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Funny Life Quotes

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
George Carlin

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
Joey Adams

Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries.
Everett McKinley Dirksen

There is properly no history; only biography.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is just one damned thing after another.
Elbert Hubbard

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, I am with you kid Let's go!
Maya Angelou

Life is simple, its just not easy.
Anonymous

Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't.
Richard Bach

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.
Christopher Morley, "Thunder on the Left"

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
Kathy Norris

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