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Funny Love Quotes

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Melanie Clark

Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.
Cher

I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands.
Dudley Moore

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
Fulton J. Sheen

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
Joyce Brothers

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney

Don't forget. I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy...asking him to love her.
Notting Hill

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