Funny Quotes About Weddings & Marriage
Weddings and marriage in general are a part of virtually everyones life. As a young girl it is often dreamed about. When finding someone you truly love, it is then talked about. When finding your soul mate, it becomes real.
The following are some funny quotes about weddings and marriage.
Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
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