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Funny Anniversary Quotes

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
Beverly Nichols

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Anonymous

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.
Oscar Wilde

Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.'
Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henry Youngman

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Anonymous

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

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