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Funny Quotes About Weddings & Marriage

Weddings and marriage in general are a part of virtually everyones life. As a young girl it is often dreamed about. When finding someone you truly love, it is then talked about. When finding your soul mate, it becomes real. Once the engagement starts, you finally feel that your life is going where you once wished it would. Then, finally, once you get married and you start having anniversaries, you realize that your life is now complete.

The following are some funny quotes about weddings and marriage.

Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.
Chinese Proverb
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
Martin Luther
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
Mark Twain
Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
German Greer
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
Homer
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Polish Proverb
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Anonymous
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
Anonymous
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henry Youngman
One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
Benjamin Franklin
The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
Oscar Wilde
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Joey Adams
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
Minnie Pearl
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Benjamin Franklin
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis Diller
Every man should marry - and no woman
Bernjamin Disraeli
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson
Marriage--a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
Beverly Nichols
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby