Funny Bad Relationship Quotes - Page 2
Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
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