The Whitest Kids U' Know Quotes

The Whitest Kids U'Know is a television program that first aired in 2007 on Fuse TV (2007). The Whitest Kids U' Know ended in 2011.

The Whitest Kids U'Know lasted 5 seasons and 60 (List of Whitest Kids U' Know Episodes) episodes. The Whitest Kids U'Know is created by Sam Brown (comedian).

Each episode of The Whitest Kids U'Know is 20-24 min (Fuse) long. The Whitest Kids U'Know is produced by Good Shepard Productions.

The Whitest Kids U'Know Quotes

• (Father) "You see boys, your mother and I have gotten to that point that a lot of married couples reach, where we've grown tired of the mundane and the routine. At this point, a lot of couples tend to have extra marital affairs."
• (Trevor) "Aw, dad --"
• (Father) "Hey, hey, let me finish. So to avoid the pitfalls that affect so many couples, your mother and I have decided to spice up the proverbial "sack"."
• (Trevor) "Aw, come on."
• (Father) "Hey, hey, hold on. So instead of cheating on your mother with another woman, I've decided to cheat on her vagina with her butthole."
• (Sam) "Oh, dad."
• (Sam) "Be quiet."
• (Father) "Hey, hey, now that's called being a good dad. Everybody's happy. Your mom's happy she's not being cheated on, I'm definitely happy, and you kids are happy that you have such a happy pop. That family's all together."

• (Englishman #2) "Yes, yes, you still pee, and I still stand. And I can stand here all night, for I am unemployed."
• (Englishman #1) "Ah, as it is with me."
• (Englishman #2) "Ah-ha. Then you shan't long afford this errand boy to supply you with your future pee stream."
• (Englishman #1) "I shall offer him sexual favors."
• (Englishman #2) "Sexual favors? But he's just a boy."
• (Englishman #1) "But we are British."
• (Englishman #2) "Touché. And yet you overlook something. How do you plan to perform these sexual favors you intend to promise this boy if your genitalia is indefinitely committed to the act of peeing upon my person?"
• (Englishman #1) "I happen to know that the child enjoys golden showers."
• (Englishman #2) "Ah-ha. Then his face will have to interrupt your pee stream, thus freeing my leg of its flow."
• (Englishman #1) "Ah. The boy will take up the act of peeing upon your leg, and I in turn will pee upon his face."
• (Englishman #2) "You clever devil. The game is on."
• (Englishman #1) "It's a gentleman's challenge. May the best man win."
• (Unnamed) "We all know the story by now. William Shakespeare and Sir Francis Bacon continued on that way and their final plays they were working on were never finished. They battled on into the night. Spring turned to summer, summer to fall, fall to winter. Centuries passed, then millennia. Empires rose and fell, suns exploded. JFK was assassinated and then re-born in Argentina. Thirty-eight years later, he died in infancy of cholera. But I digress -- enough about our former president who now walks the streets as a bizarre half-shadow, half-man named "Tankra" whose only fear is the light and only joy the dark -- but again, I digress -- for as we all know, to speak Tankra's name is to to summon her awful presence."

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