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Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love.
Mildred B. Vermont
If the whole world were put into one scale, and my mother in the other, the whole world would kick the beam.
Henry Bickersteth
Mother – that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.
T. DeWitt Talmage
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
Tenneva Jordan
By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them.
Victor Hugo
The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom.
Irish Proverb
A man's work is from sun to sun, but a mother's work is never done.
Anonymous
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde
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