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Funny Bad Relationship Quotes

Just about everyone has had a bad relationship during some point in their lives. And if you haven't, you will. You are probably still young. And, if God forbid, you are lucky enough never to experience it, you are one lucky dude or lady. That's awesome. Sadly, many of us aren't that lucky and these lines are for us!

Below you'll find some good funny quotes about bad relationships.

I have a very bad relationship with mice.
Casey Affleck
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Anonymous
Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.
Marianne Faithfull
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you.'
Anonymous
A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
Cher
The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
Ronnie Edwards
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