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Judge Dredd (film) Quotes

Judge Dredd (film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Judge Dredd completed its run in 1970.

It features Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score, and Adrian Biddle as head of cinematography.

Judge Dredd (film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Sylvester Stallone as Judge Dredd, Armand Assante as Rico, Joan Chen as Ilsa, Diane Lane as Judge Hershey, Rob Schneider as Fergee, Lex Daniel as Brisco, Max von Sydow as Chief Justice Fargo, Ian Dury as Geiger, Diane Lane as Judge, Christopher Adamson as Pa Angel, Jürgen Prochnow as Judge Griffin, Angus MacInnes as Judge Silver, Joanna Miles as Judge McGruder, Peter Marinker as Judge Esposito, Christopher Adamson as Mean Machine, and Christopher Adamson as Link Angel.

Judge Dredd (film) Quotes

Rob Schneider as Fergee

  • (Rob Schneider) "Amen, brother. Praise the Lord. I'm a believer."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Fergee, don't do it."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "It sounds like we have a believer in the gallery."
  • (Rob Schneider) "Yes."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "Cut him down."
  • (Rob Schneider) "Go tell it on the mountain."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Fergee."
  • (Rob Schneider) "Yeah."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "You're making a big mistake."
  • (Rob Schneider) "Well, Dredd, maybe the law doesn't make mistakes, but I'm free; and you're a toast."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Actually, YOU'RE a toast. I forgot to mention it. Your new friends -- they're cannibals."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "Fresh meat."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "Prepare the supplicant for sacrifice."
  • (Rob Schneider) "No, wait. You can't eat me. I've got eczema. I've got warts. I've had gonorrhea. Eat Dredd. He works out."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "Yum, yum. It's been fun, lawman."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "Finish Dredd."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "My pleasure, Pa."
  • (Rob Schneider) "Dredd?"
  • (Rob Schneider) "Don't hit me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't hurt me."
  • (Rob Schneider) "What are you doing here?"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "I was convicted of a crime. Wrongly convicted."
  • (Rob Schneider) "Really? That's kinda weird. What are the odds? Two wrongly convicted guys sitting right next to each other?"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "You received the sentence the law required."
  • (Rob Schneider) "Five years? Just for saving my own ass? That was a mistake."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "The law doesn't make mistakes."
  • (Rob Schneider) "Really? Then how do you explain what happened to YOU?"
  • (Rob Schneider) "You can't, can you? Great. Mr. "I am the law" can't."
  • (Rob Schneider) "So maybe this is some kind of typo. Maybe it's a glitch. Or maybe it's poetic justice."
  • (Junior Angel) "Shuttle comin'. Shuttle. Shuttle. Shuttle comin', Pa. Look."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "Praise the Lord for bringing us this generous bounty. My sons -- gather the harvest."
  • (Rob Schneider) "So maybe you're here as some sort of field trip. Yeah. Maybe this is some sort of -- surprise party."
  • (Junior Angel) "Whoo. Gonna catch me some city boy."
  • (Brutal Prisoner) "It's payback time, Dredd."
  • (Rob Schneider) "Dredd, what's happening?"
  • (Christopher Adamson) "By a blast of God they perish, and by a breath of His nostrils are they consumed. Hallelujah."
  • (Rob Schneider) "Am I dead? Am I dead? I'm dead."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "Awake? Good. We're running out of sinners."
  • (Rob Schneider) "Oh, my God. Dredd, do something."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "Dredd?"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "You talk too much."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "Can it be?"
  • (Christopher Adamson) "The great man of the law himself."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "O Lord, you have blessed us indeed. Judge "rat" Dredd."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "You creeps are under arrest."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "Is that so? Let me crush him, Pa."
  • (Rob Schneider) "Excuse me. We're not together."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "Allow me to introduce you to my family. There's Link, my oldest."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "Bite me."
  • (Rob Schneider) "Hi."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "My youngest, Junior."
  • (Junior Angel) "Howdy."
  • (Rob Schneider) "Hi."

