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Evolution (2001 film) Quotes

Evolution (2001 film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Evolution stopped airing in 1970.

It features Daniel Goldberg; Joe Medjuck, and Ivan Reitman as producer, John Powell (composer) in charge of musical score, and Michael Chapman (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Evolution (2001 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Evolution (2001 film) is 101 minutes long. Evolution (2001 film) is distributed by DreamWorks Pictures.

The cast includes: Seann William Scott as Wayne Grey, David Duchovny as Ira Kane, Julianne Moore as Dr. Allison Reed, Ethan Suplee as Deke, Ted Levine as Brigadier Gen. Russell Woodman, Dan Aykroyd as Governor Lewis, Katharine Towne as Nadine, Gregory Itzin as Carla, Ashley Clark as Lt. Cryer, Ty Burrell as Col. Flemming, and Ethan Suplee as Deke Donald.

Evolution (2001 film) Quotes

David Duchovny as Ira Kane

  • (David Duchovny) "So, what do you want? Light meat, or dark?"
  • (Harry Block) "You have to ask?"
  • (Judge Guilder) "Dr. Kane, are you asking me to bar the Federal Government from involvement in a discovery as significant as this one?"
  • (David Duchovny) "No, no, no. Not at all. We're asking you to make sure that the local scientists who actually made the discovery continue to play a significant role."
  • (Harry Block) "They kept us out for almost two weeks. And we put our lives on the line to find these little guys, Your Majesty. We just want to be there for them, as they grow up."
  • (David Duchovny) "We were the first team at the meteor site, and all the initial testing was done in our lab, Judge."
  • (Ted Levine) "The facilities at Glen Canyon Community College are jokes."
  • (Judge Guilder) "They weren't a joke when I went there, General."
  • (Harry Block) "So, do they give the Nobel Prize out in yearly payments or is it just one lump sum, like the lottery?"
  • (David Duchovny) "Let's not get ahead of ourselves."
  • (Harry Block) "Oh, I'm not getting ahead of myself. I've very concerned about the potential tax consequences."
  • (David Duchovny) "Give me back my friend, you big sphincter."
  • (David Duchovny) "We call no one, we tell no one. This is our secret, right?"
  • (Harry Block) "What about the government? I mean, isn't this the kind of thing they usually get involved in?"
  • (David Duchovny) "No. No government. I know those people. Absolutely not."
  • (Harry Block) "I'm no biologist, but how many cells do single-celled organisms have?"
  • (David Duchovny) "Harry, if we're going to be big important scientists you have to start to act the part."
  • (David Duchovny) "You're gonna be all right, buddy. Cut him open, let's get this thing."
  • (Harry Block) "CUT ME OPEN. There goes your Christmas gift, Judas."
  • (Harry Block) "Is it coming or it going?; The tree just ate it."
  • (David Duchovny) "Everything down here seems to be food for something else, so let's try to stay off the menu, huh?"
  • (Harry Block) "Got that right. Ooops."
  • (Harry Block) "Ira. Come here, look at these little things."
  • (David Duchovny) "Oh, cool. Great. Snag one."
  • (Harry Block) "Snag one?"
  • (David Duchovny) "Yeah. Snag one and put them in the bucket."
  • (Harry Block) "I seen this movie, the black dude dies first. YOU snag it."
  • (David Duchovny) "Aw, don't be scared. Come on, we came for a specimen. Now snag one. Come on. Not gonna hurt you. Look, he's turned the other way. He's eating."
  • (Harry Block) "Come on, come on, my widdle red lobster. Come on, my sexy little crustracean. Come on --"
  • (David Duchovny) "Fruit basket for Russell Woodman."
  • (David Duchovny) "Let's shampoo us some aliens."
  • (David Duchovny) "You sure this leads to the main cavern?"
  • (Harry Block) "It'll definitely lead us somewhere. Geology is not an exact science."
  • (David Duchovny) "Ira Kane, head of the science department, Glen Canyon Community College."
  • (Harry Block) "Harry Block, United States Geological Survey."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Wayne Grey. I took some chemistry in high school."
  • (Harry Block) "Ira, look at that backside. Theater in the round. That's the kind of trunk space you want in a late-model car. Who does that remind you of?"
  • (David Duchovny) "I've no idea what you're talking about."
  • (Harry Block) "She's been throwing it at you enough."
  • (David Duchovny) "Dr. Reed?"
  • (Harry Block) "Bull's-eye."
  • (Ashley Clark) "Excuse me, Dr. Reed, did you authorize a walk-through?"
  • (Julianne Moore) "No. Why?"
  • (Ashley Clark) "Um, you should probably take a look at something. Here."
  • (Harry Block) "That's the kind of rump you want to roast. The kind of muffin you'd like to butter."
  • (David Duchovny) "That is, that is a nice image. And I appreciate your assumption that there is an actual sexual human being underneath all Dr. Reed's deep-seated neuroses, but I don't think so."
  • (Harry Block) "What?"
  • (David Duchovny) "Yeah. I think she is a humorless ice queen."
  • (David Duchovny) "You should have seen the size of that thing you had inside you, it was like this."
  • (David Duchovny) "You took it like a man."
  • (David Duchovny) "Allow me to share something with the entire class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled "Cells are Bad" and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory: "Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end." Although my standards are nowhere near where they used to be I could not bring myself to put As atop those beauties."
  • (Ethan Suplee) "You're -- talking -- about our papers."
  • (David Duchovny) "Ten base pairs. That can't be."
  • (David Duchovny) "This place has changed."
  • (Harry Block) "Can you believe this?"
  • (David Duchovny) "Harry, look at that. Our little babies are growing up. Three weeks, it's already like a rain forest in here."
  • (Harry Block) "Eww. Looks like the kitchen from my first apartment."
  • (David Duchovny) "A garter belt? At a day function?"
  • (Harry Block) "It's flying away. Is that a bad thing?"
  • (David Duchovny) "Only if you're a human being."

