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Funny Quotes About Anniversaries

Anniversaries are an important part of all relationships. They help us remember the years past and hope for a bright future. They remind us that there's something worth celebrating, remembering, and worth living for. It's a time for presents, restaurants, and having fun together.

To help laugh about the years past and your own romance, here are some funny quotes that are meant specifically for wedding anniversaries.

Matrimony compared to bonds.
How to make your wife mad.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
Beverly Nichols
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Anonymous
Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.
Oscar Wilde
Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.'
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henry Youngman
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Anonymous
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
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