Hilarious Life Quotes - Page 4
Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told,I am with you kid Let's go!
Life is simple, its just not easy.
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Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.
Christopher Morley, "Thunder on the Left"
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little.
Thomas Aloysius Dorgan
Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out.
Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries.
Everett McKinley Dirksen
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