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Funny Quotes About Communication

Communication is something we all do; however, it is also something which can be quite humorous in certain situations. Things get misinterpreted or misunderstood. Luckily, it's not an everyday occurance. Nonetheless, it's something we can easily find humor in.

Since it's something we all do, famous artists, philosophers, and others have had some funny things to say about communicating. Read these quotes and enjoy!

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Two monologues do not make a dialogue.
Jeff Daly
When the eyes say one thing, and the tongue another, a practiced man relies on the language of the first.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
The tongue is the only instrument that gets sharper with use.
Washington Irving
If I am to speak ten minutes, I need a week for preparation; if fifteen minutes, three days; if half an hour, two days; if an hour, I am ready now.
Woodrow Wilson
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness.
Margaret Miller
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
Frank Moore Colby
Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood.
Freeman Teague Jr.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Kin Hubbard
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