False Profits Quotes

False Profits is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . False Profits ended in 1970.

It features Dennis McCarthy (composer) in charge of musical score.

False Profits Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Exploitation begins at home."

• (Unnamed) "Is he another Sage?"
• (Unnamed) "Have you ever seen a Sage give away money?"

• (Unnamed) "Expand or die."

• (Unnamed) "Greed is eternal."

• (Unnamed) "Gentlemen, as the Sages say, your goods are now my goods."
• (Unnamed) "And my feet are now cold."

• (Unnamed) "Look. The Holy Ones are going home."

• (Unnamed) "It's all over. No more limitless profits, no more unquestioning adulation of the masses, no more quadruple lobe-rubs."

• (Unnamed) "W-well? What did you think?"
• (Unnamed) "It was -- er, very nice."
• (Unnamed) "Nice? I'll wager you've never heard the Song of the Sages more beautifully or faithfully recited."
• (Unnamed) "He's got a point. We have never heard the Song of the Sages more beautifully recited."

• (Unnamed) "We are fulfilling the destiny of the Sages."
• (Unnamed) "I am the Holy Pilgrim, and I have come to tell you that there's another verse to the song. It's, uh, uh -- "Please, er, don't burn the Holy Ones.""
• (Unnamed) "I'm sorry, Holy Pilgrim, but that's not part of the song."

• (Unnamed) "The 299th Rule of Acquisition: "Whenever you exploit someone, it never hurts to thank them. That way it's easier to exploit them the next time.""
• (Unnamed) "Wait a minute; there's only 285 Rules of Acquisition."
• (Unnamed) "You've been gone a very long time."

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