Ted Levine as Brigadier Gen. Russell Woodman

  • (Ted Levine) "Don't you have work to do?"
  • (Julianne Moore) "You are such an asshole."
  • (Ty Burrell) "You know, when a woman expresses anger, it's often because she --"
  • (Ted Levine) "Shut up."
  • (Ted Levine) "I didn't know you were coming to see the show, sir."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Well, you damn well better make it a good one, Sergeant."
  • (Ted Levine) "That's General."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Not if you screw this up."
  • (Ted Levine) "We evacuate, make it safe, and then we burn the alien menace right the hell out of there."
  • (Julianne Moore) "With what?"
  • (Ted Levine) "With napalm. Lots and lots of napalm."
  • (David Duchovny) "Napalm? Why don't you just nuke 'em while you're at it?"
  • (Ty Burrell) "What about nukes?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Pull your horns in there, boys. Nobody's dropping an H-bomb on my state."

Seann William Scott as Wayne Grey

  • (Harry Block) "You going to finish that bacon?"
  • (Seann William Scott) "Yeah, I am. I ordered it, didn't I?"
  • (Seann William Scott) "Ca-Caw. Ca-Caw. Ca-Caw. Ah Ah Ee Ee Tookie Tookie. Tookie Tookie. Ca-Caw Ca-ca-caw-ca-caw-caw-caw. Ca-ca-caw."
  • (Harry Block) "Wayne, I think we've established that "Ca-Caw Ca-Caw" and "Tookie Tookie" don't work."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Right. Sorry."
  • (Harry Block) "Alright, so what do you say Ira? Pack it in?"
  • (Seann William Scott) "You are so beautiful, to me --"
  • (David Duchovny) "Step back, Harry, I'm gonna shoot him."
  • (Harry Block) "No, stand down. I'm gonna kill this one myself."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Give me a chance, I'm communicating here."
  • (Seann William Scott) "You are so beautiful, to me --"
  • (Harry Block) "Wayne, would you please stop, because you are embarrassing me."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Can't you see. You're everyth --"
  • (Seann William Scott) "You're everything that I hope for."
  • (David Duchovny) "It's working."
  • (Harry Block) "Yeah. Sing. Sing. Rub some funk on it."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Whoa. It's like a big lugie."
  • (Harry Block) "Mazel tov. It's a boy."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Despite all the warnings, she was smoking in bed, fell asleep. Bad move."
  • (Seann William Scott) "And the fire begins. Showtime."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Don't worry, ma'am, I'm here to save you."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Keep those people back. This is an emergency."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Don't you dare die on me. Breathe, dammit, breathe. She's gonna make it. She's gonna make it."
  • (Seann William Scott) "What the; ?"

Dan Aykroyd as Governor Lewis

  • (Dan Aykroyd) "All right, what's going on down there?"
  • (David Duchovny) "My God. They've evolved into primates."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Aughh. Now, that's a face for radio."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Put a plug in it, I'm not interested in your bureaucratic crap-ola."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "I oughta throw the whole goddamn, jacked-up bunch of you in prison. No, not that cushy federal place with the loose jumpsuits. State prison -- with the crotch binders."

Julianne Moore as Dr. Allison Reed

  • (Harry Block) "Ooh. Your girlfriend, eleven-o'clock."
  • (Julianne Moore) "Oh, darn it."
  • (David Duchovny) "That woman is a menace."
  • (Julianne Moore) "What are you gonna do?"
  • (Dr. Paulson) "We might have to amputate."
  • (Harry Block) "Whoa, Doc. Don't take the leg. Ira, don't let them take my leg."
  • (David Duchovny) "Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete."
  • (Nurse Tate) "Doctor, look."
  • (Dr. Paulson) "It's headed for his testicles."
  • (Harry Block) "Take it. Take it. Take the leg."
  • (Julianne Moore) "There's something I feel I should tell you, but I don't know exactly how."
  • (David Duchovny) "Well, just say it. We're adults and we're all about to die a very horrible death soon anyway, so?"
  • (Julianne Moore) "I would've rocked your world."
  • (David Duchovny) "You already have."
  • (Julianne Moore) "It's over, it's over. You did great. Do you need anything? Can we get you anything?"
  • (Harry Block) "Ice cream -- I'd like an ice cream please."
  • (Julianne Moore) "Okay, what flavor?"
  • (Harry Block) "It doesn't matter. It's for my ass."
  • (Julianne Moore) "At this rate, they will take over Glen Canyon in three days. In a week, the rest of Arizona. Within two months, the United States will officially belong to them. And we are extinct."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Oh, you gotta be shittin' me."

Katharine Towne as Nadine

  • (Katharine Towne) "Um, Professor, the little wiggly worm things in there are breaking."
  • (Harry Block) "Ira, look."
  • (David Duchovny) "Yeah. It's not breaking, it's splitting. It's mitosis. That's how they reproduce."
  • (Harry Block) "No sex?"
  • (David Duchovny) "No time for sex."
  • (Katharine Towne) "Bummer."

Gregory Itzin as Carla

  • (Gregory Itzin) "They just took out 6 and 7."
  • (Ashley Clark) "All the monitors are down."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Well, that can't be good."
  • (David Duchovny) "That's the elevator."
  • (Ty Burrell) "We have no personnel down there."
  • (Julianne Moore) "They've breached the airlock."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "What, the fuzzy no-nosed chimp?"

Ethan Suplee as Deke Donald

  • (Ethan Suplee) "Blue monkey. Blue monkey."

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