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Funny Bad Relationship Quotes - Page 2

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.
Marianne Faithfull
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
Rita Rudner
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Lilly Tomlin
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde
The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
Colin Chapman
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
Rita Rudner
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
Will Rogers
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