Sylvester Stallone as Judge Dredd

  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Mega City Municiple Code, 213: Willfull destruction of property, that's two years. Code 310: Illegal possession of assault weapons, five years. Code 457: Resisting arrest, TWENTY years."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Thank you, Hershey. And code 3613: The first degree murder of a Street Judge --"
  • (Block Warlord) "Let me guess, life."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Death. Court's adjourned."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Fergie, cover the rear."
  • (Rob Schneider) "But I've never fired a gun in my life."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "What the hell kind of criminal are you?"
  • (Rob Schneider) "A NICE criminal."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Rico -- he's alive."
  • (Max von Sydow) "No. I signed the order myself. I saw the report."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "I didn't kill Hammond. It was him. It was his D.N.A. that convicted me."
  • (Max von Sydow) "Griffin -- it was Griffin."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Griffin, yes."
  • (Max von Sydow) "We've both been deceived, Joseph. I'm so sorry. Rico's killed me and destroyed you. Fi -- find him, Joseph."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Don't die."
  • (Rob Schneider) "What do we do?"
  • (Rob Schneider) "What do we do?"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Find Rico."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "You let me judge my own brother? You never told me sir."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "And you haven't even been out of jail for 24 hours. He's habitual, Hershey. Automatic 5 year sentence. How do you plead?"
  • (Rob Schneider) "Not guilty?"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "I knew you'd say that."
  • (Rob Schneider) "5 years? No. No. I had no choice. They were killing each other in there."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "You could have gone out the window."
  • (Rob Schneider) "40 floors? It would have been suicide."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Maybe, but it's legal."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "The legendary Angel family. Cursed Earth pirates, murderers, scavengers, and of course scumbags."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Chief Justice."
  • (Max von Sydow) "Joseph, together again."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Together again, sir."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "No."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "No."
  • (Rob Schneider) "God, not again."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "You got three strikes, lawman."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "Strike one. He-he-he --"
  • (Christopher Adamson) "Strike two."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "Strike three. You're out, lawman."
  • (Christopher Adamson) "You killed Link. You killed Junior. You killed my brothers. You killed my pa --"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Mega City municipal code 27-22: illegal use of city electricity. How do you plead?"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "I knew you'd say that."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "I can hear you thinking."
  • (Diane Lane) "Caught your lecture today. Is that really what you think the cadets need to hear?"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "What I told them was the truth."
  • (Diane Lane) "Your truth, maybe. You made it sound like our lives are practically over."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Don't you think parts are, Hershey?"
  • (Diane Lane) "I have a personal life, I have friends."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "You're the smartest of a new breed, but you've only been on the street a year. You haven't gotten used to the isolation yet."
  • (Diane Lane) "No. No, I don't think that's right. No one should be alone all the time. I mean, is that really what it's been like for you? Haven't you -- haven't you ever had a friend?"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Yes. Once."
  • (Diane Lane) "What happened?"
  • (Diane Lane) "Dredd? I want to know, what happened?"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "I judged him."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "C'mon --"
  • (Christopher Adamson) "C'mon."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "C'mon, kid."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Guilty."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Oh, shut up."
  • (Rob Schneider) "Dredd, look out."
  • (Unnamed) "There's Dredd."
  • (Rob Schneider) "Well, we did it. We got 'em all. Pussies. Is that all you got? They are dead, right?"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Have you been crying?"
  • (Rob Schneider) "I'm not crying. I got something in my eye. You ever have allergies?"
  • (Rob Schneider) "Dredd, look out."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Mega City municipal code 4722: Illegal use of city electricity."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "How do you plead?"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "I knew you'd say that."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Does that come with a fork, handsome?"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "-- The Judge's standard-issue helmet and body armor. Yours, when you graduate. Lawgiver-2 standard-issue sidearm, with 20 interchangeable rounds and voice-activated round system."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Signal flare."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Yours, IF you graduate."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Lawmaster, with rapid-firing cannons and a range of 500 kilometers."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Yours -- if you can ever get it to work."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "All the things you see are toys; at the end of the day, when you're alone in the dark, the only thing that matters is this --"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "-- the Law."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "You WILL be alone. Upon retirement, you will take the Long Walk -- which every Judge takes, outside these city walls, into the Cursed Earth. There you will remain for the last of your days, alone and carrying the Law. Class dismissed."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "There's a maniac loose in the city."
  • (Herman Ferguson) "What a coincidence; there's one out here too."
  • (Herman Ferguson) "C'mon, Dredd, there is no way in, are you even listening to me? We can't just knock on the wall and say "Hello, Cursed earth Pizza"."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "There is a way in. 10 years ago, 2 refugees figured it out, through the city's incinerator, there's a flame burst twice a minute, that means they have only 30 seconds to run through before it flames again."
  • (Herman Ferguson) "These refugees, they made it through, right?"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Actually, they were roasted. But, the theory's sound. Shall we?"
  • (Herman Ferguson) "Maybe we should consider other theories, Dredd."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "It's a lie. The evidence has been falsified. It's impossible. I never broke the law, I AM THE LAW."

Diane Lane as Judge Hershey

  • (Diane Lane) "Judge Dredd, we have to reconstitute the Council. We'd like you to consider first position as Chief Justice."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "I'm a Street Judge. And I'm very late for work."
  • (Diane Lane) "Mr Souza, you have a suspended license. You've got 3 counts of driving under the influence --"
  • (Fuppie) "Hey, you'd better listen. I suggest you walk away and bother somebody else."
  • (Fuppie) "When I said I have powerful friends, I mean powerful."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Are we having a problem here, Hershey?"
  • (Diane Lane) "Not at all, Dredd, nothing I can't handle. Suspended license, 3 DUI's."
  • (Fuppie) "Uh, this is getting boring, hey -- So, uh, what's the tab? Come on, how much is this gonna cost me? You name the price."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Hmmmm -- Hershey, call Control for an H-wagon."
  • (Fuppie) "What? I don't believe it, you're gonna tow me?"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Towing is for a first offence, this is your fourth violation, you're a menace. How do you plead?"
  • (Fuppie) "Not guilty."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "I knew you'd say that."
  • (Fuppie) "Hey, wait a sec, what are you doing?"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Grenade."
  • (Unnamed) "Grenade."
  • (Fuppie) "NOOOOOO."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Happy motoring."

