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Hilarious Mother's Day Quotations - Page 2

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
Peter De Vries
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
Phyllis Diller
Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one's likely to do anything about that.
Golda Meir
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
Oscar Wilde, "The Importance of Being Earnest"
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.
Sophia Loren, "Women and Beauty"
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
Aristotle
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
Irish Proverb
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
Jewish Proverb
You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back.
William D. Tammeus
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