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Funny Quotes About Love

A romantic love quote

I love quotes. There's nothing like sitting down and having a nice cup of coffee and searching the internet for quotations. And who doesn't love romance? It brightens our day and makes us feel warm inside. It's like having an extra cup of the black stuff without the crash.

This page is dedicated to the very best humorous and funny lines to help you get through the morning with a bit of laughter.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Melanie Clark
Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.
Cher
I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands.
Dudley Moore
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
Fulton J. Sheen
No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
Joyce Brothers
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney
Don't forget. I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy...asking him to love her.
Notting Hill
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