Christopher Adamson as Mean Machine

  • (Christopher Adamson) "This here is Mean. We had to make some alterations when he was a child. Well, the Cursed Earth's a tough place on young folks."

Armand Assante as Rico

  • (Armand Assante) "I'm the only one who ever loved you."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "I'll be the judge of that."
  • (Armand Assante) "You want fear? I'm the fear. You want chaos? I'm the chaos. You want a new beginning?"
  • (Armand Assante) "I am the new beginning."
  • (Unnamed) "Status?"
  • (Armand Assante) "Bodyguard."
  • (Unnamed) "Commander?"
  • (Armand Assante) "Rico."
  • (Unnamed) "Mission?"
  • (Armand Assante) "Mission?"
  • (Armand Assante) "We're going to war."
  • (Unnamed) "Warrr --"
  • (Warden Miller) "So tell me, Rico, what is the meaning of life?"
  • (Armand Assante) "It ends."
  • (Armand Assante) "Why did you judge me?"
  • (Armand Assante) "Why did you judge me?"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "You killed innocent people."
  • (Armand Assante) "A means to an end."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "You started a massacre."
  • (Armand Assante) "I began a revolution."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "YOU BETRAYED THE LAW."
  • (Armand Assante) "Lawwwwww."
  • (Armand Assante) "I betrayed this -- Your council's experiment which failed, in you. I was your brother, your blood, your friend. Who betrayed who? When are you gonna stop being a goddamn slave and grow up? That's your birthright, that's your family. I'm your family, I'm the only family you ever had. Now choose."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "The best thing you can do is kill me."
  • (Armand Assante) "Why?"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Because it's your only chance, brother."
  • (Armand Assante) "Now who says politics is boring --"

Max von Sydow as Chief Justice Fargo

  • (Max von Sydow) "The blind lady."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Who is she, sir?"
  • (Max von Sydow) "Justice before your time. We should never have taken justice out of her hands."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "You put order to chaos, sir."
  • (Max von Sydow) "Yes, we solved many problems, but created many more."
  • (Max von Sydow) "The blind lady --"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Who is she?"
  • (Max von Sydow) "Justice -- before your time. We should never have taken justice out of her hands."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "You brought order to chaos, sir."
  • (Max von Sydow) "That we did. Solved many problems, and created many more -- being a Judge, Joseph, perhaps too much power in one person's hands. We once tried to compensate: create the perfect Judge. We called it Janus. Four decades ago, D.N.A. samples were taken from the original council. One was chosen. Mine. We altered it to enhance the best qualities and screen out the worst: weaknesses, frailties. We created you."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "You didn't create me, sir. I have a family."
  • (Max von Sydow) "No."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "At the Academy, you told me they were killed when I was very young."
  • (Max von Sydow) "A lie."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "I have a picture of them."
  • (Max von Sydow) "A fake. We lied -- to both of you."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Both?"
  • (Max von Sydow) "There was another infant created in that experiment, but something went wrong. Genetically mutated to the perfect criminal."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "I have a brother?"
  • (Max von Sydow) "You were best friends at the Academy. Star pupils. And then he turned. And for his crimes, you judged him."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Rico?"
  • (Max von Sydow) "Rico."
  • (Max von Sydow) "Rico -- you let me judge my own brother? You never told me, sir."
  • (Max von Sydow) "I couldn't -- you were like a son to me."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "A son -- my whole life is a lie."
  • (Max von Sydow) "Rico had to be executed to protect you, to protect the city."

Peter Marinker as Judge Esposito

Joan Chen as Ilsa

  • (Joan Chen) "Bitch."
  • (Diane Lane) "JUDGE BITCH."

Lex Daniel as Brisco

  • (Lex Daniel) "Judge Dredd, take cover."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "They're firing 20 milimetre caseless fletcher rounds at 300 metres. The effective lethal range is 200 metres. You're safe -- so what are you doing down there, Judge Hershey?"
  • (Diane Lane) "Waiting for backup."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "It's here."

Jürgen Prochnow as Judge Griffin

Ian Dury as Geiger

  • (Ian Dury) "No, wait a second. Don't touch it."
  • (Armand Assante) "Why not?"
  • (Ian Dury) "Well, that's a Lawgiver. That's programed to only recognise a Judge's hand. You touch that, it'll take your arm off."
  • (Armand Assante) "Gee, how do you like that? I must be a Judge."

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