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My mom said it's okay to talk to lesbians because they take good care of their cats and have a can-do attitude.
Stuart Larkin

Stuart Larkin: [talking to the Tooth Fairy] Don't jump on the bed. My mom says only Italians do that.

Doreen Larkin: What does mama say about the smoking?
Stuart Larkin: Smoking is for Europeans and white trash.

Doreen Larkin: What does mama say about sliding down the banister?
Stuart Larkin: Don't slide down the banister because you'll injure your googoo and that's all some men have going for them.

Doreen Larkin: What does mama say about little boys who aren't polite?
Stuart Larkin: Little boys who aren't polite give the pro-choice a better reason to exist.

Doreen Larkin: What does mama say about lying?
Stuart Larkin: Little boys who lie should expect tragedy to visit them on a regular basis.

Doreen Larkin: What does mama say about swearing?
Stuart Larkin: Mama says, little boys who swear grow up to Democrats.

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