Funny Quotes About Weddings & Marriage
Weddings and marriage in general are a part of virtually everyones life. As a young girl it is often dreamed about. When finding someone you truly love, it is then talked about. When finding your soul mate, it becomes real.
The following are some funny quotes about weddings and marriage.
Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.
Chinese Proverb
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
Martin Luther
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
Mark Twain
Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
German Greer
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
Homer
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Polish Proverb
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Anonymous
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
Anonymous
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henry Youngman
One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
Benjamin Franklin
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