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My mom said it's okay to talk to lesbians because they take good care of their cats and have a can-do attitude.
Stuart Larkin
Stuart Larkin: [talking to the Tooth Fairy]
Don't jump on the bed. My mom says only Italians do that.
Doreen Larkin:
What does mama say about the smoking?
Stuart Larkin:
Smoking is for Europeans and white trash.
Doreen Larkin:
What does mama say about sliding down the banister?
Stuart Larkin:
Don't slide down the banister because you'll injure your googoo and that's all some men have going for them.
Doreen Larkin:
What does mama say about little boys who aren't polite?
Stuart Larkin:
Little boys who aren't polite give the pro-choice a better reason to exist.
Doreen Larkin:
What does mama say about lying?
Stuart Larkin:
Little boys who lie should expect tragedy to visit them on a regular basis.
Doreen Larkin:
What does mama say about swearing?
Stuart Larkin:
Mama says, little boys who swear grow up to Democrats.
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