kal Penn as Hadji

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Keili Lefkovitz as Monster

  • (Keili Lefkovitz) "Don't you talk about my mama."
  • (Kal Penn) "I'll talk about your mama all I want."
  • (Keili Lefkovitz) "Hell, no. Yo mama so fat, she got every caterer on speed dial."
  • (Nick Swardson) "Ooh."
  • (Kal Penn) "What? Uh-uh uh-uh. Yo mama so fat, she uses Mexico, the whole country, as her tanning bed."
  • (Keili Lefkovitz) "Yo mama so ugly, Jose Eber won't even do her hair."
  • (Nick Swardson) "Ooh."
  • (Kal Penn) "Yeah? Yo mama so ugly, she's only been married once."
  • (Nick Swardson) "Whoo, haha."
  • (Keili Lefkovitz) "Yo mama so poor, on Hallowe'en, her trick was the treat."
  • (Kal Penn) "Yo mama so poor, that your tits are real."
  • (Nick Swardson) "Oh no."

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